You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Ha! Right! Cardinal, give the rack give the rack a turn.

Ah, it's the sex, is it? Yes, what's the sex problem?  

[IbanezJem]

9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Ah, it's the sex, is it? Yes, what's the sex problem?  

 Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

36 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

 Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?

 

Discipline?...Naked?...With a melon???

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Discipline?...Naked?...With a melon???

I'm not surprised you didn't get that. It was in fact a trick question... 

[IbanezJem]

24 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I'm not surprised you didn't get that. It was in fact a trick question... 

Now although we believe, theoretically, in ending guaranteed farm prices, we also believe in the need for a corresponding import levy to maintain consumer prices at a realistic level. 

[blackhawkrush]

4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Now although we believe, theoretically, in ending guaranteed farm prices, we also believe in the need for a corresponding import levy to maintain consumer prices at a realistic level. 

Mowers that have a central circular blade are relatively inexpensive! Still in the region of nine to ten milion pounds.  

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Mowers that have a central circular blade are relatively inexpensive! Still in the region of nine to ten milion pounds.  

 

I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!

If you can wait till Saturday, I'm expecting a divvy from the South Side Chicago Building Society.     

[IbanezJem]

13 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

If you can wait till Saturday, I'm expecting a divvy from the South Side Chicago Building Society.     

Very well then, Robert Scum, you have won tonight's star prize, the blow on the head. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

35 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Very well then, Robert Scum, you have won tonight's star prize, the blow on the head. 

 

Is this because he took out one of those silly cards? Typical of him!

[IbanezJem]

44 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Is this because he took out one of those silly cards? Typical of him!

Well, if that's how you treat your poor old mother in the autumn years of her life, all I can say is, 'Go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care.' I might have known it would... all young people are interested in nowadays. I don't know what the world's coming to. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, if that's how you treat your poor old mother in the autumn years of her life, all I can say is, 'Go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care.' I might have known it would... all young people are interested in nowadays. I don't know what the world's coming to. 

      I used to strike myself on the head repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning. 

[IbanezJem]

11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

      I used to strike myself on the head repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning. 

Very well, signor. But I play only for you... and your beautiful companion. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Very well, signor. But I play only for you... and your beautiful companion. 

 

And what is the name of your...ravishing wife? Wait, don't tell me....it's something to do with moonlight. It goes with her eyes.

[IbanezJem]

16 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

And what is the name of your...ravishing wife? Wait, don't tell me....it's something to do with moonlight. It goes with her eyes.

Uh, Mrs. Twolumps. Um, could we have two cups of coffee, please. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Uh, Mrs. Twolumps. Um, could we have two cups of coffee, please. 

And gannet on a stick. 

[IbanezJem]

12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

And gannet on a stick. 

Ohh, it's not as simple as that, blackhawk. God knows all! He'd see through such a cheap trick. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Ohh, it's not as simple as that, blackhawk. God knows all! He'd see through such a cheap trick. 

Would it help to confuse    if we run away more? 

[IbanezJem]

3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Would it help to confuse    if we run away more? 

I've just been told that has requested a plane ticket for Budapest! So he's definitely getting warmer. So we'll be back again in just a few years.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

I've just been told that has requested a plane ticket for Budapest! So he's definitely getting warmer. So we'll be back again in just a few years.

Zivojinovic is a Russian scientist who is passing information to the Russians. 

[IbanezJem]

33 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Zivojinovic is a Russian scientist who is passing information to the Russians. 

 Well how about this, sir: 'Bum Biters'.

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

2 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

 Well how about this, sir: 'Bum Biters'.

 

See Ensign Blackhawk's frank adult death struggle with the spine-chilling giant electric penguin!

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

See Ensign Blackhawk's frank adult death struggle with the spine-chilling giant electric penguin!

Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.    

[IbanezJem]

18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.    

Well, now, not going to bush the doctor about the beat too long. I'm going to come to point the straight immediately. 

[blackhawkrush]

4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, now, not going to bush the doctor about the beat too long. I'm going to come to point the straight immediately. 

Are you still running the GDBDMDB?  Jolly good.