JohnnyBlaze Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 when the power goes out, i go out to the patio to pee so I don't have to flush the toilet and run the well pump. pooing requires a trip to mcdonalds about 2 miles away. What do you do if you have diarrhea and the power goes out? Do you keep driving to McDonald's? Also, if it's summer and hot & humid and the powers out, wouldn't the smell of your patio piss slowly linger into your house if the right wind catches it? What does your wife and/or kid(s) think of your POPP (short for "Power Outage Patio Pissings")? I've got questions man! A lot of 'em! :hail: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I never get diarrhea because I'm super healthy. :D-13: You also don't drink coffee which clearly helps. I confess that IMHO Tim Horton's is overrated, not in the same overrated ballpark as Starbuck's but I still think it is.It should tell you something that coffee f***s up your system. It's obviously not good for you. Of course. But you know how it is --- everyone has something and too much of anything...Well I eat a load of crap, like tonight ice cream, chocolate, cakes, but none of that seems to effect me. You're confessing that you're inhuman!!! I think I should have put "affect" not "effect". I can't be Black Bolt I talk too much. http://www.writeups.org/wp-content/uploads/Black-Bolt-Marvel-Inhumans-h3.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I never get diarrhea because I'm super healthy. :D-13: You also don't drink coffee which clearly helps. I confess that IMHO Tim Horton's is overrated, not in the same overrated ballpark as Starbuck's but I still think it is.It should tell you something that coffee f***s up your system. It's obviously not good for you. Of course. But you know how it is --- everyone has something and too much of anything...Well I eat a load of crap, like tonight ice cream, chocolate, cakes, but none of that seems to effect me. You're confessing that you're inhuman!!! I think I should have put "affect" not "effect". I can't be Black Bolt I talk too much. http://www.writeups.org/wp-content/uploads/Black-Bolt-Marvel-Inhumans-h3.jpgThat might happen if I fart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I hate the Rush fandom so I joined The Cure fandom ❤❤I'll miss you...not really. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I just started listening to Rush seven months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I think 90% of you are jerks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I'm into adult breastfeeding. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I hate Presto and HYF. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I voted for Deez Nutz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 In the summer of 1981 at Camp No-Be-Bo-Sco I repeatedly pooped in the urinal. Yes, I'm the Phantom Pooper. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 1990, Michele gave me roses and a balloon for Valentine's Day, later that night I promptly gave them to Joan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I'm really a Chevy guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I feel people who never saw Star Wars and brag about it should be labeled a hate group. They offend me. :( 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I hate Presto and HYF.You're not deaf after all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I thought Earl lived high on cocaine 24/7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Of JohnRogers' posts on this page, I believe all of them are 100% true except the one about hating Presto and HYF. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Of JohnRogers' posts on this page, I believe all of them are 100% true except the one about hating Presto and HYF.That one should be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I think spending a night w/ ORFie cruising around in a '72 340 Duster, going to Pizza Hut and hitting on the chicks at the register would be a blast Caress Of Steel on 8 track, of courseYou so better pick up me on Anderson Ave in Cliffside Park. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I thought Earl lived high on cocaine 24/7. Earl IS cocaine. If cocaine could type, it'd type like Earl. Cocaine would also stand in the front row of ACCEPT concerts thirty-three times a year. At those gigs, cocaine would scream "f**k yeah!" the whole time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Of JohnRogers' posts on this page, I believe all of them are 100% true except the one about hating Presto and HYF.That one should be true. I'm sure it's true but I was forcing myself to be wrong about one of them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Of JohnRogers' posts on this page, I believe all of them are 100% true except the one about hating Presto and HYF.One other is untrue, blueschica knows which one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I think spending a night w/ ORFie cruising around in a '72 340 Duster, going to Pizza Hut and hitting on the chicks at the register would be a blast Caress Of Steel on 8 track, of courseYou so better pick up me on Anderson Ave in Cliffside Park. I just had the image of Lucas driving with one hand on the wheel and the other hanging outside the door. ORF is riding shotgun with pizza sauce at the corners of his mouth and with some that dropped on his t-shirt. You're in the backseat chomping on a cigar and counting the number of condoms you have crammed into your wallet. Earl is next to you offering everyone coke lines but nobody's sure if he's being serious or not. Fountain of Lamneth just came on. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I'm really good at arm wrestling. And because I'm pretty skinny it makes it look even better because people look at me and think they can beat me easily. I'm equally good with the right hand even though I'm left handed which can often be used to fool people too. "Oh I'll take you on with my right hand if you want..." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Of JohnRogers' posts on this page, I believe all of them are 100% true except the one about hating Presto and HYF.One other is untrue, blueschica knows which one.Yeah I do; but I'm sworn to never tell about public lice, phantom poop and deez nuts. . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I think spending a night w/ ORFie cruising around in a '72 340 Duster, going to Pizza Hut and hitting on the chicks at the register would be a blast Caress Of Steel on 8 track, of courseYou so better pick up me on Anderson Ave in Cliffside Park. I just had the image of Lucas driving with one hand on the wheel and the other hanging outside the door. ORF is riding shotgun with pizza sauce at the corners of his mouth and with some that dropped on his t-shirt. You're in the backseat chomping on a cigar and counting the number of condoms you have crammed into your wallet. Earl is next to you offering everyone coke lines but nobody's sure if he's being serious or not. Fountain of Lamneth just came on.Earl and Lucas seem like the kind of guys who if they ever team up will end up in a real life Stephen King small town horror situation... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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