1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 ...Idiom, sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let The Fray Begin Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Idiom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 You fight with the strength of many men sir knight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let The Fray Begin Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I am Arthur, King of the Britons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debe Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I don't remember voting for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let The Fray Begin Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 We appear to be jumping around the movie.... You don't vote for kings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Well how did you become king then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let The Fray Begin Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. *triumphant grin* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Listen...strange women laying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system on government! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let The Fray Begin Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Be quiet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let The Fray Begin Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Shut up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sodoff Baldrick Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let The Fray Begin Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Bloody peasant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysmiles007 Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 ok, i just have to say the classic line.. she turned me into a newt!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let The Fray Begin Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 a NEWT?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 QUOTE (Let The Fray Begin @ Feb 24 2005, 12:13 PM) a NEWT?? "........I got better........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let The Fray Begin Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 With what do we burn witches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastille Night Posted February 24, 2005 Author Share Posted February 24, 2005 BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches? VILLAGER #2: Burn! CROWD: Burn, burn them up! BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches? VILLAGER #1: More witches! VILLAGER #2: Wood! BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn? [pause] VILLAGER #3: B'cause they're made of wood...? BEDEVERE: Good! CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah... BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her. BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone? VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah. BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water? VILLAGER #1: No, no. VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats! VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond! CROWD: The pond! BEDEVERE: What also floats in water? VILLAGER #1: Bread! VILLAGER #2: Apples! VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks! VILLAGER #1: Cider! VILLAGER #2: Great gravy! VILLAGER #1: Cherries! VILLAGER #2: Mud! VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches! VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead! ARTHUR: A duck. CROWD: Oooh. BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically..., VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. BEDEVERE: And therefore--? VILLAGER #1: A witch! CROWD: A witch! BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales! BEDEVERE: Right, remove the supports! CROWD: A witch! A witch! WITCH: It's a fair cop. CROWD: Burn her! Burn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let The Fray Begin Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 lol, Bastille Night has got us covered ......... How about Life of Brian? There were some funny quotes in that movie....... "All I said was it was a halibut fit for Jehovah!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 OOO, he said it again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sodoff Baldrick Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Are there any women here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let The Fray Begin Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 (edited) Uhhh.. oooooh.. nooo Edit: I wish I could properly mimic the voices in that scene, but my keyboard limits me Edited February 25, 2005 by Let The Fray Begin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 QUOTE (Let The Fray Begin @ Feb 25 2005, 08:58 AM) Uhhh.. oooooh.. nooo Edit: I wish I could properly mimic the voices in that scene, but my keyboard limits me I don't know... did a pretty good job I thought! When you read these things, do you do the voices too, like the 'peperpots,' in your head (or out loud)? I always do... I just can't help it! Ello, Mrs. Premise. Oh, Ello, Mrs. Conclusion. Busy Day? Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat. Four hours to bury a cat? Yes - it wouldn't keep still. Shreekin' about... howlin'. Oh - it wasn't dead, then? No, no - but it's not at all a well cat , and bein' as we're going away for a fortnight, I thought I'd better bury it, just on the safe side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let The Fray Begin Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 QUOTE (afansince74 @ Feb 25 2005, 09:19 AM) QUOTE (Let The Fray Begin @ Feb 25 2005, 08:58 AM) Uhhh.. oooooh.. nooo Edit: I wish I could properly mimic the voices in that scene, but my keyboard limits me I don't know... did a pretty good job I thought! When you read these things, do you do the voices too, like the 'peperpots,' in your head (or out loud)? I always do... I just can't help it! Ello, Mrs. Premise. Oh, Ello, Mrs. Conclusion. Busy Day? Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat. Four hours to bury a cat? Yes - it wouldn't keep still. Shreekin' about... howlin'. Oh - it wasn't dead, then? No, no - but it's not at all a well cat , and bein' as we're going away for a fortnight, I thought I'd better bury it, just on the safe side. Haha, I definetely do the voices in my head! I can't help it Reg Further more, it it the birthright of every man... Stan Or woman. Reg Why don't you shut up about women, Stan? You're putting us off. Stan Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg. Rogers Why are you always on about women, Stan? Stan I want to be one. Reg What? Stan I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta. Reg What? Loretta It's my right as a man. Judith Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan? Loretta I want to have babies. Reg You want to have babies?! Loretta It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them. Reg But...you can't have babies! Loretta Don't you opress me! Reg I'm not opressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb. Where is the foetus going to gestate? You're going to keep it in a box? Loretta Sniff. Judith Here, I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies. Rogers Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister! Sorry. Reg What's the point? Rogers What? Reg What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies? Rogers It is symbolic of our struggle against opression. Reg Symbolic of his struggle against reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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