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It took three million years of evolution for myself to become this way. only a woman could see how it was all totally wrong!! smile.gif

 

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Is it REALLY that hard for a guy to rinse the sink out after they shave???

I mean whats it take awhole 10 secs to do this??

Indy shaves in the shower also sometimes ( nooo not his legs!! his face...no wise cracks from the peanut gallery laugh.gif )

so i get in the shower after him and the walls are covered with his stubble he shaved off

AGAIN... IS it REALLY that hard for em to take the HAND held shower head down and rinse the shower down.!!!

Or does he think the shower cleaning fairies will come and clean up his mess confused13.gif

I tell him..." Im NOT ur Mom or ur Wife....Clean up after urself!!!!! mad.gif

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QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 29 2005, 10:08 PM)
QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jun 29 2005, 07:52 PM)

Or does he think the shower cleaning fairies will come and clean up his mess  confused13.gif

How do I score some of these?? laugh.gif

Bang Zooom~ mad.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wink.gif laugh.gif ur sucha Man

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QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jun 29 2005, 11:40 PM)
QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 29 2005, 10:08 PM)
QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jun 29 2005, 07:52 PM)

Or does he think the shower cleaning fairies will come and clean up his mess  confused13.gif

How do I score some of these?? laugh.gif

Bang Zooom~ mad.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wink.gif laugh.gif ur sucha Man

Uh Oh I'd better see a doctor about that....Right Away Too ohmy.gif

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QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 30 2005, 08:46 AM)
QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jun 29 2005, 11:40 PM)
QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 29 2005, 10:08 PM)
QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jun 29 2005, 07:52 PM)

Or does he think the shower cleaning fairies will come and clean up his mess  confused13.gif

How do I score some of these?? laugh.gif

Bang Zooom~ mad.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wink.gif laugh.gif ur sucha Man

Uh Oh I'd better see a doctor about that....Right Away Too ohmy.gif

doh.gif rofl3.gif rofl3.gif icon_really_happy_guy.gif

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Men are like.

 

 

* Men are like...Weather...Nothing can be done to

change them.

 

* Men are like...Blenders...You need One, but you're

not quite sure why.

 

* Men are like.Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they

usually head right for your hips.

 

* Men are like...Commercials...You can't believe a word

they say.

 

* Men are like...Department Stores. Their clothes are

always 1/2 off.

 

* Men are like...Government Bonds...They take soooooooo

long to mature.

 

* Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first

sign of emotion.

 

* Men are like...Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only

for a little while.

 

* Men are like...Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not

very bright.

 

* Men are like...Parking Spots...All the good ones are

taken, the rest are handicapped.

 

 

 

Men are like......

 

.....placemats

they only show up when there's food on the table.

 

.....bike helmets

they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

 

.....copiers

you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

 

.....bank accounts

without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

 

.....high heels

they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

 

.....curling irons

they're always hot and always in your hair.

 

.....mini skirts

if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

 

.....handguns

keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

 

 

 

 

Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male

 

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

 

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

 

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

 

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

 

6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

 

5. The best part of having one is the games you can play.

 

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

 

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

 

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

 

1. Size does matter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Girl Poem

A poem for us...

 

I shave my legs,

I sit down to pee.

And I can justify

any shopping spree.

 

Don't go to a barber,

but a beauty salon.

I can get a massage

without a hard-on.

 

I can balance the checkbook,

I can pump my own gas.

Can talk to my friends,

about the size of my ass.

 

My beauty's a masterpiece,

and yes, it takes long.

At least I can admit,

to others when I'm wrong.

 

I don't drive in circles,

at any cost.

And I don't have a problem,

admitting I'm lost.

 

I never forget,

an important date.

You just gotta deal with it,

I'm usually late.

 

I don't watch movies,

with lots of gore.

Don't need instant replay,

to remember the score.

 

I won't lose my hair,

I don't get jock itch.

And just cause I'm assertive,

Don't call me a bitch.

 

Don't say to your friends,

Oh yeah, I can get her.

