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3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

TRF wish it to be known that that man was not a bona fide animal lover, and also that goldfish do not eat sausages. :no:

Look. Do you want the little hamster to live or not? :angry:

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Posted
3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Look. Do you want the little hamster to live or not? :angry:

 

This hamster is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! :facepalm:

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Posted
2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

This hamster is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! :facepalm:

He's been taken up!  :angel: No, there he is. 

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Posted
26 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

You're on a bloody wire! :sarcasm:

Now, scissors cut everything, don't they? They're very good scissors.  :thumbsup:  

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Posted
44 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

RAZOR RAZOR CUT CUT BLOOD SPURT ARTERY MURDER! :rage:

Well, we asked the first-night audience what they thought of that film.   :rose: :rose: :rose:

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Posted
25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, we asked the first-night audience what they thought of that film.   :rose: :rose: :rose:

 

Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. :notworthy:

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Posted
15 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. :notworthy:

That's what live theatre needs - a few more massacres.  :firedevil:  

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Posted
2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

That's what live theatre needs - a few more massacres.  :firedevil:  

 

Now, look here. You barge in here, quite uninvited, break glasses, and then announce, quite casually, that we're all dead. Well, I would remind you that you are a guest on this board! :wagfinger:

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2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Now, look here. You barge in here, quite uninvited, break glasses, and then announce, quite casually, that we're all dead. Well, I would remind you that you are a guest on this board! :wagfinger:

In that case, I'll be saying, 'Goodbye then, sir'. Goodbye then, sir.  :bolt: 

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33 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

He's killed the best man! :ohmy:

73's got to be a bleedin' fairy.  :unsure: 

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Posted
12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

73's got to be a bleedin' fairy.  :unsure: 

Well I think they should attack things, like that - with satire. I mean Ned Sherrin. Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me. :biggrin:

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Posted
3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well I think they should attack things, like that - with satire. I mean Ned Sherrin. Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me. :biggrin:

 

By a combination of violence and sarcasm, the Blackhawk brothers by February 1996 controlled Chicago and the Southeast of Illinois. :scared:

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1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

By a combination of violence and sarcasm, the Blackhawk brothers by February 1996 controlled Chicago and the Southeast of Illinois. :scared:

Into this quiet little community came...Mr. Neutron!  :gumby: 

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Posted
11 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut! :ohmy:

Yes, but I've had the excess nipples woppled to remove tamping. :sarcasm:

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Posted
3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes, but I've had the excess nipples woppled to remove tamping. :sarcasm:

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?  :coy:

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Posted
3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?  :coy:

 

:yes: It brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head.

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Posted
7 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

:yes: It brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head.

No, no really, we're just not religious thank you. :thumbsdown:

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Posted
32 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

It's like those miserable Psalms, they're sooooo depressing. :angel:

Are you the church police? :confused:

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Posted
3 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

The text, Vic! Don't say the text!  :16ton:

   :gumby:   A superb display of inertia, there.  

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