blackhawkrush Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 58 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Mind you, the one we hear so much about nowadays is Karen. She married a Canadian - he's a dentist - they live in Alberta - two lovely children, Gary who's three, Leslie who's six. They look like the spitting image of Karen. D'you want to see a photo ... ? Moose trained by Tutte Hermsgervordenbrotborda. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 16 Author Share Posted January 16 15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Moose trained by Tutte Hermsgervordenbrotborda. Bitte mein Herr. Was ist das Won für Mittelschmerz? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Bitte mein Herr. Was ist das Won für Mittelschmerz? Smelly piece of cutlery. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 16 Author Share Posted January 16 22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Smelly piece of cutlery. Remember, buy Whizzo butter and go to HEAVEN! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 57 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Remember, buy Whizzo butter and go to HEAVEN! Mmm. 'After-Life Mints'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 17 Author Share Posted January 17 4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Mmm. 'After-Life Mints'. No, no, you put them in separately when the vine leaves are ready. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 16 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, no, you put them in separately when the vine leaves are ready. What we would like to do is to take them back with us for the Royal Archives of er...France. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 17 Author Share Posted January 17 46 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: What we would like to do is to take them back with us for the Royal Archives of er...France. Get your own Arts programme, you fairy! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 32 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Get your own Arts programme, you fairy! Simon's eaten most of the early nineteenth-century British landscape artists, and I've learned not to worry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 17 Author Share Posted January 17 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Simon's eaten most of the early nineteenth-century British landscape artists, and I've learned not to worry. Let's not give him the cake. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Let's not give him the cake. Who do you think you are giving us poor this rubbish? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Who do you think you are giving us poor this rubbish? Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in there? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 16 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in there? Why do you think I have this outrageous accent? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 18 Author Share Posted January 18 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Why do you think I have this outrageous accent? Uh, we did it for a lark. Part of a spree. High spirits, you know. Simple as that. Hm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 49 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Uh, we did it for a lark. Part of a spree. High spirits, you know. Simple as that. Hm. Champion Simon...how many years have you been with this TRF firm? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 18 Author Share Posted January 18 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Champion Simon...how many years have you been with this TRF firm? Oh, don't ask. He's in one of his bleeding moods. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 44 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, don't ask. He's in one of his bleeding moods. Why not try a new 'Naughty Nighty'...put it on and it melts. Just watch their faces. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 19 Author Share Posted January 19 14 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Why not try a new 'Naughty Nighty'...put it on and it melts. Just watch their faces. The light-weight suits.The old school tie. The practised voice of the seasoned campaigner. Cannot hide the basic tragedy here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: The light-weight suits.The old school tie. The practised voice of the seasoned campaigner. Cannot hide the basic tragedy here. You can't just dump a dead body in my court and say, 'no further questions'. I demand an explanation. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 19 Author Share Posted January 19 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: You can't just dump a dead body in my court and say, 'no further questions'. I demand an explanation. We mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 31 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: We mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy! Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 19 Author Share Posted January 19 9 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. But by then it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. That was just the beginning. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 2 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: But by then it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. That was just the beginning. This Mr. Neutron is located somewhere in the London area. We must find and exterminate him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 19 Author Share Posted January 19 5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: This Mr. Neutron is located somewhere in the London area. We must find and exterminate him. Basingstoke in Westphalia, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: This Mr. Neutron is located somewhere in the London area. We must find and exterminate him. 12 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Basingstoke in Westphalia, sir. Aye, London wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Basingstoke, you and yer coal-mining friends. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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