Tom Sawyer Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 A Federal Way teen says he found a mouse inside his Monster energy drink. Vitaly Soljik, 19, says he didn't notice anything off until he got to the bottom of the drink. "I put it down and I felt it was still heavy. Then I looked in the can and I saw the tail, the tip of the tail, and I just vomited everywhere," Soljik tells KING 5. His lawyer tells KING-5 lab tests show the mouse was in the can before the top went on. Soljik is suing the company. He says he can't trust anything in a can anymore. http://www.mynorthwest.com/category/local_...y-drink/?page=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZG1f25U5KfQ/R6crGigCwII/AAAAAAAAAhA/Dw9dBYu6a1I/s400/tau_cover.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbo Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 This is reminding me of Bob and Doug all over again... minus the beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skalamander2112 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 f*ckin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You know you're drinking a terrible-tasting beverage when you don't notice the dead mouse flavor until you see the F**KING TAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I wouldn't mind getting a can like that. It would be worth drinking for all the money that the company would have to give me in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Mar 30 2011, 11:33 AM) You know you're drinking a terrible-tasting beverage when you don't notice the dead mouse flavor until you see the F**KING TAIL. That's exactly what I was thinking as I read the story. How bad does something taste that you don't notice whatever "flavor" a dead mouse adds? I have never tried even a sip of any kind of energy drink, after reading this I never will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdryan Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Garbo, i was watching Space Balls the other day and thought of your sig,,, How r u? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Can't have been much of an energy drink, it did sweet f*ck all for the mouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ Mar 30 2011, 06:07 PM) Can't have been much of an energy drink, it did sweet f*ck all for the mouse. That's what I was thinking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I guess that's what the monster is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Sawyer Posted March 30, 2011 Author Share Posted March 30, 2011 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Mar 30 2011, 09:33 AM) You know you're drinking a terrible-tasting beverage when you don't notice the dead mouse flavor until you see the F**KING TAIL. I was thinking this very thing!!! This is not why I only drink from a clear or transluscent container... BUT IT IS NOW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 All those energy drinks taste like cat piss anyway. (yeah, yeah...let's hear it.."How do YOU know what cat piss tastes like?" Aaaaahahahahahaa real funny) Puked after he saw it? Give me a break. What a puss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobodysHeroine Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Um...yeah. I don't drink energy drinks and probably never will. I don't even see the appeal of them, with or without dead mice. Something like this makes their lack of appeal even worse. Seriously, how does a dead mouse get into a can of Monster? And how does that just pass under the radar? That's not good for business, literally or figuratively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Clearly, it's made of pureed mouse(shaved), then they add a bit of sugar, some water, and bingo, NRG drink. They were going to called it Mighty Mouse, but some marketing whiz smelt a rat, or mouse, and decided on Monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 QUOTE (Babycat @ Mar 30 2011, 01:51 PM) QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ Mar 30 2011, 06:07 PM) Can't have been much of an energy drink, it did sweet f*ck all for the mouse. That's what I was thinking... It was the drink that killed it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkus406 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I hate energy drinks. Aside from them being terrible for you, they all taste the same. That wannabe-pineapple vomitty sweet kitchen-garbage flavor. It's disgusting. I know people who down that stuff in place of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librarian Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 wouldn't the can have been extra weighty or rattlely (no pun intended) considering the mouse was basically pickled and soaked like a sponge in there?! How could you not know something was wrong? ew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Mmmm Mouster I mean Monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invisible To Telescopic Eye Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u351/Discipleoflerxst/mpstrange.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdFireYYZ Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I will refuse to drink any type of energy drinks. Everyone my age drinks them, at least 2-3 a day, and they all think I'm weird for not drinking them. No way will I ever drink that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkus406 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Whatever happened to getting your energy from healthy food and a good night's sleep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invisible To Telescopic Eye Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 QUOTE (Tarkus406 @ Mar 30 2011, 05:52 PM) Whatever happened to getting your energy from healthy food and a good night's sleep? That is soooo 20th century. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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