g under p Posted February 3, 2012 Author Share Posted February 3, 2012 QUOTE (Bastille Dave @ Feb 3 2012, 05:28 AM) I shot a teletubbie because I'm a pimp. Now where's my money, bitches..... ONLY if the G=Men win.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I shot my lover because I'm a pimp. There were financial irregularities..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I ate a stripper because I'm sexy like that. Not really. Not that there's anything wrong with that. We wear a lot of black shirts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Tan - I cuddled with your mom because I'm a soldier boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liddybuck01 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 i slept with a pot head because I'm sexy like that. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 QUOTE (liddybuck01 @ Feb 3 2012, 11:53 PM) i slept with a pot head because I'm sexy like that. lol Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW84 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I smoked with a golf ball, because I have AMAZING boobs. Say whaa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaoi_myantidrug Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I cuddled with an easter egg because I'm sexy like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I ate my best friend because I have a noodle in my nose. ... Guess I was hungry and forgot I had a snack in my schnozz and decided to partake in some delectable cannibalism. Hey, when you're hungry.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I banged a french fry because I love marijuana. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Another grey man here, but I became self conscious and took it off. So - I ran shirtless with your Grandma because I love marijuana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandDesigner Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I beat an easter egg because I've got abs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I cuddled with a porn star because I love to snort cocaine. It would have been nicer if I'd been born in Feb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Marijuana's quite popular............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 QUOTE (Good,bad,andrush @ Feb 2 2012, 08:18 PM) QUOTE (USB Connector @ Feb 2 2012, 07:46 PM) Mine: I slept with the Kool-Aid man because I love Marijuana. My girlfriend's: I beat a stripper because I have amazing boobs. Can I have your girlfriend? I'm afraid we can't cross the border just yet. The cops are still looking for the woman who beat that stripper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Sawyer Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I slept with a condom because I'm a pimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I banged a glass of milk because I love marijuana.............. Not entirely impossible................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1 of the 7 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 I smoked with a dog because I love marijuana. Geez, I guess so, if I'm smoking with a dog! And I'm starting to think of TRFers as a mass of gray shirts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushlady23 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 I beat the cookie monster because I have double D's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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