1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 QUOTE (afansince74 @ Jan 7 2005, 07:59 PM) ...it's only a model! Shhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 QUOTE (Chasartymac @ Jan 7 2005, 11:04 AM) QUOTE (Sark @ Jan 7 2005, 10:25 AM) Finally! A python thread! With all those great characters, John Gilliam, Terry Palin, Michael Idle, Eric Jones, Graham Cleese, and who could forget Terry Chapman! Such a big fan really! Python??? I thought those guys were Not The Nine O'Clock News,.... ...or was that Rowan Smith, Gryff Rees Atkinson, Mel Stevenson and Pamela Jones? Moving on... Now how about a nice wafer thin mint? Naw f*%k off I'm full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 Bring me a cleaning lady!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 And perhaps a hose..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand ... (long pause) ... sorry I can't think of anything. Official AFS74 Disclaimer: The above quote is in no way intended to represent my wife, implied or otherwise, in any way, shape, or form,.... just in case she ever reads this! Love ya honey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 YOUR POINT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 QUOTE (afansince74 @ Jan 10 2005, 09:12 PM) Please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand ... (long pause) ... sorry I can't think of anything. This is a vegetarian restaurant. We serve no animal flesh of any kind. So if you were to ask us to carve the living giblets from a sheep and serve them with fresh brains, bowels, guts and spleen of a small rabbit, WE WOULDN'T DO IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Would that be a spleen from a killer rabbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 QUOTE (Sark @ Jan 11 2005, 09:33 AM) Would that be a spleen from a killer rabbit? Could be...did it have a vicious streak a mile wide? With huge, sharp, pointy teeth? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/1001001/21_rabbt.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 What an eccentric performance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Did I stop the thread with that response? Okay I'll start again. Not much of a cheese shop is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 It's the finest in the district. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, pray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Well, it's so clean!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Well, it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 You haven't asked me about Limburger, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastille Night Posted January 16, 2005 Author Share Posted January 16, 2005 Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 QUOTE (afansince74 @ Jan 15 2005, 04:07 PM) You haven't asked me about Limburger, sir. Is it worth it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yyz Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 "'Tis but a scratch!" As his arm falls off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastille Night Posted January 16, 2005 Author Share Posted January 16, 2005 Vincent, Tessa, Valerie, Janine, Martha, Andrew, Thomas, Walter, Pat, Linda, Michael, Evadne, Alice, Dominique, and Sasha... it's your bedtime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Jan 15 2005, 10:20 PM) Vincent, Tessa, Valerie, Janine, Martha, Andrew, Thomas, Walter, Pat, Linda, Michael, Evadne, Alice, Dominique, and Sasha... it's your bedtime! "I 'ave somthin' to tell the whole family..." "Oh, run and get the others!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 QUOTE (afansince74 @ Jan 16 2005, 11:38 AM)Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. " awwww......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 No, no. That's the way it is, my loves. Blame the Catholic church for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things. Oh, they've done some wonderful things in their time. They preserved the might and majesty, the mystery of the Church of Rome, and the sanctity of the sacraments, the indivisible oneness of the Trinity, but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my c**k, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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