Godeater2112 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Hey Gemini - in your fantasy land, while Neil is going down on you ask him if he has a copy of the new CD that he'd be willing to give to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Jul 10 2012, 10:09 AM) Hey Gemini - in your fantasy land, while Neil is going down on you ask him if he has a copy of the new CD that he'd be willing to give to you. His answer would be, "mrrm mmph hmm mrph mm mrmmmph." Translation: "Once I'm done, there's a copy in my pants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Test for Echo your love for Rush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 This thread is even worse than that My Little Brony bollocks!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Er............ I seriously doubt if I can answer this in the way GeminiRising79 wants. Sorry, Gemini. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Oh right, someone dug out THAT thread... The reactions are quite funny reading it back... And I notice a few of them have disappeared from the forum now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyfriar Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 QUOTE (treeduck @ Jul 11 2012, 10:40 AM)And I notice a few of them have disappeared from the forum now... Let's hope this thread disappears too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Feb 23 2008, 07:01 PM) Ok, now try to keep an open mind here by what I'm about to suggest. First, choose the Rush member you primarily gravitate to, for whatever reason(This would be a member that you are mostly in awe of (if you are equally in awe of 2 or more, exclude yourself from this test). The setting: Lets say you happen to be out one night at a Toronto lounge/bar off of Younge Street (in close proximity to Massey Hall) with the Rush member you are in utmost awe of, and his wife. After having a few drinks and strong conversational bonding, the said Rush member looks at his watch noting that the time is already 21:12. He subtly suggests that you join him and his wife at his sprawling suburban Toronto mansion. He says that he will drive since his Audi/BMW is better in the voluminous amounts of snow that has recently fallen from the bruised and sullen stormclouds above. You agree and gingerly hop in the back seat and take in the surreal experience, whilst caressing the rich Corinthian leather and shining steel of the interior. After arriving at the mansion, the three of you entre the main den, sipping cognac (or perhaps The MacCallan) on the large C-shaped couch that encompasses the cozy, roaring fireplace that is automatically actuated by the bristling energy given off by human proximity. In a dreamlike state, you gaze up at the wall and see the gold and platinum records and the vast collage of Rush album covers. You see a magnificently stuffed animal in the likeness of the Snowdog. You see the work of gifted hands that grace this strange and wondrous land. It dawns on you that you're living every Rush fan's dream. The said Rush member then suggests that you join him and his wife upstairs in the Master bedroom. You gaze up at the spiral stair, and then to the Rush member where you notice his hungry eyes, and open mind. Are you prepared to indulge in both sides of the hemispheres or do you politely decline, suggesting that the hour is late and you feel you've got to move, (yes, you do?) Or do you proceed, tricked by circumstances? I tell them I will join in, but only if chicken salad is involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 QUOTE (Tick @ Jul 12 2012, 11:05 PM) QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Feb 23 2008, 07:01 PM) Ok, now try to keep an open mind here by what I'm about to suggest. First, choose the Rush member you primarily gravitate to, for whatever reason(This would be a member that you are mostly in awe of (if you are equally in awe of 2 or more, exclude yourself from this test). The setting: Lets say you happen to be out one night at a Toronto lounge/bar off of Younge Street (in close proximity to Massey Hall) with the Rush member you are in utmost awe of, and his wife. After having a few drinks and strong conversational bonding, the said Rush member looks at his watch noting that the time is already 21:12. He subtly suggests that you join him and his wife at his sprawling suburban Toronto mansion. He says that he will drive since his Audi/BMW is better in the voluminous amounts of snow that has recently fallen from the bruised and sullen stormclouds above. You agree and gingerly hop in the back seat and take in the surreal experience, whilst caressing the rich Corinthian leather and shining steel of the interior. After arriving at the mansion, the three of you entre the main den, sipping cognac (or perhaps The MacCallan) on the large C-shaped couch that encompasses the cozy, roaring fireplace that is automatically actuated by the bristling energy given off by human proximity. In a dreamlike state, you gaze up at the wall and see the gold and platinum records and the vast collage of Rush album covers. You see a magnificently stuffed animal in the likeness of the Snowdog. You see the work of gifted hands that grace this strange and wondrous land. It dawns on you that you're living every Rush fan's dream. The said Rush member then suggests that you join him and his wife upstairs in the Master bedroom. You gaze up at the spiral stair, and then to the Rush member where you notice his hungry eyes, and open mind. Are you prepared to indulge in both sides of the hemispheres or do you politely decline, suggesting that the hour is late and you feel you've got to move, (yes, you do?) Or do you proceed, tricked by circumstances? I tell them I will join in, but only if chicken salad is involved. Never mind chicken salad, how about strawberries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HomesickAlien Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 :bump: Because I'm bored. . . To the uninitiated, this classic thread is some of Gemini's "finest" work. The only problem is that the quotes are difficult to decipher because it was made before the board upgrade two years ago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyder80 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 And people wonder why Neil Peart has several armed guards with automatic rifles surrounding him at nearly every moment while touring. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LedRush Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Ok, now try to keep an open mind here by what I'm about to suggest. First, choose the Rush member you primarily gravitate to, for whatever reason(This would be a member that you are mostly in awe of (if you are equally in awe of 2 or more, exclude yourself from this test). The setting: Lets say you happen to be out one night at a Toronto lounge/bar off of Younge Street (in close proximity to Massey Hall) with the Rush member you are in utmost awe of, and his wife. After having a few drinks and strong conversational bonding, the said Rush member looks at his watch noting that the time is already 21:12. He subtly suggests that you join him and his wife at his sprawling suburban Toronto mansion. He says that he will drive since his Audi/BMW is better in the voluminous amounts of snow that has recently fallen from the bruised and sullen stormclouds above. You agree and gingerly hop in the back seat and take in the surreal experience, whilst caressing the rich Corinthian leather and shining steel of the interior. After arriving at the mansion, the three of you entre the main den, sipping cognac (or perhaps The MacCallan) on the large C-shaped couch that encompasses the cozy, roaring fireplace that is automatically actuated by the bristling energy given off by human proximity. In a dreamlike state, you gaze up at the wall and see the gold and platinum records and the vast collage of Rush album covers. You see a magnificently stuffed animal in the likeness of the Snowdog. You see the work of gifted hands that grace this strange and wondrous land. It dawns on you that you're living every Rush fan's dream. The said Rush member then suggests that you join him and his wife upstairs in the Master bedroom. You gaze up at the spiral stair, and then to the Rush member where you notice his hungry eyes, and open mind. Are you prepared to indulge in both sides of the hemispheres or do you politely decline, suggesting that the hour is late and you feel you've got to move, (yes, you do?) Or do you proceed, tricked by circumstances? Excuse me, while I kiss this guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 What in the actual f**k did I just read 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluefox4000 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Man...........no...............no no no no no........NO. I'm not that hard up even in a fantasy setting, lol Mick 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Neither am I. That would be time to say goodnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Substance, see what else you can find on a higher caliber. It will keep you busy for a while. :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 :bump: Because I'm bored. . . To the uninitiated, this classic thread is some of Gemini's "finest" work. The only problem is that the quotes are difficult to decipher because it was made before the board upgrade two years ago.The early, pre-tour Yukon Blade Grinders are victims to this as well. However you can buy the hard copies, which include illustrations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 How drunk were they that they needed illustrations? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 How drunk were they that they needed illustrations?No alcohol needed to enjoy the Grinder m'lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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