invisibleairwaves Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 So much for pathos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Apr 22 2005, 10:08 PM) Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore Dum dum dum the night Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore Dum de dum dum plight He steals dum dum dum And dum dum dum dee Dennis dum, Dennis dee, dum dum dum Bloody lupins! Lupins, lupins, lupins! that's all you ever bring us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisibleairwaves Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 ...The castle of AUUUGGHHH OOOOOH No, no it's an AAAUUUUGGGGHH from the back of the throat No, I was saying OOOOOOOH as representing shock and surprise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 **WHACK** OWWWWWWWWW No, hold your head more like this and say WAAAAHHHHH What???? **WHACK** WHOOOAAAARRRGHHH Better, but more of a WAAAAAHHHH sound. Again NO!!! **WHACK** WHAAAAAAAHHHHH, stop hitting me!!! Stop hitting you??? Yes Well why did you come in here then. It's being hit on the head lessons in here. What a stupid concept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Finland, Finland, Finland the country where I'd most like to be. Pony-trekking, or camping, or just watching T.V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Got any choc ices? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 *backs out of thread slowly... * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huck Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 26 2005, 02:33 PM) Got any choc ices? Albatross! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
softfilter Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 And now a unusual guest for this type of program. A PIECE OF LAMINATED PLASTIC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ru5h F@n Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Nov 30 2004, 08:51 PM) Seems to me that this place is lacking a thread about the best comedy troupe of all time. So here it is for discussion, quoting, and generally silliness. Welcome, gentle Sir Knight, to the Castle Anthrax! The beds here are warm and soft.....and very, *very* big. Man I remember when Monty Python was first on the air back in the 1970's, Monty Python's Flying Circus, it was a tv show and it was 2 hrs but only 1 hour was allowed to be shown in Canada only due to suggestive content. The full 2 hours was only shown in England. Which kinda sucked but I was only in Elementary school then anyways so I guess it was ok. My favorite record I bought was Monty Python And The Holy Grail. The movie sucked but the soundtrack was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastille Night Posted April 26, 2005 Author Share Posted April 26, 2005 (edited) QUOTE (Ru5h F@n @ Apr 26 2005, 06:29 PM) My favorite record I bought was Monty Python And The Holy Grail. The movie sucked ...... BLASPHEMY!!! How sweet to be an Idiot, As harmless as a cloud, Too small to hide the sun, Almost poking fun At the warm but insecure, untidy crowd. How sweet to be an idiot, And dip my brain in joy, Children laughing at my back, With no fear of attack, As much retaliation as a toy. How sweet to be an idiot. How sweet. I tiptoed down the street, Smiled at everyone I meet, But suddently a scream Smashes through my dream. Fee fie foe fum. I smell the blood of an asylum. (Blood of an asylum. But mother, I play so beautifully. Listen. Ha ha.) Fie fye foe fum. I smell the blood of the asylum. Hey you. You're such a pennant. You got as much brain as a dead ant, As much imagination as a carvan sign, But I still love you. Still love you. Oooh, how sweet to be an idiot. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. (Disclaimer: this is completely in jest of course ) Edited April 26, 2005 by Bastille Night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 QUOTE (Huck @ Apr 26 2005, 05:20 PM) QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 26 2005, 02:33 PM) Got any choc ices? Albatross! What flavour is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 What do you mean? It's not any bloody flavor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Hello? Hello. Can we have your liver? My what? Your liver. It's a large glandular organ in your abdomen. Yes, yes I know what it is, but I'm using it. Come on sir, don't muck us about! What's this then? A liver donor's card Need we say more? But it says in the event of death! Well no one's had their liver taken out by us and survived. AAAAAAHHHHHH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huck Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Alright it's seabird bloody flavour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 QUOTE (Huck @ Apr 27 2005, 02:10 PM) Alright it's seabird bloody flavour! Do you get wafers with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Of course you don't get f**king wafers with it you tit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Ladies and Gentlemen, we'd like to apologise for the last sketch We're sorry We really are, very sorry We're honestly so f**king sorry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 And now.. ...Ann Elk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Sorry, I'm an accountant and consequently too boring to be of interest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisibleairwaves Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 I want to be... a lion tamer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Can we have the swing from Leicester? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huck Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Well, my name is spelt Johnson, but it's actually pronounced 'Throatwarbler Mangrove'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Introducing Conrad Poohs And his dancing teeth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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