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Love the sig, Stickman!

 

'Van Halen

R.I.P.

1974-1985'

 

So very true!

 

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QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Apr 6 2005, 09:04 AM)
Love the sig, Stickman!

'Van Halen
R.I.P.
1974-1985'

So very true!

Diamond Dave Lee Roth Era is the only one for me.

 

 

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QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 6 2005, 08:08 AM)
QUOTE (Sark @ Apr 5 2005, 08:17 PM)
QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 5 2005, 12:36 PM)
QUOTE (Sark @ Apr 5 2005, 03:11 PM)
No, no this is a tobacconists.......tobacconists!

Do you have a copy of Ethel The Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying?

Ethel the Aardvark....Ha Ha Ha! Yes we've got it! Ha Ha Ha! Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying! So, there's your book now BUY IT!

I don't have enough money.......

I'll take a check.

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QUOTE (Sark @ Apr 6 2005, 03:11 PM)
QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 6 2005, 08:08 AM)
QUOTE (Sark @ Apr 5 2005, 08:17 PM)
QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 5 2005, 12:36 PM)
QUOTE (Sark @ Apr 5 2005, 03:11 PM)
No, no this is a tobacconists.......tobacconists!

Do you have a copy of Ethel The Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying?

Ethel the Aardvark....Ha Ha Ha! Yes we've got it! Ha Ha Ha! Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying! So, there's your book now BUY IT!

I don't have enough money.......

I'll take a check.

But.......I CAN'T READ sad.gif

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QUOTE (Stickman @ Apr 6 2005, 02:48 PM)
I don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Sorry - this has to be done

 

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

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NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is suprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise....

Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....

Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....

Our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

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QUOTE (Stickman @ Apr 6 2005, 12:41 PM)
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is suprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise....
Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....
Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....
Our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
doh.gif

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QUOTE (Sark @ Apr 5 2005, 04:28 AM)
QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Apr 4 2005, 08:05 PM)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/bastillenight/Monty%20Python/keepleft.jpg

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scared.gif

Right, stop that it's silly! His hair's too long for a vicar too, and you can tell those are not proper keep left signs. Clear off the lot of you!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/Stickman1984/StopThat.jpg

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What is your name?

 

Sir Galahad of Camelot.

 

What is your quest?

 

I seek the Grail.

 

What is your favorite color?

 

Blue. No yelahhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

 

 

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Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
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Are you leading this expedition?

 

Yes, we are leading this expedition.

 

And what routes will you both be following?

 

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Mr Ken Andrews, of Leighton Road, Slough has concealed himself extremely well. He could be almost anywhere. He could be behind the wall, inside the water barrel, beneath a pile of leaves, up in the tree, squatting down behind the car, concealed in a hollow, or crouched behind any one of a hundred bushes. However we happen to know he's in the water barrel.

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An apology.

 

We are sorry to those of you who have come into this thread thinking it is about those humourous chappies, Monty Pythons Flying Circus. It is, in fact, a thread dedicated to discussing Norwegian carpenter's songs. This was due to an error in the topic department and has been rectified. We are sorry for any inconvenience caused.

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We apologise for the previous apology.

 

This apology was made in error and should not have appeared in this thread. This thread is NOT, as previously stated, about norwegian carpenter's songs, but a thread dedicated to those marvelously witty fellows, Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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