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#41 Brucey

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 06:09 PM

View PostLucas, on 08 May 2017 - 06:07 PM, said:

I tripped and fell the other day while jogging

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Why did you decide to jog in your penis outfit?

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 06:10 PM

View PostLucas, on 08 May 2017 - 06:07 PM, said:

I tripped and fell the other day while jogging

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I see you fell on a really tiny road.

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 06:16 PM

:lol:

When timed right, there aren't many things funnier than a public penis

Edited by Lucas, 08 May 2017 - 06:16 PM.


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Posted 08 May 2017 - 06:17 PM

View PostLucas, on 08 May 2017 - 06:16 PM, said:

:lol:

When timed right, there aren't many things funnier than a public penis

...thats what she said

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 06:30 PM

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Posted 13 May 2017 - 11:56 PM

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View PostLucas, on 08 May 2017 - 06:07 PM, said:

I tripped and fell the other day while jogging

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I see you landed on your head.
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Posted 14 May 2017 - 12:21 AM

View PostLucas, on 18 April 2017 - 11:42 PM, said:

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Thats why I never wear skirts.

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Posted 14 May 2017 - 04:26 PM

:lol: :popcorn:



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Posted 14 May 2017 - 04:31 PM

View PostILSnwdog, on 14 May 2017 - 12:21 AM, said:

View PostLucas, on 18 April 2017 - 11:42 PM, said:

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Thats why I never wear skirts.

That's why, sometimes, I do

#50 Segue Myles

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Posted 14 May 2017 - 04:48 PM

View PostLucas, on 14 May 2017 - 04:31 PM, said:

View PostILSnwdog, on 14 May 2017 - 12:21 AM, said:

View PostLucas, on 18 April 2017 - 11:42 PM, said:

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Thats why I never wear skirts.

That's why, sometimes, I do

I was not prepared to fart so hard but this killed me!

#51 Segue Myles

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Posted 14 May 2017 - 04:49 PM

LMAO

My phone autocorrected "laugh" to "fart".

I'm keeping that as it is haha

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Posted 14 May 2017 - 06:33 PM

View PostSegue Myles, on 14 May 2017 - 04:49 PM, said:

LMAO

My phone autocorrected "laugh" to "fart".

I'm keeping that as it is haha

There have been some funny things on this forum, but I think this takes the cake

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Posted 14 May 2017 - 06:39 PM

View PostILSnwdog, on 14 May 2017 - 12:21 AM, said:

View PostLucas, on 18 April 2017 - 11:42 PM, said:

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Thats why I never wear skirts.
She's still kinda cute.

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 01:42 PM

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I'd say, intentional

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 03:14 PM

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Found a brother, Brucey...
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#56 Segue Myles

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 03:32 PM

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View PostBrucey, on 08 May 2017 - 06:30 PM, said:

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Found a brother, Brucey...
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Ok that banana emoji is so funny haha

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 04:26 PM

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View PostBrucey, on 08 May 2017 - 06:30 PM, said:

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Ok that banana emoji is so funny haha

yeah, that's the ANGRY normal  banana.  I've had it for a long time, but forgot about it....hadn't added it to my Photobucket acct.  It's there NOW....lol
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Posted 25 May 2017 - 09:01 PM

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Posted 25 May 2017 - 11:09 PM

View PostTick, on 20 May 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

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I'd say, intentional

It's Disney, of course it's intentional !!

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Posted 25 May 2017 - 11:12 PM

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