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QUOTE (Chasartymac @ Jan 1 2005, 02:34 AM)
QUOTE (debe @ Jan 1 2005, 01:50 AM)
no thanks, we already got one...

**snigger**

I told them we already got one.

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QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Jan 7 2005, 11:23 AM)
We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.

I have to push the pram a lot.

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QUOTE (afansince74 @ Jan 16 2005, 06:14 PM)
No, no. That's the way it is, my loves. Blame the Catholic church for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things. Oh, they've done some wonderful things in their time. They preserved the might and majesty, the mystery of the Church of Rome, and the sanctity of the sacraments, the indivisible oneness of the Trinity, but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my c**k, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now.
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Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.....

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QUOTE (Sark @ Jan 17 2005, 05:02 AM)
QUOTE (afansince74 @ Jan 16 2005, 06:14 PM)
No, no.  That's the way it is, my loves.  Blame the Catholic church for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things.  Oh, they've done some wonderful things in their time.  They preserved the might and majesty, the mystery of the Church of Rome, and the sanctity of the sacraments, the indivisible oneness of the Trinity, but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my c**k, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now.
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Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.....

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QUOTE (Sark @ Jan 17 2005, 05:02 AM)
QUOTE (afansince74 @ Jan 16 2005, 06:14 PM)
No, no.  That's the way it is, my loves.  Blame the Catholic church for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things.  Oh, they've done some wonderful things in their time.  They preserved the might and majesty, the mystery of the Church of Rome, and the sanctity of the sacraments, the indivisible oneness of the Trinity, but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my c**k, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now.
wacko.gif  laugh.gif

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.....

....If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. mad.gif (<-- God,... getting irate! laugh.gif )

 

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QUOTE (afansince74 @ Jan 17 2005, 09:46 PM)
QUOTE (Sark @ Jan 17 2005, 05:02 AM)
QUOTE (afansince74 @ Jan 16 2005, 06:14 PM)
No, no. That's the way it is, my loves. Blame the Catholic church for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things. Oh, they've done some wonderful things in their time. They preserved the might and majesty, the mystery of the Church of Rome, and the sanctity of the sacraments, the indivisible oneness of the Trinity, but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my c**k, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now.
wacko.gif laugh.gif

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.....

....If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. mad.gif (<-- God,... getting irate! laugh.gif )

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QUOTE (yyzena @ Jan 17 2005, 12:52 AM)
QUOTE (Chasartymac @ Jan 1 2005, 02:34 AM)
QUOTE (debe @ Jan 1 2005, 01:50 AM)
no thanks, we already got one...

**snigger**

I told them we already got one.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/tbukowski/gotone.jpg

rofl3.gif rofl3.gif rofl3.gif

One of the joys of the Special Collectors Edition is the inclusion of two scenes dubbed into Japanese, with the Japanese then translated literally into English, presumably by persons unfamiliar with the film.

 

In this scene, the French taunter is saying "I told a lie"

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QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Jan 18 2005, 07:47 PM)
QUOTE (yyzena @ Jan 17 2005, 12:52 AM)
QUOTE (Chasartymac @ Jan 1 2005, 02:34 AM)
QUOTE (debe @ Jan 1 2005, 01:50 AM)
no thanks, we already got one...

**snigger**

I told them we already got one.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/tbukowski/gotone.jpg

rofl3.gif rofl3.gif rofl3.gif

One of the joys of the Special Collectors Edition is the inclusion of two scenes dubbed into Japanese, with the Japanese then translated literally into English, presumably by persons unfamiliar with the film.

 

In this scene, the French taunter is saying "I told a lie"

You're right Madra. That clip is just great, a must see if you haven't already! They totally destroy that scene in the translation. It's a blast to watch. I wonder how bad it was on the rest of the movie?! ohmy.gif laugh.gif . That bonus scene was originally included on the laser disc release (remember those, years ago!) as was one of the 2 audio commentaries now available (the one by "the 2 Terrys"). Hey Madra, have you watched it with the Audio Commentary on? I'm sure you have! Anyone else who hasn't seen it this way, check it out. You get some great insight into the cast and the making of this movie. It's great.

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QUOTE (Sark @ Jan 19 2005, 10:04 AM)
It is hillarious! I love how they say they are looking for the holy sake cup! rofl3.gif

The second scene translated is the Knights of Ni, who demand -

 

"You must bring us bonsai".

 

Not quite as fear inducing as a shrubbery, is it?? biggrin.gif

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My wife and I saw the musical "Spamalot" last night. It was hilarious. Any of you who are in NYC or Chicago, you must go see it. Tickets might be hard to come by now, though. When we got them, they were face value. Nosebleed section, but who cares? We laughed as much as the others, I'm sure. The musical follows a lot of The Holy Grail, and there's a little Life of Brian in there as well.

 

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I work in a casino here in Vegas, and lo and behold today they just put in Holy Grail slot machines! They are complete with french taunter and black knight bonus spin rounds. I hope that Python gets some money for the use of their likenesses! new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif
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I seem to haved slowed down this thread. Very well, I shall start it again....

 

 

 

 

I wiil not buy this record, it is scratched.

 

 

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QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Jan 25 2005, 07:47 PM)
QUOTE (Sark @ Jan 25 2005, 01:41 PM)
I seem to haved slowed down this thread.  Very well, I shall start it again....




I wiil not buy this record, it is scratched.

Is this the right thread for an argument?

 

Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!

 

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QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Jan 25 2005, 09:02 PM)
QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Jan 25 2005, 07:47 PM)
QUOTE (Sark @ Jan 25 2005, 01:41 PM)
I seem to haved slowed down this thread.  Very well, I shall start it again....

I wiil not buy this record, it is scratched.

Is this the right thread for an argument?

 

Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!

 

Oh, an ARGUMENT? I'm sorry, but this is abuse. You want thread 12A, just along the corridor.

 

 

 

 

 

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