Sark Posted March 12, 2005 Posted March 12, 2005 How's about a new sing along? Whenever life gets you down Mrs. Brown, and things seem hard or tough, and people are stupid, obnoxious or daft, and you feel that you've had quite enoooooooooooooough!
invisibleairwaves Posted March 16, 2005 Posted March 16, 2005 I would just like to point out that this thread has become silly. Nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...
Bastille Night Posted March 16, 2005 Author Posted March 16, 2005 I bet you they won't play this song on the radio, I bet you they won't play this new $%^& song. It's not that it's %$(* or #$*&^&* controversial It's just that the @*%$ing words are awfully strong. You can't say ^&*@ on the radio, Or $@#! or ^&*% or 4*%* You can't even say I'd like to ?:"* you someday Unless you're a doctor with a really large ~!*% So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio I bet you they don't *&%$ing well program it. I bet you those &*(#ing old program directors Will think it's a load of horse $&!# .......sorry Jack, I couldn't resist
afansince74 Posted March 18, 2005 Posted March 18, 2005 Well, on second thought, let's not go to The Monty Python Thread -- it is a silly place. Right. And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedemir. Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Magnus Posted March 19, 2005 Posted March 19, 2005 Who are you, sir, who is so wise in the ways of science?
madra sneachta Posted March 19, 2005 Posted March 19, 2005 QUOTE (Magnus @ Mar 19 2005, 12:35 AM) Who are you, sir, who is so wise in the ways of science? Explain to me again your theory on why the world is banana shaped!!
afansince74 Posted March 19, 2005 Posted March 19, 2005 Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, o Brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in and his heart cut out, And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off, And his peni*.... That's -- that's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads.
Sark Posted March 19, 2005 Posted March 19, 2005 Just remember that your standing on a planet that's evolving, and revolving at 900 miles an hour....
Arndrake Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up
Chasartymac Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 QUOTE (Sark @ Mar 8 2005, 10:12 AM) Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbs was fond of his dram
Chasartymac Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 QUOTE (afansince74 @ Feb 26 2005, 02:26 PM) Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah Roads. They gave us roads too.
Chasartymac Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 QUOTE (Let The Fray Begin @ Feb 24 2005, 04:17 PM) Bloody peasant Ooh. What a giveaway!!
Sark Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 QUOTE (Arndrake @ Mar 23 2005, 07:09 AM) Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up Englishmen you're all so f**king pompous! None of you have got any balls!
afansince74 Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 Given the premise "all fish live underwater" and "all mackerel are fish", my wife will conclude not that "all mackerel live underwater", but that "if she buys kippers it will not rain", or that "trout live in trees", or even that "I do not love her any more." This she calls "using her intuition". I call it "crap", and it gets me very *irritated* because it is not logical.
Sodoff Baldrick Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 ...and if you're not at your table spot on 7 you miss the bowl of Campbell's cream of tomato soup, the first item on the menu of international cuisine.
invisibleairwaves Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 We're knights of the round table We dance whene'er we're able We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We're knights of the Round Table Our shows are formidable But many times We're given rhymes That are quite unsingable We're opera mad in Camelot We sing from the diaphragm a lot. In war we're tough and able. Quite indefatigable Between our quests We sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable It's a busy life in Camelot. I have to push the pram a lot. (Sorry if someone's posted this song already. It's the greatest musical number of any movie. Anywhere. )
Hero of Nobody Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me. I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too. I love to hear you moralize, When I'm between your thighs; You blow me away! Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you. I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly. Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine, And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play, 'Till we're blown away!
Sark Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 QUOTE (Sodoff Baldrick @ Mar 23 2005, 08:57 PM) albatross What flavor is it?
afansince74 Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 Do you get wafers with it? Course you don't get bloody wafers with it. Albatross!
Chasartymac Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 QUOTE (afansince74 @ Mar 24 2005, 02:24 PM) Do you get wafers with it? Course you don't get bloody wafers with it. Albatross! Haven't you got any choc ices???
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