Mara Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 (edited) severs his johnson and then tries to commit suicide by jumping from building.http://www.eonline.c...suicide-attempt Not a fan and in fact couldn't name a single song of theirs (are they rap???), but the story did get my attention. Edited April 17, 2014 by Mara
ReRushed Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 "He and his severed penis were taken to Cedars Sinai hospital..." What's that drug called? Bath salts? Anyway, that's what immediately popped into my head.
tx_rush Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 "He and his severed penis were taken to Cedars Sinai hospital..." What's that drug called? Bath salts? Anyway, that's what immediately popped into my head. At a jewish hospital, I wonder if they circumcised the unit
Lerxster Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 severs his johnson and then tries to commit suicide by jumping from building.http://www.eonline.com/news/532749/wu-tang-clan-rapper-cuts-off-his-penis-jumps-off-building-in-suicide-attempt Not a fan and in fact couldn't name a single song of theirs (are they rap???), but the story did get my attention.No, he's not a member of the Wu-Tang Clan. Your disclaimer should have read "I know nothing about the Wu-Tang Clan, but the story did get my attention." 1
Mara Posted April 17, 2014 Author Posted April 17, 2014 severs his johnson and then tries to commit suicide by jumping from building.http://www.eonline.c...suicide-attempt Not a fan and in fact couldn't name a single song of theirs (are they rap???), but the story did get my attention.No, he's not a member of the Wu-Tang Clan. Your disclaimer should have read "I know nothing about the Wu-Tang Clan, but the story did get my attention." So sorry. I will change the title to accommodate you!
invisible airwave Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 severs his johnson and then tries to commit suicide by jumping from building.http://www.eonline.c...suicide-attempt Not a fan and in fact couldn't name a single song of theirs (are they rap???), but the story did get my attention.No, he's not a member of the Wu-Tang Clan. Your disclaimer should have read "I know nothing about the Wu-Tang Clan, but the story did get my attention." Journalism hits newer lows. Affiliated=/=a member of. Fitting that it's from an awful Kartrashian loving website.
bathory Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 I mean f**k, "man cuts off his penis and jumps out of a window" would get enough clicks, don't have to stick wu tang on it 1
Oracle Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 how is he even affiliated with them Wu-Tang has more affiliates than they do songs. You could just greet one of them on the street and you'll be considered an affiliate.
Maverick Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 Dickless piece of shit...! (too soon?) No sir. It's true. This man has no dick. 2
invisible airwave Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 Dickless piece of shit...! (too soon?) No sir. It's true. This man has no dick. http://images.says.com/uploads/story_source/source_image/214172/8a17.gif
hobo73 Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 Gotta be bath salts or insane acid or SOMETHING. why the hell would he chop his penis off?! BAHAHAHAHAHAIt's like that story like 7 years ago or something (I know I was in high school)- rapper got high on some stuff and scooped his own eyeball out with a spoon lmao It's not funny, but it is at the same time. ;)
Oracle Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 Gotta be bath salts or insane acid or SOMETHING. why the hell would he chop his penis off?! BAHAHAHAHAHAIt's like that story like 7 years ago or something (I know I was in high school)- rapper got high on some stuff and scooped his own eyeball out with a spoon lmao It's not funny, but it is at the same time. ;)
Rick N. Backer Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 A guy cuts off his penis, jumps from a building, and people are most concerned about the actual depth of his connection to the Wu Tang Clan? 1
MMCXII Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 There's a quote in that article that states "Johnson was severely injured.." But my mind read it as "JOHNSON WAS SEVERED". It was easy for my mind to do that because that's basically what it says if you cut that sentence off at the "L".. That's all my brain did was slice that sentence down the middle.. Just lopped the end right off.. Dammit I'm sorry but that was just too easy.. I'm sorry "Johnson"!
MMCXII Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 If they can't sew it back on he could have a potential musical parter.. Johnson and Johnson.. Just beat it beat it.. Huh huh huh
MMCXII Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 I kid, but John Wayne Bobbit had some success with a cover tune which he renamed "I can pee clearly now, Lorraine is gone.." :/
Presto-digitation Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 His appendage was not salvageable. Rest in penis.
Babycat Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 Why in God's name would he want to slice off his wing dang doodle?
Lorraine Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 I kid, but John Wayne Bobbit had some success with a cover tune which he renamed "I can pee clearly now, Lorraine is gone.." :/ :o 1
treeduck Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 So Andre Johnson cut off his Johnson and now he's just known as Andre...?
MMCXII Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 I kid, but John Wayne Bobbit had some success with a cover tune which he renamed "I can pee clearly now, Lorraine is gone.." :/ :o Haha! Hey I can't help it if you share a name with a psycho penis-harvester!!
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