x1yyz Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 I was listening to an album I love earlier today when it hit me - music is like sex! When it's good it's pretty darned great and very satisfying, and then you want to go back for more. But also like sex, when it's bad it's pretty awful, and you'd rather be doing/listening to something else. This is the song that put the analogy into my head: Like good lovemaking, it starts off slow to get you in the mood. It gradually gets faster and more intense, and then by the ~6:00 point it's going so hard and fast and you are thoroughly immersed in the music! You don't want it to ever end, but boom!, at 7:35 it climaxes, and then neatly finishes up leaving you completely satisfied. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 If music is like sex, then yesterday I spent the day at a reunion with my old flames. I had an hour drive listening to the Sirius channel "First Wave" and it was one eargasm after another. Talking Heads, Pretenders, Smiths, Cure, REM, La's, Kajagoogoo, Men At Work, the Beat... I needed a cigarette at the end of it all. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 If I can't listen to music, I just have to make do playing my own guitar 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 If I can't listen to music, I just have to make do playing my own guitar If I can't have sex i just have to make do playing my own organ. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 If music is like sex, then yesterday I spent the day at a reunion with my old flames. I had an hour drive listening to the Sirius channel "First Wave" and it was one eargasm after another. Talking Heads, Pretenders, Smiths, Cure, REM, La's, Kajagoogoo, Men At Work, the Beat... I needed a cigarette at the end of it all. I have often felt like this about music! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 But with sex, any love is good love, so I take what I can get. As far as music goes, sometimes I listen to talk radio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verena Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Listening lots of music and bands, Rush included of course. Eargasms are pure, brilliant and refreshing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemiBeers Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 My sex is like a FM radio pop song. 3 1/2 minutes and it's over. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezer Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Got a much much more music albums than lovers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Around the age of 8 or 9, things took a pretty dramatic change with music when I heard Donna Summer sing Love To Love You Baby :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket ignites Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 I like good music about sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Listening to Hemispheres is like Tantric sex. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 If I can't listen to music, I just have to make do playing my own guitar If I can't have sex i just have to make do playing my own organ.*opens the door, walks in, stops dead, slowly backs up, closes the door* :o 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 SEX!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 I've been deaf for several years now....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 If I can't listen to music, I just have to make do playing my own guitar If I can't have sex i just have to make do playing my own organ.*opens the door, walks in, stops dead, slowly backs up, closes the door* :o Scaredy cat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 If I can't listen to music, I just have to make do playing my own guitar If I can't have sex i just have to make do playing my own organ.*opens the door, walks in, stops dead, slowly backs up, closes the door* :oYeah. You don't want to walk in on a guy when he's playing with his instrument 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 If I can't listen to music, I just have to make do playing my own guitar If I can't have sex i just have to make do playing my own organ.*opens the door, walks in, stops dead, slowly backs up, closes the door* :o Scaredy cat. That made me laugh! :P 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 If I can't listen to music, I just have to make do playing my own guitar If I can't have sex i just have to make do playing my own organ.*opens the door, walks in, stops dead, slowly backs up, closes the door* :oYeah. You don't want to walk in on a guy when he's playing with his instrument Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 "All right, babyYou see what I got here in my handsI got it right in my handsJust for you, babyI think I'm gonna yank on it one timeLook out!"- T. Nugent, "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" Another set of lyrics I found on line had the fifth line as "I think I am gonna yank, on a wonton" - not even kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 I like good music about sex.I like to listen to good music while having sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relayer2112 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 If music was like sex, my iPod wouldn't work anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 I've been deaf for several years now.......So no listening to music for you anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 I've been deaf for several years now.......So no listening to music for you anymore.No something that's for sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 I've been deaf for several years now.......So no listening to music for you anymore.No something that's for sure!You're too old anyway, your joints can't take it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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