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58 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Mind you, the one we hear so much about nowadays is Karen. She married a Canadian - he's a dentist - they live in Alberta - two lovely children, Gary who's three, Leslie who's six. They look like the spitting image of Karen. D'you want to see a photo ... ? :moose:

Moose trained by Tutte Hermsgervordenbrotborda.  :wave:

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Posted
15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Moose trained by Tutte Hermsgervordenbrotborda.  :wave:

Bitte mein Herr. Was ist das Won für Mittelschmerz? :unsure:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Bitte mein Herr. Was ist das Won für Mittelschmerz? :unsure:

Smelly piece of cutlery.    :bolt:

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22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Smelly piece of cutlery.    :bolt:

Remember, buy Whizzo butter and go to HEAVEN! :spacecraft:

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Posted
57 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Remember, buy Whizzo butter and go to HEAVEN! :spacecraft:

Mmm. 'After-Life Mints'.  :spit:

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Posted
4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Mmm. 'After-Life Mints'.  :spit:

No, no, you put them in separately when the vine leaves are ready. :drool:

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Posted
16 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

No, no, you put them in separately when the vine leaves are ready. :drool:

What we would like to do is to take them back with us for the Royal Archives of er...France.   :bolt:

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46 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

What we would like to do is to take them back with us for the Royal Archives of er...France.   :bolt:

Get your own Arts programme, you fairy! :nyanya:

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32 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Get your own Arts programme, you fairy! :nyanya:

Simon's eaten most of the early nineteenth-century British landscape artists, and I've learned not to worry. :cool:

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2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Simon's eaten most of the early nineteenth-century British landscape artists, and I've learned not to worry. :cool:

Let's not give him the cake. :nasty:

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Posted
1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

Let's not give him the cake. :nasty:

Who do you think you are giving us poor this rubbish?   :blast: :cake1:  

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Posted
16 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in there? :puke:

Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?   :confused: 

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2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?   :confused: 

Uh, we did it for a lark. Part of a spree. High spirits, you know. Simple as that. Hm. :biggrin:

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49 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Uh, we did it for a lark. Part of a spree. High spirits, you know. Simple as that. Hm. :biggrin:

Champion Simon...how many years have you been with this TRF firm?   :knight::knight::knight::knight:

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Champion Simon...how many years have you been with this TRF firm?   :knight::knight::knight::knight:

Oh, don't ask. He's in one of his bleeding moods. :eh:

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44 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh, don't ask. He's in one of his bleeding moods. :eh:

Why not try a new 'Naughty Nighty'...put it on and it melts. Just watch their faces.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: 

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14 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Why not try a new 'Naughty Nighty'...put it on and it melts. Just watch their faces.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: 

The light-weight suits.The old school tie. The practised voice of the seasoned campaigner. Cannot hide the basic tragedy here. :rose:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

The light-weight suits.The old school tie. The practised voice of the seasoned campaigner. Cannot hide the basic tragedy here. :rose:

You can't just dump a dead body in my court and say, 'no further questions'. I demand an explanation. :popcorn: 

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2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

You can't just dump a dead body in my court and say, 'no further questions'. I demand an explanation. :popcorn: 

We mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy! :admin:

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31 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

We mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy! :admin:

 

Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. :blast:

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9 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. :blast:

But by then it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. That was just the beginning. :huh:

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Posted
2 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

But by then it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. That was just the beginning. :huh:

This Mr. Neutron is located somewhere in the London area. We must find and exterminate him.  :angry:

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Posted
5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

This Mr. Neutron is located somewhere in the London area. We must find and exterminate him.  :angry:

:no: Basingstoke in Westphalia, sir.

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Posted
19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

This Mr. Neutron is located somewhere in the London area. We must find and exterminate him.  :angry:

 

12 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

:no: Basingstoke in Westphalia, sir.

 

Aye, London wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Basingstoke, you and yer coal-mining friends. :wagfinger:

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