IbanezJem Posted January 19, 2023 Author Share Posted January 19, 2023 9 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Aye, London wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Basingstoke, you and yer coal-mining friends. But I am a chartered accountant. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 47 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: But I am a chartered accountant. Right, well I should definitely say you're suffering from a severe personality disorder. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 19, 2023 Author Share Posted January 19, 2023 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Right, well I should definitely say you're suffering from a severe personality disorder. Well, well for a long time now, in fact, even when I was a child ... I ... you know, whenever I left home to ... catch a bus, or... to catch a train... and even my tennis has suffered actually... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 14 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well, well for a long time now, in fact, even when I was a child ... I ... you know, whenever I left home to ... catch a bus, or... to catch a train... and even my tennis has suffered actually... So, it's 72 match points to the blancmange now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 19, 2023 Author Share Posted January 19, 2023 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: So, it's 72 match points to the blancmange now. The Germans are disputing it! Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytic ethics, Kant by the categoric imperative is holding that ultimologically possessed only in the imagination and Marx is claiming it was off-side! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 16 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: The Germans are disputing it! Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytic ethics, Kant by the categoric imperative is holding that ultimologically possessed only in the imagination and Marx is claiming it was off-side! Oh! You never could make up your mind. Goodbye James...er, Hans. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 19, 2023 Author Share Posted January 19, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh! You never could make up your mind. Goodbye James...er, Hans. Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a fish license? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a fish license? That's the one, love. Hang on. This is for Simon. Well, we've got Simon-Ibanez on the invoice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: That's the one, love. Hang on. This is for Simon. Well, we've got Simon-Ibanez on the invoice. Mind you I don't know whether you've really considered the advantages of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopedias... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Mind you I don't know whether you've really considered the advantages of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopedias... My God you've got guts. Just how much do you know? Are you from SOCN? Stay where you are. Come clean. You're a aren't you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 20, 2023 Author Share Posted January 20, 2023 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: My God you've got guts. Just how much do you know? Are you from SOCN? Stay where you are. Come clean. You're a aren't you? OK. Tell you what, let's eat. You give 73 one of your meatballs, he'll tell you anything... OK? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: OK. Tell you what, let's eat. You give 73 one of your meatballs, he'll tell you anything... OK? This is a vegetarian forum only, we serve no animal flesh of any kind. We're not only proud of that, we're smug about it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: This is a vegetarian forum only, we serve no animal flesh of any kind. We're not only proud of that, we're smug about it. There's baked beans with a fried egg on top in a mornay sauce. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 45 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: There's baked beans with a fried egg on top in a mornay sauce. ...with little quails' eggs on a bed of pureed mushroom. It's very delicate, very subtle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 50 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: ...with little quails' eggs on a bed of pureed mushroom. It's very delicate, very subtle. A very nice evening. Well goodnight and give us a kiss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 20, 2023 Author Share Posted January 20, 2023 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: A very nice evening. Well goodnight and give us a kiss. Oh, yes. Khaki, kettle, Kipling, Khomeini, Kellogg's Born Flakes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 34 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, yes. Khaki, kettle, Kipling, Khomeini, Kellogg's Born Flakes. Intercourse, pert, thighs, botty, botty, botty, concubine, erogenous zone, loose woman... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Intercourse, pert, thighs, botty, botty, botty, concubine, erogenous zone, loose woman... Mr. Blackhawk, er, vis a vis your...rump. Your derriere. Posterior. Sit-upon. Your buttocks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 20, 2023 Author Share Posted January 20, 2023 25 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Mr. Blackhawk, er, vis a vis your...rump. Your derriere. Posterior. Sit-upon. Your buttocks. Yes, but I think that with Government backing I could make it very silly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 38 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, but I think that with Government backing I could make it very silly. I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly. I think it's disgusting...you a member of Parliament. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I think it's disgusting...you a member of Parliament. I may have been expelled from the party in 1927. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 38 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I may have been expelled from the party in 1927. You polled no votes at all. Not a sausage. Bugger all. Are you at all disappointed with this performance? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 26 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You polled no votes at all. Not a sausage. Bugger all. Are you at all disappointed with this performance? Sausage...there's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Sausage...there's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'. TRF wish it to be known that that man was not a bona fide animal lover, and also that goldfish do not eat sausages. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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