The 2022 NFL Season Thread

[invisible airwave]

Pitch perfect metaphor for the 3-8 season.  Jokes write themselves.  

 

 

 

[Tinwoodsman]

What in the wide, wide world of sports is a goin' on here?

Indy? Indy?

[Tinwoodsman]

Aborted play ... horse pucky!

[Tinwoodsman]

Well ... Wasn't that a ring-a-ding-dong dandy! Sorry to Meg Ryan and James Taylor ... the NoFunLeague does not endorse Bingo! Maybe yous two can do a duet elsewhere ... say Carolina in my Mind?!

[Tinwoodsman]

And whatz wit the 38 yard punt for for a touchback net 13 yards instead of a 56 yard fg attempt, Pittsburgh ... did they open the roof? These teams are treading on egg shells on a Mundane nighter?

Sacrilege!

[goose]

Steelers not only win, but - most importantly - cover!!!

 

 

[Tinwoodsman]

I had no bets, but I like to scribble my thoughts down on the prime time games. I thought indy and the over fwiw!

 

[goose]

15 hours ago, Tinwoodsman said:

I had no bets, but I like to scribble my thoughts down on the prime time games. I thought indy and the over fwiw!

 

You were half right!

 

O/U for niners-saints was 42.5, lol

Edited November 29, 2022 by goose

[Tinwoodsman]

Oh, the irony! Deshauns' first game is back in Houston! Tee up the music ... "goin baback to Houston, Houston ... Houston... fade end...

 

Any thoughts, guys, guys ...guys?

[Principled Man]

Watching the Giants-Commanders highlights.  Near the end of regulation, a Giants receiver is juking his way towards the end zone, and a Commanders defensive back doesn’t even bother to try to tackle him.  He just sticks out his shoulder and arm in a wimpy attempt to ram him.  
 

I see this crap every week.  CRAP, I tell ya….. 

[invisible airwave]

From Super Bowl champs to 2nd worst in NFC behind da Bears with an official losing season.  Pathetic.

 

Edited December 5, 2022 by invisible airwave

[goose]

22 hours ago, invisible airwave said:

From Super Bowl champs to 2nd worst in NFC behind da Bears with an official losing season.  Pathetic.

 

Paper super bowl tiger. 

[goose]

What an end to the MNF game!  Up 13 late in the 4th quarter, Saints' Davis runs out of bounds a yard short of the first down, leaving 3rd and a yard.  New Orleans  comes up short on the next play and punts, pinning Tampa deep.   Of course Brady marches 90+ to get the touchdown, cutting the Saints lead to six.  Bucs defense get the stop and force another punt.  Brady marches down and of course gets the TD with 17 seconds left. Brady has done it again!

 

But wait...a flag on the play..  Offensive holding!  No TD!  Looks like the Brady magic is gone, as Tampa is moved back ten yards.  A final play, and...TOUCHDOWN.  Brady has done it again, AGAIN!  

 

 

(Didn't cover the 3.5 spread, though )

[invisible airwave]

A win for once!  As if Dallas and the choke against Brady were embarrassing.  Would have been more if it were against the former Cali rivals.

[goose]

3 hours ago, invisible airwave said:

A win for once!  As if Dallas and the choke against Brady were embarrassing.  Would have been more if it were against the former Cali rivals.

What a comeback!

 

Nice pick up on that QB.  

[goose]

Broncos were marching down to score a late-game go-ahead TD, but the Chiefs got what could be a game-saving pick off a nice blocked pass.   

 

:whew:

[goose]

Purdy goes into Seattle and draws first blood.  7-0 49ers.

 

This is a great story!

[blueschica]

3 hours ago, goose said:

Purdy goes into Seattle and draws first blood.  7-0 49ers.

 

This is a great story!

49ers clinch NFC West! 

[goose]

23-0 Colts, already. 

[pjbear05]

13 minutes ago, goose said:

23-0 Colts, already. 

Make that 30-0.  Jezuz K Riest, Vikes are getting hammered.

[goose]

16 minutes ago, pjbear05 said:

Make that 30-0.  Jezuz K Riest, Vikes are getting hammered.

And Indy is looking to make it 37!  

 

They settle for 33 with a field goal.  Moral victory for the Vikings going into the half?  

[Nova Carmina]

How did the Vikings manage to get to 10 wins, given they're obviously really just three midgets wearing a full-size suit and pulling levers inside a machine designed to look like a football team?

[Principled Man]

Matt Ryan is experiencing some strong Super Bowl déjà vu!  

[blueschica]

Vikings really making a game of it! Got busy after 1st quarter and was surprised to see the score.

Edited December 17, 2022 by blueschica

[pjbear05]

Did the refs hose the Vikings?  That looked like a legit scoopand score.