IbanezJem Posted January 31, 2023 Author Share Posted January 31, 2023 17 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Me? No. I'm just a poor old man. I have no time for law-breakers. Shut up. It's a disguise. Right! Confiscate the smutty books, Maddox. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 29 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Shut up. It's a disguise. Right! Confiscate the smutty books, Maddox. The love piper...the lone piper...the lone piper...on...the...bait...ly...ments... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 31, 2023 Author Share Posted January 31, 2023 32 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The love piper...the lone piper...the lone piper...on...the...bait...ly...ments... This is my problem with words. Oh, that seems to have cleared it. 'Oh I come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee'. Yes, that seems to be all right. Thank you very much. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 34 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: This is my problem with words. Oh, that seems to have cleared it. 'Oh I come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee'. Yes, that seems to be all right. Thank you very much. Last night I had 'I'll never fall in love again' for six hours. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 31, 2023 Author Share Posted January 31, 2023 33 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Last night I had 'I'll never fall in love again' for six hours. This is my friend Robert, he smells a bit but he has a heart of gold. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 33 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: This is my friend Robert, he smells a bit but he has a heart of gold. Well, I don't wash my stomach every day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, I don't wash my stomach every day. Oh, shut up and go and change your armor! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 31, 2023 Author Share Posted January 31, 2023 55 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh, shut up and go and change your armor! This is a lingerie shop, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: This is a lingerie shop, sir. Please. I can defeat them. There's only a hundred and fifty of them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 31, 2023 Author Share Posted January 31, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Please. I can defeat them. There's only a hundred and fifty of them. Do you think Jarrow will adopt a more defensive posture for the first leg of the next tie in Turkey? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 55 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Do you think Jarrow will adopt a more defensive posture for the first leg of the next tie in Turkey? With a little love, just a little love, you feel it in your heart when you've succeeded. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: With a little love, just a little love, you feel it in your heart when you've succeeded. Wrong, wrong, you're no bloody use at all! You're an utter bloody wash-out! You make me sick, you weed! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 25 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Wrong, wrong, you're no bloody use at all! You're an utter bloody wash-out! You make me sick, you weed! I came all the way from Oslo to do this program and I'd rather have my little body, my little five-foot-ten-inch body. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 1, 2023 Author Share Posted February 1, 2023 10 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I came all the way from Oslo to do this program and I'd rather have my little body, my little five-foot-ten-inch body. How big was Norman supposed to be? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 6 hours ago, IbanezJem said: How big was Norman supposed to be? Oh, eleven foot six inches but I have done nearly twelve feet unofficially. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 1, 2023 Author Share Posted February 1, 2023 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, eleven foot six inches but I have done nearly twelve feet unofficially. Well I'm ready for you. I've wired meself up to 200 tons of gelignite, and if any one of you so much as makes a move we'll all go up together! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Well I'm ready for you. I've wired meself up to 200 tons of gelignite, and if any one of you so much as makes a move we'll all go up together! Half an inch, half an inch... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 1, 2023 Author Share Posted February 1, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Half an inch, half an inch... Stay where you are. You'll never leave this bookshop alive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 51 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Stay where you are. You'll never leave this bookshop alive. I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight Simon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 1, 2023 Author Share Posted February 1, 2023 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight Simon. It's my first. Please be gentle with me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: It's my first. Please be gentle with me. 73, you're lucky. You're not next to Simon. You snore! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 1, 2023 Author Share Posted February 1, 2023 22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: 73, you're lucky. You're not next to Simon. You snore! Well you see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up. You see, people don't just turn into a Scotsman for no reason at all... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 19 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well you see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up. You see, people don't just turn into a Scotsman for no reason at all... If any of you could put in a word for me, I'd love to be a I'd be very quiet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 1, 2023 Author Share Posted February 1, 2023 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: If any of you could put in a word for me, I'd love to be a I'd be very quiet. It's only 'cos you couldn't think of a punch line. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 9 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: It's only 'cos you couldn't think of a punch line. Ja...Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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