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4 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Well, as the Conservative candidate I just drone on and on and on and on without letting anyone else get a word in edgeways, until I start to froth at the mouth and fall over backwards. :blah:

Well, there's a big swing here to the Silly Party, :banghead:   but how big of a swing I'm not going to tell you.  :ninja:  

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Posted
13 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, there's a big swing here to the Silly Party, :banghead:   but how big of a swing I'm not going to tell you.  :ninja:  

I'll get someone to help you. Mr Verity! :nyanya:

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1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

I'll get someone to help you. Mr Verity! :nyanya:

I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature.  :wink: 

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature.  :wink: 

:facepalm: Er no, that's Mr. Seagrave. Mr. Robinson's the hermit who lodges with Mr. Seagrave.

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15 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

:facepalm: Er no, that's Mr. Seagrave. Mr. Robinson's the hermit who lodges with Mr. Seagrave.

It'll be Parkinson next.  :coy:  

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Posted
3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

It'll be Parkinson next.  :coy:  

Look out, there are llamas! :blink:

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Posted
7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Look out, there are llamas! :blink:

   :huh:   What, behind the rabbit? 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

   :huh:   What, behind the rabbit? 

Are you actually leading this expedition sir? :unsure:

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Posted
50 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Are you actually leading this expedition sir? :unsure:

We sent our reporter John Dull to find out.  :blah:

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Posted
38 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

We sent our reporter John Dull to find out.  :blah:

It just says 'We would like you to be in a sketch. You are standing at a counter. When the sketch starts you go off. Yours faithfully, Lord Hill.' :popcorn:

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39 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

It just says 'We would like you to be in a sketch. You are standing at a counter. When the sketch starts you go off. Yours faithfully, Lord Hill.' :popcorn:

   :wagfinger:   The lion is in the contract.   

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Posted
29 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

   :wagfinger:   The lion is in the contract.   

Jolly good, well, er, shall I put you in touch with a bank? :cool:

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Posted
1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

Jolly good, well, er, shall I put you in touch with a bank? :cool:

   :no:   I do own the most startling quantities of cash. 

Posted
59 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

   :no:   I do own the most startling quantities of cash. 

Unfortunately, before his pension rights are assured, he catches bronchitis and dies. :rose:

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1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

Unfortunately, before his pension rights are assured, he catches bronchitis and dies. :rose:

I better take a look, m'lud. :blink: No further questions, m'lud. 

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Posted
12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

I better take a look, m'lud. :blink: No further questions, m'lud. 

What I'm getting at, Robert, is you seem to have discovered a new concept with a mode in which you dissected the Calgary defence, last night. :coy:

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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

What I'm getting at, Robert, is you seem to have discovered a new concept with a mode in which you dissected the Calgary defence, last night. :coy:

Darryl Sutter breeds rabbits up in the Yukon.  :tongue:

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Posted
33 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Darryl Sutter breeds rabbits up in the Yukon.  :tongue:

Well that's extremely interesting, thank you for coming along on the show tonight Luke Richardson. :cool:

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43 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Well that's extremely interesting, thank you for coming along on the show tonight Luke Richardson. :cool:

I'd split his nostrils open with a boat hook, I think.  :angry:

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Posted
2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

I'd split his nostrils open with a boat hook, I think.  :angry:

Mr Gumby's remarkable views have sparked off a wave of controversy amongst his fellow historians. :rush:

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Posted
20 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Mr Gumby's remarkable views have sparked off a wave of controversy amongst his fellow historians. :rush:

KNICKERS 1914   :blink: 

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Posted
36 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

KNICKERS 1914   :blink: 

Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street? With me now is Professor Blackhawk of The University of Chicago.

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street? With me now is Professor Blackhawk of The University of Chicago.

Over here, Hughie.  :wave:

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Posted
1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Over here, Hughie.  :wave:

Oh, come on in. Excuse me not shaking hands, I've just been putting a bit of lard on the cat's boil. :eh: :cat:

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Posted
19 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh, come on in. Excuse me not shaking hands, I've just been putting a bit of lard on the cat's boil. :eh: :cat:

He's slipped away. :rose: There was nothing we could do, Mervyn. If we have had the whole Philharmonic Orchestra in there, he'd still have gone. 

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