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#61 GhostGirl

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 02:47 PM

QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 30 2005, 02:37 PM)
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.


here's to talking about the size of our ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well...okay...but, this could take a while.

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#62 sullysue

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 02:54 PM

QUOTE (kyracat @ Jun 30 2005, 02:18 PM)
Men are like

.....bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

  laugh.gif This is my favorite!

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 03:51 PM

Screw all of that!~!!  Rush women rule!!!!!!!!!!!  Ya'll are great.  Now I shall leave your forum and cause havik somewhere else...

#64 DonnaWanna

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Posted 04 July 2005 - 02:54 PM

OK
I dont mind doin his laundry at all  no.gif
Its just i refuse to stick my hand into the stinky rolled up Dirty sock to wash it!  mad.gif
Why is it so hard for em to remember to  UNroll the sock  and THEN put it in the hamper ( lil reminder...Hamper is NOT the floor!)
I toss the rolled up dirty socks to the side and wont wash em..then hes surprized when he has no socks to wear  wacko.gif



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Posted 05 July 2005 - 03:58 PM

My husband...

*  Thought you could make a 2-quart package of Kool-Aid using 1 quart of water and leaving the sugar out.

*  Was admiring a friend's LA Gear shoes and thought they were cool because they were imported.  (Another friend looked at him and said, very dryly "Yeah, we're thinking of making California a state any day now...")

*  Got upset when I asked him to reseed the lawn because he didn't want to have to dig that many holes

*  Spent about 3 hours one night trying to figure out what was wrong with his computer, then excitedly announced he'd narrowed it down to being either a software or a hardware problem.



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Posted 05 July 2005 - 04:58 PM

QUOTE (LerxstLady @ Jul 5 2005, 04:58 PM)
My husband...

*  Thought you could make a 2-quart package of Kool-Aid using 1 quart of water and leaving the sugar out.

*  Was admiring a friend's LA Gear shoes and thought they were cool because they were imported.  (Another friend looked at him and said, very dryly "Yeah, we're thinking of making California a state any day now...")

*  Got upset when I asked him to reseed the lawn because he didn't want to have to dig that many holes

*  Spent about 3 hours one night trying to figure out what was wrong with his computer, then excitedly announced he'd narrowed it down to being either a software or a hardware problem.

classic......




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Posted 05 July 2005 - 05:12 PM

Aren't they cute, though?  laugh.gif

My favorite bone-headed remark by my hubby was:
"I can play drums every bit as good as Neil Pert. I had a dream about it last light!"


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Posted 05 July 2005 - 05:29 PM

this one time...one of the 1st few dinners My ex had with my family
(Dad,Mom & my brother)
So we're all there havin our salad and my dad was there sayin how most of the stuff he grew in his garden..
So my Ex is eating an sayin how fresh everythin is and tasty ...then he spears a slice of Pepperoni on his fork and says .." This is REALLY tasty stuff..Do u grow this is ur garden also?"  wacko.gif Unfortunatly he WASNT jokin..Oman i felt sooo embarrassed when he asked that  laugh.gif
my whole family looked up with these faces on like...WTF?!?
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have to add my ex at that time was a big time drinker...(runs in his family)
So he had on a lil buzz at dinner that nite  wacko.gif

hes been outta my life for 4 yrs now and me and my family still laff bout that dinner  

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Posted 05 July 2005 - 07:00 PM

QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Jun 8 2005, 01:49 PM)
QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jun 5 2005, 07:23 PM)
Ok dont want everyone to think this is for man bashing ohmy.gif
just a few lil chuckles we can add here an there about them  wink.gif 





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NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1:   How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
                Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Class 2:   The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
                Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 to 2:00 PM. 

Class 3:    Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding
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                Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
                (Note: this class meets at O'Malley's Brew Pub on 16th Street)

Class 4:   Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
                Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
                Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5:   After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?
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I think I failed ALL them classes

As for: Men!, Can we live with them or without them? Without men, there would be no Geddy (Gary) Lee (Weinrib) GeddyFinal.gif  Alex (Zivojinovich) Lifeson AlexFinal.gif or Neil Peart NeilFinal.gif wink.gif So yes, you need men or youll be twiddling your thumbs. Imagine that? No Rush concerts.

