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Judas Priest -- Sin After Sin

73 has knocked himself out and so he is the winner and he goes on next week to meet himself in the final!

I'm not dead!

Ladies and gentlemen, to read the nominations for the Light Entertainment Award, the remains of the late Sir 73 Waddle.

I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat.

None of this 'Pussycat' nonsense?

Fetchez la vache!

Bonjour...et maintenant...comme d'habitude, au sujet du Le Marche Redmayne.

Yes. I used to work in the Academie Francaise, but it didn't do me any good at all, and I once worked in the library in the Prado in Madrid, but it didn't teach me nothing, I recall.

No, no, can't stop. Just passing by, actually. Just dropped in to tell you there's been a walk-out in the Impressionists.

Well, don't leave him hanging around outside, darling. Ask him in.

If you're having canapes, as I showed you last week, or an outdoor barbecue, then the thing to do is set fire to all houses in the street. This will stir up anti-communist hatred and LABT and your neighbors will be right with you as you organize counter-revolutionary terror. So you see, if you act promptly enough, any left-wing uprising can be dealt with by the end of the party.

And now over to me. Exclusively on the programme today we have the LABT, who has just returned from the bitter fighting in the Gulf of Amman. He's going to tell us about canoeing.

Give him another twenty seconds.

treeduck is the Musical and Artistic Director of Covent Garden. He is himself a talented musician, he is a world famous authority on nineteenth-century Russian music and he's come into the studio tonight to talk about Tchaikovsky.

Right, sir. I'll get you a senior assistant...

Well, I was sitting in the public library in Lakeside Park just now, skimming through "Ghost Rider" by NeilPeart, and I suddenly came over all peckish.

Look at that lovely bookshop just across the road there, they've got a much better selection than we've got, probably at ridiculously low prices, just across the road there.

Telling figures indeed! But what does that mean to the man in the street?

...or Shrill Petrol with the new additive GLC 9424075. After 6 p.m., 9424047.

Tigers however do not relish the peach. The peach assailant should be attacked with a crocodile.

Judas Priest -- Stained Class

Stained Class -- Judas Priest

Bolts better bring your oxygen tanks, the altitude sneaks up on you in the 3rd period.

Actually TNT ended up doing a better job on the Wednesday night games than I expected and they did a decent job on the Western Conference too. They had Kenny Albert, Darren Pang and Keith Jones which makes up a bit with Olcyzk. It was kind of a mixed bag with Liam McHugh and Anson Carter coming from NBC and putting them with Rick Tocchet and Biz Nasty. Gretzky seemed like a fish out of water, just like Messier and Chelios on ESPN. Great players but not as good as commentators. Tocchet always seemed like he wanted to be anywhere else but there and gave Bissonette the stink eye a lot. All I can say is thank god for the mute button, sometimes I just had to tune them out. Thankfully I got to see a lot of great games. Looking forward to a great series. GO AVS!

Rust in Peace - Megadeth

He'll always be Mr. Bookman to me. RIP; thanks for the work!

He goes down to the public library, he sees a few signs up, comes home all full of good intentions.He gives blood, he does cold research, all that sort of thing.

Get Your Wings -- Aerosmith

Use your own, you great poofy poonagger.

I Robot 2112 Relayer

This times 1000000. It's time for Gen-X to take their (OUR) place of leaderhship. Enough of these f***ing boomers and their yesterday's world view. On all sides of the table.

From your lips to God's ears! We can only hope. Must be someone capable out there.

Two literally pathological liars.

From the Archives—new stuff on the Rush Backstage Club for the spoiled pensioners lurking here. The cheapest thing is another release of the Fin Costello photos triptych, followed by a framed McNaughten peart photo w/stage used drumstick, and finally the big kahuna is a framed photo from R40 with a band autographed plaque, full sets of stage used strings and a stage used drumstick. Only 10 of the latter and 4 of the framed sticks. Not sure how many more triptychs they did this time. Items range from $5k for the triptych to $9500 for the strings/stick. Not for me, but maybe there’s a filthy rich superfan on here who’d be interested.

Just like Hoffman, he collaborated with another 3 named guy, Paul Thomas Anderson. Which reminds me, I still need to see the only PTA movie I have yet to see, Hard Eight. Good thing it's on my Showtime subscription. Gotta admit, I'm hesitant to see it because I really cannot stand Gwyneth Paltrow.

Metal Gods -- Judas Priest

Good small role in Midnight Run. Say hi to Grodin and Farina for us. "Drink a glass of milk. Do some f*cking thing!"

Why don't you sell proper food? Yeah, not those rich imperialist tit-bits.

Personally, I'm waiting for Alex to sell his stage used Barbie Dolls.

One of many great actors who never get the lead roles, yet make their performances and characters unforgettable.

How about one potato, two potato, sir?

Oh, come come, don't play games with me my Lord of Buckingham.

Get the new Pooh-Pooh machine - completely authentic sound. Hours of amusement.

The next sketch starts after some silly noises.

Your Grace? Perhaps we should postpone the visit?

That's what I said. Such a bloody whack the diddle fa di la, fo di la, lo do di ... do di do, rum fum.

...ask the man in the street what he thinks.