Bastille Night Posted March 25, 2005 Author Posted March 25, 2005 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/bastillenight/Monty%20Python/mol1.jpg
afansince74 Posted March 25, 2005 Posted March 25, 2005 Mr Milton? You are sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company? I am. Superintendent Parrot and I are from the hygiene squad. We want to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled The Whizzo Quality Assortment. Ah, yes.
Sark Posted March 25, 2005 Posted March 25, 2005 Excuse me, I have a bit of a dirty fork. Could I have another one please? Thank you.
invisibleairwaves Posted March 25, 2005 Posted March 25, 2005 QUOTE (Sark @ Mar 25 2005, 03:02 PM) Excuse me, I have a bit of a dirty fork. Could I have another one please? Thank you. Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry sir.
afansince74 Posted March 26, 2005 Posted March 26, 2005 If I may begin at the beginning. First there is the cherry fondue. This is extremely nasty, but we can't prosecute you for that. Agreed. Next we have number four, "Crunchy Frog." Ah, yes. Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here??!!
Arndrake Posted March 26, 2005 Posted March 26, 2005 And do you take the bones out? If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, now would it?
afansince74 Posted March 26, 2005 Posted March 26, 2005 I must warn you that in the future you should delete the words 'crunchy frog', and replace them with the legend 'crunchy raw unboned real dead frog', if you want to avoid prosecution. What about our sales? I'm not interested in your sales, I have to protect the general public. Now how about this one. It was number five, wasn't it? Number five, 'Ram's Bladder Cup.' What kind of confection is this??
afansince74 Posted March 26, 2005 Posted March 26, 2005 QUOTE (Sark @ Mar 26 2005, 12:06 PM) We select only the finest Cornish ram's bladders... ...emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds whipped into a fondue and garnished with Lark's vomit. Lark's vomit? Correct. Well it don't say nothing about that here. Oh yes it does, on the bottom of the box, after monosodium glutamate. Well I hardly think this is good enough. I think it would be more appropriate if the box bore a large red label warning, Lark's vomit!
Sark Posted March 26, 2005 Posted March 26, 2005 QUOTE (invisibleairwaves @ Mar 26 2005, 12:46 PM) AAARGH! I've never seen this skit! No no ahhhh at the back of the throat.
afansince74 Posted March 27, 2005 Posted March 27, 2005 QUOTE (invisibleairwaves @ Mar 26 2005, 12:46 PM) AAARGH! I've never seen this skit! It's a classic (aren't they all!) called "Crunchy Frog." Well, why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionery, like praline or lime cream; a very popular flavour I'm led to understand. I mean look at this one, 'Cockroach Cluster', 'Anthrax Ripple'. What's this one, 'Spring Surprise'? Ah - now, that's our speciality - covered with darkest creamy chocolate. When you pop it in your mouth steel bolts spring out and plunge straight through-both cheeks. Well where's the pleasure in that? If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. In any case this is an inadequate description of the sweetmeat. I shall have to ask you to accompany me to the station. It's a fair cop.
afansince74 Posted March 27, 2005 Posted March 27, 2005 QUOTE (Sark @ Mar 26 2005, 01:53 PM) QUOTE (invisibleairwaves @ Mar 26 2005, 12:46 PM) AAARGH! I've never seen this skit! No no ahhhh at the back of the throat. What? '... the Castle of uuggggggh'. What is that? He must have died while carving it. Oh, come on! Well, that's what it says. Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaggggh'. He'd just say it! Well, that's what's carved in the rock! Perhaps he was dictating. Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else? No. Just, 'uuggggggh'.
Delilah Posted March 27, 2005 Posted March 27, 2005 (edited) (coconuts clacking) ... a lovely night for a ride... (think holy grail) Edited March 27, 2005 by Delilah
Arndrake Posted March 27, 2005 Posted March 27, 2005 He's not the Messiah! He's just a very naughty boy!
invisibleairwaves Posted March 27, 2005 Posted March 27, 2005 Just a thought- We should have a Douglas Adams thread. He's just as funny as Monty Python, and it's pretty appropriate with the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie coming out soon!
Bastille Night Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, No matter where they've been. I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, But only when they're green. He likes traffic lights, He likes traffic lights, He likes traffic lights, No matter where they've been. He likes traffic lights, He likes traffic lights, He likes traffic lights, But only when they're green. I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, That is what I said. I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, But not when they are red. He likes traffic lights, He likes traffic lights, That is what he said. He likes traffic lights, He likes traffic lights, He likes traffic lights, He likes traffic lights, He likes traffic lights, But not when they are red. I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, Although my name's not Bamber. I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I...Oh God!
Stickman Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the social and economic differences in our society!
Stickman Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords ... that's no basis for a system of government.
invisibleairwaves Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arndrake Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed.
Chasartymac Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 I mean, if I was to go round saying I was supreme pontiff just cos some wet bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!!
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