In your dreams, my dear,

I can do better!

 

Flowers are okay,

But jewelry's best.

Look at me you idiot...

Not at my chest????

 

I don't have a problem,

With expressing my feelings.

I know when you're lying,

You look at the ceiling.

 

DON'T call me a GIRL,

a BABE or a CHICK.

I am a WOMAN.

Get it, you DICK!?!

 

 

 

 

 

*just wanted to add her two sence in.*

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Can talk to my friends,

about the size of my ass.

 

 

here's to talking about the size of our ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 30 2005, 02:37 PM)
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.


here's to talking about the size of our ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well...okay...but, this could take a while.

 

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OK

I dont mind doin his laundry at all no.gif

Its just i refuse to stick my hand into the stinky rolled up Dirty sock to wash it! mad.gif

Why is it so hard for em to remember to UNroll the sock and THEN put it in the hamper ( lil reminder...Hamper is NOT the floor!)

I toss the rolled up dirty socks to the side and wont wash em..then hes surprized when he has no socks to wear wacko.gif

 

 

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My husband...

 

* Thought you could make a 2-quart package of Kool-Aid using 1 quart of water and leaving the sugar out.

 

* Was admiring a friend's LA Gear shoes and thought they were cool because they were imported. (Another friend looked at him and said, very dryly "Yeah, we're thinking of making California a state any day now...")

 

* Got upset when I asked him to reseed the lawn because he didn't want to have to dig that many holes

 

* Spent about 3 hours one night trying to figure out what was wrong with his computer, then excitedly announced he'd narrowed it down to being either a software or a hardware problem.

 

 

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QUOTE (LerxstLady @ Jul 5 2005, 04:58 PM)
My husband...

* Thought you could make a 2-quart package of Kool-Aid using 1 quart of water and leaving the sugar out.

* Was admiring a friend's LA Gear shoes and thought they were cool because they were imported. (Another friend looked at him and said, very dryly "Yeah, we're thinking of making California a state any day now...")

* Got upset when I asked him to reseed the lawn because he didn't want to have to dig that many holes

* Spent about 3 hours one night trying to figure out what was wrong with his computer, then excitedly announced he'd narrowed it down to being either a software or a hardware problem.

classic......

 

 

 

 

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this one time...one of the 1st few dinners My ex had with my family

(Dad,Mom & my brother)

So we're all there havin our salad and my dad was there sayin how most of the stuff he grew in his garden..

So my Ex is eating an sayin how fresh everythin is and tasty ...then he spears a slice of Pepperoni on his fork and says .." This is REALLY tasty stuff..Do u grow this is ur garden also?" wacko.gif Unfortunatly he WASNT jokin..Oman i felt sooo embarrassed when he asked that laugh.gif

my whole family looked up with these faces on like...WTF?!?

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have to add my ex at that time was a big time drinker...(runs in his family)

So he had on a lil buzz at dinner that nite wacko.gif

 

hes been outta my life for 4 yrs now and me and my family still laff bout that dinner

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Indys back in KY for a lil visit with his family.

Hes been gone since yesterday and will be back by this weekend.

But this Apt is so lonley and quiet without him here sad.gif

As much as i bitch bout him and the things he does that drives me insane

I love em with all my heart and miss him terribly heart.gif

 

 

Wheres that Fastforward button to my life? confused13.gif unsure.gif

 

 

 

 

 

Cripes sorry bout this...draggin my personal life back into the posts oops.gif scared.gif

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I quote one of my friends (A girl):

 

"Boys are so uncivilized."

 

tongue.gif Agreed.

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Tonight's "Really! He HAS a brain! I swear!" update:

 

He was going to make a hot fudge sundae by heating up the hot fudge in the microwave AFTER putting it on the ice cream....

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QUOTE (LerxstLady @ Jul 7 2005, 12:19 AM)
Tonight's "Really! He HAS a brain! I swear!" update:

He was going to make a hot fudge sundae by heating up the hot fudge in the microwave AFTER putting it on the ice cream....

laugh.gif rofl3.gif laugh.gif

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