IbanezJem Posted December 29, 2022 Author Share Posted December 29, 2022 14 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: To my mind, Simon was within the box and the referee had no option whatsoever but to send him off. Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me the pound? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well do you have to do that, couldn't you just give me the pound? You'd better take the bloody lupins too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 29, 2022 Author Share Posted December 29, 2022 41 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You'd better take the bloody lupins too. No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up... oh, I'm so bleeding happy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up... oh, I'm so bleeding happy. It's Queen Victoria just ahead of Queen Victoria and Queen Victoria in third place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 29, 2022 Author Share Posted December 29, 2022 25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: It's Queen Victoria just ahead of Queen Victoria and Queen Victoria in third place. At the post it's the wash basin from WC then sofa, hat stand, standard lamp and lastly Joanna Southcott's box. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: At the post it's the wash basin from WC then sofa, hat stand, standard lamp and lastly Joanna Southcott's box. And there's a great roar here as the referee raises the arm of the new Champion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 29, 2022 Author Share Posted December 29, 2022 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: And there's a great roar here as the referee raises the arm of the new Champion. A lot of people have asked us why we don't use fly spray. Well, where's the sport in that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: A lot of people have asked us why we don't use fly spray. Well, where's the sport in that? Give the rack...a turn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 30, 2022 Author Share Posted December 30, 2022 11 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Give the rack...a turn. Wicked. It'll be worse when we join the Common Market. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 6 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Wicked. It'll be worse when we join the Common Market. Together we will maintain a positive, and mutually beneficial alliance in world trade. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 30, 2022 Author Share Posted December 30, 2022 24 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Together we will maintain a positive, and mutually beneficial alliance in world trade. Now, the duty-free trolley is over there, there's some lovely drop scones and there's duty-free broccoli and there's fresh eccles cakes. You're allowed two hundred each on the plane. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Now, the duty-free trolley is over there, there's some lovely drop scones and there's duty-free broccoli and there's fresh eccles cakes. You're allowed two hundred each on the plane. Thank you, pretty lady. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 30, 2022 Author Share Posted December 30, 2022 22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Thank you, pretty lady. Incidentally my sister Madge will be playing the plucky little springbok pioneer Christian Barnard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 7 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Incidentally my sister Madge will be playing the plucky little springbok pioneer Christian Barnard. Look you crumb bum. I don't get a million dollars to act out of a trench. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 31, 2022 Author Share Posted December 31, 2022 17 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Look you crumb bum. I don't get a million dollars to act out of a trench. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. Yeah well keep digging lad, keep digging. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 6 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yeah well keep digging lad, keep digging. What have you discovered in the excavations at El Ara? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 1, 2023 Author Share Posted January 1, 2023 11 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: What have you discovered in the excavations at El Ara? Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir. Oh well, in that case you'd have the South East Area Manager round here like a shot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 1, 2023 Author Share Posted January 1, 2023 27 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh well, in that case you'd have the South East Area Manager round here like a shot. But don't you see, I came here to find a new job, a new life, a new meaning to my existence. Can't you help me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: But don't you see, I came here to find a new job, a new life, a new meaning to my existence. Can't you help me? Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 1, 2023 Author Share Posted January 1, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week. No, no, no, no. Er, have you got a parrot? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, no, no, no. Er, have you got a parrot? I'll have a look, sir....nnnnnnnnnnnno. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 1, 2023 Author Share Posted January 1, 2023 26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'll have a look, sir....nnnnnnnnnnnno. Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please. Oh, I can explain everything, my darling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 2, 2023 Author Share Posted January 2, 2023 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, I can explain everything, my darling. How do you know so much about cycling? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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