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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

He's slipped away. :rose: There was nothing we could do, Mervyn. If we have had the whole Philharmonic Orchestra in there, he'd still have gone. 

Apparently your symphony was written for tympani and organ. :wub:

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41 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Apparently your symphony was written for tympani and organ. :wub:

    :yes:   We're having a terrible time with them bleeding rats.  

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Posted
2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

    :yes:   We're having a terrible time with them bleeding rats.  

There goes a brave man. Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. :yes:

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18 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

There goes a brave man. Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. :yes:

I've got to try and reach New World Women in an hour or so and I'm doing it by laying back on Roll the Bones so I'm guttering and laying back at the same time.  :ninja:

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11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I've got to try and reach New World Women in an hour or so and I'm doing it by laying back on Roll the Bones so I'm guttering and laying back at the same time.  :ninja:

There goes the bell! Robert moves to the middle of the ring there, he's looking for an opening, going for the handhold... :huh:

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19 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

There goes the bell! Robert moves to the middle of the ring there, he's looking for an opening, going for the handhold... :huh:

    :atickhum:   Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.  

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

    :atickhum:   Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.  

Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache.  :rose:

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33 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache.  :rose:

It is incredible, isn't it, that in these days when man can walk on the moon and work out the most complicated hire purchase agreements, I still get these terrible headaches.  :banghead:

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

It is incredible, isn't it, that in these days when man can walk on the moon and work out the most complicated hire purchase agreements, I still get these terrible headaches.  :banghead:

But what do we really know of this tortured ponce? :coy:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

But what do we really know of this tortured ponce? :coy:

His real name is: ARTHUR JACKSON, 32 MILTON AVENUE, HOUNSLOW, MIDDLESEX.  :ninja:

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13 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

His real name is: ARTHUR JACKSON, 32 MILTON AVENUE, HOUNSLOW, MIDDLESEX.  :ninja:

 

He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called...Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks. :spit:

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2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called...Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks. :spit:

She's got a huge bottom.  :smile: 

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37 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

:drool: Look, would you mind running long for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. :banana:

See Miss Evans pursued by the woman-eating roll top writing desk no. 73.  :popcorn:

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44 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

It's the legendary Desk Beast of AAAUUUGGGHHHHHH!!! :cat:

Now, a short scene from a play by Harold Splinter.   :smash: 

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Posted
12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Now, a short scene from a play by Harold Splinter.   :smash: 

 

A smashing scene with some lovely acting, in which Ibanez discovers a vital clue... :popcorn:

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17 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

A smashing scene with some lovely acting, in which Ibanez discovers a vital clue... :popcorn:

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! There is a brown paper bag he has found on the premises.  :ninja: 

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52 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

And the Grail -- the Grail is there? :cosmo:

We understand a man is now helping police with their enquiries. :popcorn: And that is the end of the news. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

We understand a man is now helping police with their enquiries. :popcorn: And that is the end of the news. 

Let's ask the man in the street what he thinks.  :ohmy: :police:

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12 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

:gumby: I would put a tax on all people who stand in water... :unsure: ...Oh!

Oh bloody hell. Well we'd better give ourselves up then. :eh:

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh bloody hell. Well we'd better give ourselves up then. :eh:

    :yes:   That rabbit's dynamite. 

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Posted
20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

    :yes:   That rabbit's dynamite. 

Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionery? :cake1:

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