Principled Man Posted April 30 Author Share Posted April 30 Mary was going to name her holy child Gerald.....until she banged her shin on her bed frame. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 30 Author Share Posted April 30 If smoking gives you cancer, and bacon gives you cancer, then what does smoking bacon do? It cures it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzy85 Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 8 hours ago, Principled Man said: Mary was going to name her holy child Gerald.....until she banged her shin on her bed frame. So... his middle name actually is F-ing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 After Star Trek II, it took until Naked Gun 6 years latter for Ricardo Montalban to get a good role. Because nobody wanted to hire an ex KHAN! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
condemned2bfree Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 What do cats eat in hot weather? Mice cream. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
condemned2bfree Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 May have said this before. It's a good one and worth saying again. Reminds me of a scene in Monty Python. Jesus was giving a sermon when he saw a group of women (possible prostitutes) getting a lot of grief for their behaviour. Jesus appeals to the baying mob ''c'mon now, remember, she who is without sin cast the 1st stone'' All of a sudden a stone hits Jesus on the head. He turns around to the culprit and says ''sometime mother, you piss me off'' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted May 9 Author Share Posted May 9 Dear Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.'s Brain Worm, I humbly request that you consider me for your Vice-Presidential running mate. As I am the only successful louse in your host's hair (and I live quite close to you!), I can confidently state that I am the lousiest candidate for the job! Respectfully, Pediculus humanus capitis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 On 5/9/2024 at 4:35 PM, Principled Man said: Dear Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.'s Brain Worm, I humbly request that you consider me for your Vice-Presidential running mate. As I am the only successful louse in your host's hair (and I live quite close to you!), I can confidently state that I am the lousiest candidate for the job! Respectfully, Pediculus humanus capitis Waiting... I was woken up last night by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid, i was petrified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted May 11 Author Share Posted May 11 (edited) I went to my local bait & tackle shop this morning. The owner had half the sales floor displaying sheets and blankets with Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.'s face on them. "What's all this?" I asked him. He winked and said, "Worm bedding!" Edited May 14 by Principled Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted Saturday at 09:54 PM Share Posted Saturday at 09:54 PM Fortune teller to man: Don't worry, the death card doesn't always mean death. It may be just a nasty accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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