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Just wondering if anybody had a story of something funny you or a "friend" did while under the influence of alcohol. Don't get me wrong, being drunk is not something one should aspire to, and certainly is not funny where tragedy is involved, but ya gotta admit some of them you can't help but look back and laugh! (Those are the only kind of stories I am talking about, just to make sure nobody's feathers get ruffled!) I would mention one of my own, but for some reason my memory is a little blurry....
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Nope. I can't think of ONE instance.

 

Certainly nothing anyone HERE would have observed...

 

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QUOTE (random sample @ Jun 1 2005, 04:07 PM)
QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Jun 1 2005, 03:04 PM)
About 12 years ago I drunk and "got with" this lady from school.  Next morning I couldn't believe what happened.

She ended up being a man? rofl3.gif

No I did, apparently. sad.gif

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QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Jun 1 2005, 03:47 PM)
QUOTE (random sample @ Jun 1 2005, 04:07 PM)
QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Jun 1 2005, 03:04 PM)
About 12 years ago I drunk and "got with" this lady from school.  Next morning I couldn't believe what happened.

She ended up being a man? rofl3.gif

No I did, apparently. sad.gif

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Driving each other around Calgary in the middle of the night in shopping carts.

Later, looking for bodies in the bush by the Bow River. And scaring ourselves half to death.

 

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QUOTE (dweezil @ Jun 1 2005, 06:14 PM)
Driving each other around Calgary in the middle of the night in shopping carts.
Later, looking for bodies in the bush by the Bow River. And scaring ourselves half to death.

Good times b_sigh.gif

oh....so it WAS you!!! ohmy.gif laugh.gif ph34r.gif

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At my University (College) we have this parade down Yonge st every Frosh Week (Freshman)...

 

I got so damn loaded on Centre Island that someone threw me into a taxi back to the rez (dorm). I woke up in my own puke in my bed.

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I had a friend over, and we were drinking Rum Screwdrivers, man were they good, well, later on they were becomming quite weak, so Luke decided to put 4 shots rum, 4 shots Tripple Seq, and about 1 shot of O.J. and had 2 of those, on top of having quite alot of those that night along with a few shots, and some beers. I was walking to the bathroom, and broke my toe on the door jam. And man did that HURT (The next day of course.)

 

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Im a bad bad person.

 

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QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Jun 1 2005, 09:21 PM)
At my University (College) we have this parade down Yonge st every Frosh Week (Freshman)...

I got so damn loaded on Centre Island that someone threw me into a taxi back to the rez (dorm). I woke up in my own puke in my bed.

Cool.

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QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 2 2005, 10:05 AM)
QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Jun 1 2005, 09:21 PM)
At my University (College) we have this parade down Yonge st every Frosh Week (Freshman)...

I got so damn loaded on Centre Island that someone threw me into a taxi back to the rez (dorm).  I woke up in my own puke in my bed.

Cool.

EWWWW, laslaglap! What part of that is cool?

 

 

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July 1 2004 - the day my divorce became final!!! 653.gif

 

10 of my closest friends took me out to celebrate! I lost count at 12 rum and diet cokes but I'm told it was more like 16 with the last 4 being doubles.

 

After the bars closed we went to this errrrrr quaint (?) mexican restaurant run by a chinese family (!) They make the best mexican food in town. I was feeling really sick by then so I went to the bathroom and the only stall was taken (!) I had to throw up in the sink 062802puke_prv.gif (!)

 

I got puke in my hair and my friend helped clean me up... wub.gif

 

 

 

Don't worry though - I paid my dues the next weekend we went out for her birthday and when she got so loaded she threw up I was right there to hold her hair outta the way!!!

 

 

Haven't been that drunk since! Thank heavens! I remember to stop at 12! laugh.gif

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QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 2 2005, 09:56 PM)
July 1 2004 - the day my divorce became final!!! 653.gif

10 of my closest friends took me out to celebrate! I lost count at 12 rum and diet cokes but I'm told it was more like 16 with the last 4 being doubles.

After the bars closed we went to this errrrrr quaint (?) mexican restaurant run by a chinese family (!) They make the best mexican food in town. I was feeling really sick by then so I went to the bathroom and the only stall was taken (!) I had to throw up in the sink 062802puke_prv.gif (!)

I got puke in my hair and my friend helped clean me up... wub.gif



Don't worry though - I paid my dues the next weekend we went out for her birthday and when she got so loaded she threw up I was right there to hold her hair outta the way!!!


Haven't been that drunk since! Thank heavens! I remember to stop at 12! laugh.gif

Heh... Lets have a TRF get together here, to celebrate my divorce becoming final!!! new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif I will be designated drinker!!! new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif

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QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 3 2005, 12:37 AM)
QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 2 2005, 09:56 PM)
July 1 2004 - the day my divorce became final!!! 653.gif

10 of my closest friends took me out to celebrate!  I lost count at 12 rum and diet cokes but I'm told it was more like 16 with the last 4 being doubles.

After the bars closed we went to this errrrrr quaint (?) mexican restaurant run by a chinese family (!) They make the best mexican food in town.  I was feeling really sick by then so I went to the bathroom and the only stall was taken (!) I had to throw up in the sink  062802puke_prv.gif (!) 

I got puke in my hair and my friend helped clean me up... wub.gif



Don't worry though - I paid my dues the next weekend we went out for her birthday and when she got so loaded she threw up I was right there to hold her hair outta the way!!!


Haven't been that drunk since!  Thank heavens!  I remember to stop at 12! laugh.gif

Heh... Lets have a TRF get together here, to celebrate my divorce becoming final!!! new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif I will be designated drinker!!! new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif

Ok - I'm in ..... Let's get AGP drunk, errrrr when???

name the date!!! trink39.gif

 

(((((((AGP))))))))

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You know the old stereotype/cliche about a drunk in a gutter?

 

Well, I have literally been there before. I once was so drunk that I fell over into a gutter, and then just laid there in there for a long time before I managed to get up.

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QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 3 2005, 04:17 AM)
QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 3 2005, 12:37 AM)
QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 2 2005, 09:56 PM)
July 1 2004 - the day my divorce became final!!! 653.gif

10 of my closest friends took me out to celebrate!  I lost count at 12 rum and diet cokes but I'm told it was more like 16 with the last 4 being doubles.

After the bars closed we went to this errrrrr quaint (?) mexican restaurant run by a chinese family (!) They make the best mexican food in town.  I was feeling really sick by then so I went to the bathroom and the only stall was taken (!) I had to throw up in the sink  062802puke_prv.gif (!) 

I got puke in my hair and my friend helped clean me up... wub.gif



Don't worry though - I paid my dues the next weekend we went out for her birthday and when she got so loaded she threw up I was right there to hold her hair outta the way!!!


Haven't been that drunk since!  Thank heavens!  I remember to stop at 12! laugh.gif

Heh... Lets have a TRF get together here, to celebrate my divorce becoming final!!! new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif I will be designated drinker!!! new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif

Ok - I'm in ..... Let's get AGP drunk, errrrr when???

name the date!!! trink39.gif

 

(((((((AGP))))))))

Hey AGP, when's it final? Mine should be final soon too. The next month or so.

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