IbanezJem Posted January 11, 2023 Author Share Posted January 11, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: He's slipped away. There was nothing we could do, Mervyn. If we have had the whole Philharmonic Orchestra in there, he'd still have gone. Apparently your symphony was written for tympani and organ. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 41 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Apparently your symphony was written for tympani and organ. We're having a terrible time with them bleeding rats. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 11, 2023 Author Share Posted January 11, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: We're having a terrible time with them bleeding rats. There goes a brave man. Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 18 hours ago, IbanezJem said: There goes a brave man. Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. I've got to try and reach New World Women in an hour or so and I'm doing it by laying back on Roll the Bones so I'm guttering and laying back at the same time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 12, 2023 Author Share Posted January 12, 2023 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I've got to try and reach New World Women in an hour or so and I'm doing it by laying back on Roll the Bones so I'm guttering and laying back at the same time. There goes the bell! Robert moves to the middle of the ring there, he's looking for an opening, going for the handhold... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 19 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: There goes the bell! Robert moves to the middle of the ring there, he's looking for an opening, going for the handhold... Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 12, 2023 Author Share Posted January 12, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw. Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 33 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache. It is incredible, isn't it, that in these days when man can walk on the moon and work out the most complicated hire purchase agreements, I still get these terrible headaches. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 12, 2023 Author Share Posted January 12, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: It is incredible, isn't it, that in these days when man can walk on the moon and work out the most complicated hire purchase agreements, I still get these terrible headaches. But what do we really know of this tortured ponce? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: But what do we really know of this tortured ponce? His real name is: ARTHUR JACKSON, 32 MILTON AVENUE, HOUNSLOW, MIDDLESEX. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 13 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: His real name is: ARTHUR JACKSON, 32 MILTON AVENUE, HOUNSLOW, MIDDLESEX. He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called...Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called...Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks. She's got a huge bottom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: She's got a huge bottom. Look, would you mind running long for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 37 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Look, would you mind running long for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. See Miss Evans pursued by the woman-eating roll top writing desk no. 73. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: See Miss Evans pursued by the woman-eating roll top writing desk no. 73. It's the legendary Desk Beast of AAAUUUGGGHHHHHH!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 44 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It's the legendary Desk Beast of AAAUUUGGGHHHHHH!!! Now, a short scene from a play by Harold Splinter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Now, a short scene from a play by Harold Splinter. A smashing scene with some lovely acting, in which Ibanez discovers a vital clue... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 17 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: A smashing scene with some lovely acting, in which Ibanez discovers a vital clue... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! There is a brown paper bag he has found on the premises. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! There is a brown paper bag he has found on the premises. And the Grail -- the Grail is there? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 13, 2023 Author Share Posted January 13, 2023 52 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And the Grail -- the Grail is there? We understand a man is now helping police with their enquiries. And that is the end of the news. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: We understand a man is now helping police with their enquiries. And that is the end of the news. Let's ask the man in the street what he thinks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Let's ask the man in the street what he thinks. I would put a tax on all people who stand in water... ...Oh! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 14, 2023 Author Share Posted January 14, 2023 12 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I would put a tax on all people who stand in water... ...Oh! Oh bloody hell. Well we'd better give ourselves up then. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh bloody hell. Well we'd better give ourselves up then. That rabbit's dynamite. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 14, 2023 Author Share Posted January 14, 2023 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: That rabbit's dynamite. Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionery? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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