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It's Friday night!!!!

 

 

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable,

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table,

David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel,

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

 

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the turning of the wrist,

Socrates himself was permanently pissed...

 

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, with half a pint of shandy was

particularly ill,

Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day,

Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle,

Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink therefore I am."

 

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;

A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.

 

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SAY NO MORE!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Purley squire, famous place, say no more.

 

 

 

 

Is your wife fond of photography, photographs, he asked him knowingly, nudge nudge, grin grin, wink wink, snap snap, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.

 

 

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QUOTE (Chasartymac @ Dec 18 2004, 11:20 AM)
SAY NO MORE!!!!!!!



Purley squire, famous place, say no more.




Is your wife fond of photography, photographs, he asked him knowingly, nudge nudge, grin grin, wink wink, snap snap, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.

Holiday snaps?

 

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QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Dec 18 2004, 05:13 AM)
It's Friday night!!!!


Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the turning of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed...

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, with half a pint of shandy was
particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day,
Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.

http://www.therushforum.net/html/emoticons/trink39.gif

I'll just call you Bruce

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QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 18 2004, 07:40 PM)
QUOTE (Chasartymac @ Dec 18 2004, 12:24 PM)
Could be, could be taken on holiday, candid hey? Candid. Snap snap, grin grin, nudge nudge.

No, no. We don't have a camera.

Oh.

 

 

 

Still. PHWOAR, eh? PHWOAR!!

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And now, a short message...

 

'THE BBC WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD FOR THE LAST ITEM. IT WAS DISGUSTING AND BAD AND THOROUGHLY DISOBEDIENT AND PLEASE DON'T BOTHER TO PHONE UP BECAUSE WE KNOW IT WAS VERY TASTELESS, BUT THEY DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT AND THEY DO ALL COME FROM BROKEN HOMES AND HAVE VERY UNHAPPY PERSONAL LIVES, ESPECIALLY ERIC. ANYWAY, THEY'RE REALLY VERY NICE PEOPLE UNDERNEATH AND VERY WARM IN THE TRADITIONAL SHOW BUSINESS WAY AND PLEASE DON'T WRITE IN EITHER BECAUSE THE BBC IS GOING THROUGH AN UNHAPPY PHASE AT THE MOMENT -- WHAT WITH ITS FATHER DYING AND THE MORTGAGE AND BBC 2 GOING OUT WITH MEN.'

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'THE BBC WOULD LIKE TO DENY THE LAST APOLOGY. IT IS VERY HAPPY AT HOME AND BBC 2 IS BOUND TO GO THROUGH THIS PHASE, SO FROM ALL OF US HERE GOOD NIGHT, SLEEP WELL, AND HAVE AN ABSOLUTELY SUPER DAY TOMORROW, KISS, KISS.'

 

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Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player.

 

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