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How's about a new sing along?




Whenever life gets you down Mrs. Brown, and things seem hard or tough, and people are stupid, obnoxious or daft, and you feel that you've had quite enoooooooooooooough!

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I bet you they won't play this song on the radio,

I bet you they won't play this new $%^& song.

It's not that it's %$(* or #$*&^&* controversial

It's just that the @*%$ing words are awfully strong.


You can't say ^&*@ on the radio,

Or $@#! or ^&*% or 4*%*

You can't even say I'd like to ?:"* you someday

Unless you're a doctor with a really large ~!*%


So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio

I bet you they don't *&%$ing well program it.

I bet you those &*(#ing old program directors

Will think it's a load of horse $&!#




.......sorry Jack, I couldn't resist laugh.gif




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Well, on second thought, let's not go to The Monty Python Thread -- it is a silly place. laugh.gif


Right. yes.gif












And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.


This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedemir. Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.



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Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot.

He was not afraid to die, o Brave Sir Robin.

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!


He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,

Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.

To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,

And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!


His head smashed in and his heart cut out,

And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,

And his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off,

And his peni*....


That's -- that's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads.



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Just remember that your standing on a planet that's evolving, and revolving at 900 miles an hour....
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QUOTE (Arndrake @ Mar 23 2005, 07:09 AM)
Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up

Englishmen you're all so f**king pompous! None of you have got any balls!

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Given the premise "all fish live underwater" and "all mackerel

are fish", my wife will conclude not that "all mackerel live underwater", but

that "if she buys kippers it will not rain", or that "trout live in trees",

or even that "I do not love her any more." This she calls "using her

intuition". I call it "crap", and it gets me very *irritated* because it is

not logical.

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We're knights of the round table

We dance whene'er we're able

We do routines and chorus scenes

With footwork impeccable.

We dine well here in Camelot

We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.


We're knights of the Round Table

Our shows are formidable

But many times

We're given rhymes

That are quite unsingable

We're opera mad in Camelot

We sing from the diaphragm a lot.


In war we're tough and able.

Quite indefatigable

Between our quests

We sequin vests

And impersonate Clark Gable

It's a busy life in Camelot.


I have to push the pram a lot.


(Sorry if someone's posted this song already. It's the greatest musical number of any movie. Anywhere. laugh.gif )

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Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.

I love to hear you moralize,

When I'm between your thighs;

You blow me away!


Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.

I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.

Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,

And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,

'Till we're blown away!



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