English Muffin Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 ok its pretty simple, we have a yo' momma fight. im sure you know how they go ... well its pretty much like this, someone says something like "yo mommas so fat she stood on the scales and it said 'to be continued'" and then someone says something else to 1 - up on them like "yo' mommas so fat she made godzilla look like an action figure" ok then ill start Yo' mommas so stupid she got locked in ASDA and died of starvation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULTIPLIED REACTION Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Yo mama is so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 yo momma so fat when she sat in the bed of a pickup it sagged won. Thats how they got lowriders! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Yo momma's so fat that when someone says "Hey Kool-Aid," she comes busting through the wall. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Yo mamma so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Analog_Kid Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 yo mamma so fat she sells shade at the park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkus406 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 NASA announced today that 2 new moons were discovered orbiting your mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 yo momma cookin so bad White Castle fired her yo moma so fat when they say "HAUL ASS" it take ten trip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Analog_Kid Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 yo mamma so hairy she has afros growing on her nipples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 yo momma got such beeg boobies she gots nipples on her nipples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkus406 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Yo mamma.....is just DAMN FAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid_Gloves Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Yo Momma is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the street! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkus406 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Yo momma so black and her teeth are so yellow, she looks like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryNerveAware Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryNerveAware Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Yo mama so fat she influences the tides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 (edited) Your mama's so fat she uses a laptop for a cell phone! Edited July 27, 2008 by Jack Aubrey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Your mama's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Yo mama so stupid she walks into a Sock Shop and asks for the menu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Did Lee Squat? Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 QUOTE (Tarkus406 @ Jul 27 2008, 03:17 AM) Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter. Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Did Lee Squat? Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Your momma's so smelly she made Right Guard go left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larks Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Yo momma so fat, she sat on wallmert and the prices went down. Yo momma has an eating disorder, she wants this order and this order and this order.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Yo Momma is so stupid, she bought tires for her menstrual cycle. Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Abraham Lincoln was a Jewish car dealership. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Yo Momma is so fat she leaves stretch marks in the bathtub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finding IT Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Yo' mama's missing so many teeth, when she smiles it looks like her tongue's in jail. Yo' mama's so fat, her blood type is rocky road You mama's ass so big, each cheek has its own zip code Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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