gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Yo mama so fat Jabba The Hut said DAYAM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Your Momma is so ugly, they got to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStar Boogie Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Your mamma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Your Momma is so easy, she's like the village bicycle...everybody's had a ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Your Momma is so ugly, she got teeth on the back of her neck and she chews like this . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slime Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Yo mama's so old she owes money to George Washington Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Yo mama's so fat that when she wears spiked heels, she strikes oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Your Mama's so fat that when she goes to a restaurant and the waiter hands her a menu, she just hands it back and says "OK". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Your Mama's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get Baptized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Your Mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Yo mamas so poor, she cant even pay attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Yo mamas so ugly, you'd have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Presto* Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Yo mama so ugly, her teeth look like a picket fence in a ghost town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot said DAMN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j13cents Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Yo mamma so stupid she jump outta window an da ho go up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Yo Mama's so stupid, she saw the sign that said "park>" and wondered where the grass was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Analog_Kid Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 yo mamma so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassTheAmmunition Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassTheAmmunition Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Cant believe no one has said this one yet. Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quaarterback is a refund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English Muffin Posted July 29, 2008 Author Share Posted July 29, 2008 yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scales it read "one at a time pleasse" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Your Mama's so stupid she stared at the orange juice carton for three hours because it said "concentrate". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULTIPLIED REACTION Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 yo momma so dumb she think GED stand fo Ghetto Education Diploma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Yo Mama is so fat she gotta put her belt on with a Boomerrang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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