1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: A superb display of inertia, there. I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump, straight up in the air and across the Channel. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 25 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump, straight up in the air and across the Channel. And over there on the oyster beds, Formula 2 car racing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 23, 2023 Author Share Posted January 23, 2023 50 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And over there on the oyster beds, Formula 2 car racing. My theory number two, which is the second theory that I have. Ahem! This theory... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 26 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: My theory number two, which is the second theory that I have. Ahem! This theory... Well, while Simon is I'd just like to point out Simon's dress has been made entirely by hand from over three hundred pieces of Arabian shot silk. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 23, 2023 Author Share Posted January 23, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, while Simon is I'd just like to point out Simon's dress has been made entirely by hand from over three hundred pieces of Arabian shot silk. I've had enough of this. I am not a courtesan. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 16 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I've had enough of this. I am not a courtesan. Yes, well, I think I'd better examine you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 23, 2023 Author Share Posted January 23, 2023 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, well, I think I'd better examine you. All right, hold 13 on the five-inch and transfer the Cartwrights to the digital scanner. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 47 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: All right, hold 13 on the five-inch and transfer the Cartwrights to the digital scanner. Don't forget we've got the Mendelssohns coming for so don't forget to order some pikelets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 24, 2023 Share Posted January 24, 2023 56 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Don't forget we've got the Mendelssohns coming for so don't forget to order some pikelets. The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 24, 2023 Share Posted January 24, 2023 17 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage. Right, I just want to remind you of the rules: Rule One, no pooftas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 24, 2023 Author Share Posted January 24, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Right, I just want to remind you of the rules: Rule One, no pooftas. Thank God for that. Good lad. Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England. Funny, he looks like a poof. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 24, 2023 Share Posted January 24, 2023 5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Thank God for that. Good lad. Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England. Funny, he looks like a poof. What? With these tassels? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 24, 2023 Author Share Posted January 24, 2023 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: What? With these tassels? 'IT'S A MAN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC` 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 24, 2023 Share Posted January 24, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: 'IT'S A MAN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC` Right, I'm taking that in for forensic examination, because it might have been used as a murder weapon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 24, 2023 Author Share Posted January 24, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Right, I'm taking that in for forensic examination, because it might have been used as a murder weapon. Look, I'm only doing me job. I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 18 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Look, I'm only doing me job. I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit. Sir, my younger brother's going out with Dibble this weekend, sir, but I'm not having my haircut today, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 25, 2023 Author Share Posted January 25, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Sir, my younger brother's going out with Dibble this weekend, sir, but I'm not having my haircut today, sir. Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 27 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip. You're not the first person to ask me today. I've turned down several people already. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 25, 2023 Author Share Posted January 25, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: You're not the first person to ask me today. I've turned down several people already. I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago. But the obvious question is are they safe? Provided of course people believe in them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: But the obvious question is are they safe? Provided of course people believe in them. Well, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 26, 2023 Author Share Posted January 26, 2023 15 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions! Oh well... you haven't told us what it is yet... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 20 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh well... you haven't told us what it is yet... It's the Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 22 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It's the Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now. FIVE YEARS, TWO MONTHS AND TWENTY-SIX DAYS LATER... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 26, 2023 Author Share Posted January 26, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: FIVE YEARS, TWO MONTHS AND TWENTY-SIX DAYS LATER... :... thirty-nine... forty. All right, cut him down, Mr Fuller. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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