osage2112 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 - Lickity split. I just giggle whenever I say that in public. Osage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun3701 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I used to own a video called "Lickity (word for female body part that rhymes with split)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osage2112 Posted October 5, 2010 Author Share Posted October 5, 2010 Schikko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadu93 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Shouldn't this thread be in the Random Samples subforum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfGumby Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 In a page from George Carlin's playbook.... "Kumquats. I can't even eat them anymore, I just look at them and laugh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdryan Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 What the dooce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Oct 5 2010, 11:05 PM) Shouldn't this thread be in the Random Samples subforum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I like my beef jerked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Farewell to Things Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Giggity-Giggity-Gooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Instructions on toasting hazelnuts tell you that after you remove the nuts from the oven, you should "rub nuts vigorously with a towel to remove skin." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 QUOTE (Mara @ Oct 6 2010, 01:35 PM) Instructions on toasting hazelnuts tell you that after you remove the nuts from the oven, you should "rub nuts vigorously with a towel to remove skin." that's probably why hazelnuts smell like piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osage2112 Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 Have gun, will travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 A friend, talking about riding her horse, named Dude, the previous evening. I noticed she was moving a little slowly and commented on it. "Yeah, I rode Dude last night. He got me off three times." (Meaning, of course, that he lawn-darted her). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thing2jordan Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 QUOTE (Mara @ Oct 6 2010, 10:26 PM) A friend, talking about riding her horse, named Dude, the previous evening. I noticed she was moving a little slowly and commented on it. "Yeah, I rode Dude last night. He got me off three times." (Meaning, of course, that he lawn-darted her). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 QUOTE (thing2jordan @ Oct 6 2010, 10:28 PM) QUOTE (Mara @ Oct 6 2010, 10:26 PM) A friend, talking about riding her horse, named Dude, the previous evening. I noticed she was moving a little slowly and commented on it. "Yeah, I rode Dude last night. He got me off three times." (Meaning, of course, that he lawn-darted her). x2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIDE-ANGLE WATCHER Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 A Passage to Bangkok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ridertoo98 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Is it a penal offense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theredtamasrule Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 That'll put your cod in your watchpocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Smoke a f a g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaine mac Roth Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 I've known the English term 'gobsmacked' to raise a few eyebrows on the other side of the pond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 There's a bunch in this clip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Hard Liquor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForceTen Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 In reference to my job: "I'm heading over so I can finger and then fsck her when she comes back up" Related to it that I found on the web: wine; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; more; yes; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 the word, panties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rendclaw Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 I saw a commercial today where its a woman talking in the background: "I love my kids. I could eat them all up." *Youngest child throws the car keys in the toilet* "And some days, I wish I had." How in the HELL did that get past the censors????!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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