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Yo momma's house is so poor, that when I brushed some cobwebs out of my way she screamed, "What are you doing to my curtains?!""
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I brought this thread back!

 

Yo momma so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight!

 

Yo momma's so fat that she would of been in the cast of ET, but when she rode her bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse!

 

yo mama so dumb, I said drinks are on the house and she went to get a ladder!

 

Yo mama so dumb she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate!"

 

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Yo mama so ugly she must have been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen.

 

Yo mama so ugly,Bob the Builder took one look at her and said "We can't fix that!"

 

YO MAMA SO UGLY..................WELL JUST LOOK AT YOU............

 

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

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Yo momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

 

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

 

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

 

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

 

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

 

I can not post all of them, so post some more!

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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras!

Yo mama so ugly, when she looked in the mirror and said, "Bloody Mary three times."Bloody Mary put up sign said out of business!'

Yo mamas so ugly she's the reason why Sonic the Hedgehog runs!

yo mama so ugly when she lookes in the mirror Micheal Jackson sings beat it!

Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and walked out with an job application!

Yo mama so ugly she give Freddie Kruger nightmares!

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Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

 

Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!

 

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view!

 

Yo momma is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team!

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