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14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I was interested in the possibility...of purchasing one of your...can I ask who you thought I was?   :geddy:

Bradshaw - Inspector Elizabeth Bradshaw, of the Special Branch Speech Day Squad. :wave:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Bradshaw - Inspector Elizabeth Bradshaw, of the Special Branch Speech Day Squad. :wave:

And this is Sergeant Maddox. :whipgirl:

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Posted
17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

And this is Sergeant Maddox. :whipgirl:

Yes, we met in the Turkish bath yesterday. :hug2:

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Posted
3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes, we met in the Turkish bath yesterday. :hug2:

Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum.  :bounce:

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Posted
23 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum.  :bounce:

Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage? :confused:

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Posted
3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage? :confused:

Eurrrrghhh! That's not fish.  :nuts:

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Posted
20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Eurrrrghhh! That's not fish.  :nuts:

:puke: I'd rather eat Johnson, sir!

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Posted
2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Ibanez! Never...kill a customer. :wagfinger:

Here you are Omkami, thank you. Hello, Mr. Akwekwe.  :fistbump:

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9 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Ah good morning. I'm Bounder of Adventure. :knight:

Twelve days and nights he rode. Through rain and storm. Through wind and snow beyond the enchanted waterfall, through the elfin glades until he reached his goal. :popcorn:

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4 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Twelve days and nights he rode. Through rain and storm. Through wind and snow beyond the enchanted waterfall, through the elfin glades until he reached his goal. :popcorn:

 

You got my note! You've come to rescue me! :clap:

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39 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

You got my note! You've come to rescue me! :clap:

No. Never seen him before in my life. :no:  Oh , yes, yes he's the one. He done it. I'd recognize him anywhere, sorry, super. :blush:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

No. Never seen him before in my life. :no:  Oh , yes, yes he's the one. He done it. I'd recognize him anywhere, sorry, super. :blush:

   :rolleyes:   Constable, you scream. Somebody shoots you... 

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24 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

   :rolleyes:   Constable, you scream. Somebody shoots you... 

Tables seem to have turned, old chap, let's see how you like a bit of your own medicine, eh? Come on, Fritz, now tell us - tell us about... :scared:

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17 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Tables seem to have turned, old chap, let's see how you like a bit of your own medicine, eh? Come on, Fritz, now tell us - tell us about... :scared:

I've forgotten. I'm sorry. My mind was wandering. I've had a terrible day. I really have.  :eh:  

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15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I've forgotten. I'm sorry. My mind was wandering. I've had a terrible day. I really have.  :eh:  

Now, what is it meant to be? I've got to tell them something. .. is it a Flemish merchant? :joker:

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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Now, what is it meant to be? I've got to tell them something. .. is it a Flemish merchant? :joker:

Oh yes. That's the one that ate my Mary.  :fistscrying:

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Posted
1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh yes. That's the one that ate my Mary.  :fistscrying:

:unsure: I've got three of 'em down by the bin, and the dustmen won't touch 'em!

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:unsure: I've got three of 'em down by the bin, and the dustmen won't touch 'em!

However, a neighbor told us where they were. :blast: :fistbump:

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Posted
50 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

However, a neighbor told us where they were. :blast: :fistbump:

Because of the unsuitability of the scene, TRF will be replacing it with a scene from a repeat of 'Gardening Club' from 1958. :rose:

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Posted
3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Because of the unsuitability of the scene, TRF will be replacing it with a scene from a repeat of 'Gardening Club' from 1958. :rose:

Don't you like it? Well, it's not much of a subject, is it?  :rose: :rose: Be fair.  

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Posted
46 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Don't you like it? Well, it's not much of a subject, is it?  :rose: :rose: Be fair.  

If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother. :huh:

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Posted
3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother. :huh:

   :confused:   To my mind, Simon was within the box and the referee had no option whatsoever but to send him off.  

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