blackhawkrush Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: How do you know so much about cycling? That's not Picasso - that's Kandinsky. He's German! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 2 Author Share Posted January 2 19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: That's not Picasso - that's Kandinsky. He's German! You're quite right, old cock. There has been a mistake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 6 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You're quite right, old cock. There has been a mistake. Vocative plural of 'annus' is... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 2 Author Share Posted January 2 7 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Vocative plural of 'annus' is... I thought it was the continental version. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I thought it was the continental version. Switch him off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 2 Author Share Posted January 2 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Switch him off. Splunge. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Splunge. Dreadful 'tinny' sort of word. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 2 Author Share Posted January 2 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Dreadful 'tinny' sort of word. Oh. Ah. I see. Er, excuse me, could you show us the dog kennels, please, hm? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh. Ah. I see. Er, excuse me, could you show us the dog kennels, please, hm? OK, give me another meatball and I'll tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 3 Author Share Posted January 3 23 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: OK, give me another meatball and I'll tell you. Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. It's a 'Mr. Death' or something. He's come about the reaping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 3 Author Share Posted January 3 50 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: It's a 'Mr. Death' or something. He's come about the reaping. It couldn't have come at a worse time. There's school fees for the two boys coming up, and the wife's treatment costing more now ... I don't know where the money's coming from as it is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: It couldn't have come at a worse time. There's school fees for the two boys coming up, and the wife's treatment costing more now ... I don't know where the money's coming from as it is. Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 4 Author Share Posted January 4 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. You wouldn't rather forget all about it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You wouldn't rather forget all about it? Aye, you'd better have your pound back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 4 Author Share Posted January 4 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Aye, you'd better have your pound back. Ah! I have only a 50p. Do you have change? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 16 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Ah! I have only a 50p. Do you have change? All you bring us is lupins. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 4 Author Share Posted January 4 41 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: All you bring us is lupins. So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 15 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea. The situation was complicated by the imminent arrival of the monsoon storms. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 4 Author Share Posted January 4 57 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The situation was complicated by the imminent arrival of the monsoon storms. You're right. This isn't a lifeboat at all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: You're right. This isn't a lifeboat at all. It's wonderful! It's put ballooning right back on the map. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 4 Author Share Posted January 4 6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: It's wonderful! It's put ballooning right back on the map. You wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you? Ha ha. I said, you wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: You wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you? Ha ha. I said, you wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you? "Welcome to Russian 42nd International Clambake" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 4 Author Share Posted January 4 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: "Welcome to Russian 42nd International Clambake" That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines in here. The head waiter will be along to abuse you in a few moments, and now if you'll excuse me I have to go and commit suicide. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines in here. The head waiter will be along to abuse you in a few moments, and now if you'll excuse me I have to go and commit suicide. Well, things is pretty bad there at the moment, but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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