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QUOTE (afansince74 @ Feb 26 2005, 01:29 AM)
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What have the Romans done for us?

Yeah, what have the Romans ever done for us....Apart from.....

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The Aquaduct?
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Who would like a singalong? =)

 

We're knights of the round table, we dance whene'er we're able

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We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot
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Quite often times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able Edited by Sark
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Though we're tough and able
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Between our quests, we sequin vests, and impersonate Clark Gable
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable..........

 

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Heidigger, Heidigger was a boozy beggar that could think you under the table
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David Hulme could out-consume Willfred Friedrich Hegel

 

(excuse my spelling mistakes. lol)

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And Lichtenstien was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlagel.
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There's nothing Neitchze couldn't teach you about the raising of the wrist

 

 

(Pedantic footnote - the philosopher referred to in the previous line is Wittgenstein, with the w pronounced as a v.)

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QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Mar 5 2005, 07:42 AM)
There's nothing Neitchze couldn't teach you about the raising of the wrist


(Pedantic footnote - the philosopher referred to in the previous line is Wittgenstein, with the w pronounced as a v.)

Yeah, I wasn't sure I was spelling it right! Anyway....

 

Socrates himself was permanently pissed

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Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
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Aah! I see you have the machine that goes 'ping'.

 

http://arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedead/movies/meaning-of-life/thumbnails/03-mind-the-machines.jpg

 

You see? That means your baby is still alive!

 

http://arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedead/movies/meaning-of-life/thumbnails/03-ping.jpg

 

And that's the most expensive machine in the whole hospital!

 

http://arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedead/movies/meaning-of-life/thumbnails/03-mr-pycroft.jpg

 

Oh, very impressive. Very impressive. And what are you doing this morning?

 

It's a birth.

 

Aahh. What sort of thing is that?

 

Well, that's when we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.

 

Wonderful what we can do nowadays.

 

http://arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedead/movies/meaning-of-life/thumbnails/03-doctors.jpg

 

 

 

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What do I do? Nothing dear, your not qualified! rofl3.gif
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