Hello, new to the "ladies room", nice to know women who like Rush. Anyway, concerning your list, I actually do pretty good, let's see: Class 1: OK, we have an auto icemaker, but I have filled trays before (just forgot to put them in the freezer). Class 2: I change the roll frequently, after all, it's there for everyone. Class 3: I've been trying to get my wife to RAISE the seat when she's through. (That's gonna take some time) Class 4: I do @ 75% of our household laundry (seriously) Class 5: I do @ 75% of the cooking and dishes in our house. (seriously) Class 6: My wife loses stuff for me, (so I don't have to) Class 7: See # 6. Class 8: I'm a little slack here. Class 9: I used to be a Truck Driver (US & Canada), so directions are a must. Class 10: I need Xanax if she drives. Anywhere. Class 11: No problem here! Class 12:  Don't mind shopping (as long as she lets me assist in the dressing room). They'll never let us back in JCPenny's. Class 13 : I remember everyone else's, just not mine. Class 14: See Class 5. So I'm only a lightyear or two from being the perfect husband (will someone please tell my wife?) cool.gif  

#70 DonnaWanna

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Posted 06 July 2005 - 09:20 PM

Indys back in KY for a lil visit with his family.
Hes been gone since yesterday and will be back by this weekend.
But this Apt is so lonley and quiet without him here  sad.gif
As much as i bitch bout him and the things he does that drives me insane
I love em with all my heart and miss him terribly  heart.gif


Wheres that Fastforward button to my life?  confused13.gif  unsure.gif





Cripes sorry bout this...draggin my personal life back into the posts  oops.gif  scared.gif  

Edited by DonnaWanna, 06 July 2005 - 09:22 PM.


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Posted 06 July 2005 - 09:32 PM

QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jul 6 2005, 09:20 PM)
Cripes sorry bout this...draggin my personal life back into the posts  oops.gif  scared.gif

Drag away, my friend, drag away  smile.gif  

#72 Steel Rat

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Posted 06 July 2005 - 10:31 PM

I quote one of my friends (A girl):

"Boys are so uncivilized."

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#73 LerxstLady

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Posted 07 July 2005 - 12:19 AM

Tonight's "Really!  He HAS a brain!  I swear!" update:

He was going to make a hot fudge sundae by heating up the hot fudge in the microwave AFTER putting it on the ice cream....

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Posted 08 July 2005 - 03:20 PM

QUOTE (LerxstLady @ Jul 7 2005, 12:19 AM)
Tonight's "Really!  He HAS a brain!  I swear!" update:

He was going to make a hot fudge sundae by heating up the hot fudge in the microwave AFTER putting it on the ice cream....

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Posted 08 July 2005 - 03:36 PM

Dude,  

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Posted 09 July 2005 - 02:34 AM

I do have to give him his props.  The last few days, I've been having some EXCRUCIATING pain in my leg (I've only been able to sleep for about 7 hours in the last 2 days and that has to be sitting up since I can't put my leg on any kind of a surface), and he has been waiting on me hand and foot, doing EVERYTHING he can to try and help me be more comfortable.  He may be a royal airhead, but his heart is certainly in the right place.

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Posted 12 July 2005 - 12:45 PM

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#78 sullysue

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Posted 12 July 2005 - 12:47 PM

QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Jul 12 2005, 12:45 PM)
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It would certainly be more comfy that the sh** they have us wearing now!  wacko.gif




Nice one Barney!  rofl3.gif  

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Posted 12 July 2005 - 01:03 PM

QUOTE (sullysue @ Jul 12 2005, 12:47 PM)
QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Jul 12 2005, 12:45 PM)
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It would certainly be more comfy that the sh** they have us wearing now!  wacko.gif




Nice one Barney!  rofl3.gif

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Posted 12 July 2005 - 02:17 PM

QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Jul 12 2005, 01:45 PM)
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Good One!  I agree, probably more comfy than the sling-shots we have to wear  wink.gif  




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