sullysue Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Jun 20 2005, 12:26 PM) QUOTE (Earthshine @ Jun 18 2005, 12:59 AM)Men rule. What's the matter with YOU, olla sudden?!? ??? ??? I was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 QUOTE (Digital Man @ Jun 20 2005, 12:25 PM) Can't live with us, can't shoot us (Unless you live in certain parts of the south) Oh, you men are the exception Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wmsb72673 Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 It took three million years of evolution for myself to become this way. only a woman could see how it was all totally wrong!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 Is it REALLY that hard for a guy to rinse the sink out after they shave??? I mean whats it take awhole 10 secs to do this?? Indy shaves in the shower also sometimes ( nooo not his legs!! his face...no wise cracks from the peanut gallery ) so i get in the shower after him and the walls are covered with his stubble he shaved off AGAIN... IS it REALLY that hard for em to take the HAND held shower head down and rinse the shower down.!!! Or does he think the shower cleaning fairies will come and clean up his mess I tell him..." Im NOT ur Mom or ur Wife....Clean up after urself!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundog Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jun 29 2005, 07:52 PM) Or does he think the shower cleaning fairies will come and clean up his mess How do I score some of these?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 29 2005, 10:08 PM) QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jun 29 2005, 07:52 PM) Or does he think the shower cleaning fairies will come and clean up his mess How do I score some of these?? Bang Zooom~ ur sucha Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundog Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jun 29 2005, 11:40 PM) QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 29 2005, 10:08 PM) QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jun 29 2005, 07:52 PM) Or does he think the shower cleaning fairies will come and clean up his mess How do I score some of these?? Bang Zooom~ ur sucha Man Uh Oh I'd better see a doctor about that....Right Away Too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 30 2005, 08:46 AM) QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jun 29 2005, 11:40 PM) QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 29 2005, 10:08 PM) QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jun 29 2005, 07:52 PM) Or does he think the shower cleaning fairies will come and clean up his mess How do I score some of these?? Bang Zooom~ ur sucha Man Uh Oh I'd better see a doctor about that....Right Away Too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyracat Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 (edited) Men are like. * Men are like...Weather...Nothing can be done to change them. * Men are like...Blenders...You need One, but you're not quite sure why. * Men are like.Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. * Men are like...Commercials...You can't believe a word they say. * Men are like...Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off. * Men are like...Government Bonds...They take soooooooo long to mature. * Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. * Men are like...Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while. * Men are like...Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not very bright. * Men are like...Parking Spots...All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Men are like...... .....placemats they only show up when there's food on the table. .....bike helmets they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. .....copiers you need them in reproduction but that's about it. .....bank accounts without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. .....high heels they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. .....curling irons they're always hot and always in your hair. .....mini skirts if your not careful they'll creep up your legs. .....handguns keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it. Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 5. The best part of having one is the games you can play. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 3. The lights are on but nobody's home. 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night. 1. Size does matter. Girl Poem A poem for us... I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? I don't have a problem, With expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL, a BABE or a CHICK. I am a WOMAN. Get it, you DICK!?! *just wanted to add her two sence in.* Edited June 30, 2005 by kyracat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. here's to talking about the size of our ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 30 2005, 02:37 PM) Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. here's to talking about the size of our ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well...okay...but, this could take a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 QUOTE (kyracat @ Jun 30 2005, 02:18 PM) Men are like .....bike helmets they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. This is my favorite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Screw all of that!~!! Rush women rule!!!!!!!!!!! Ya'll are great. Now I shall leave your forum and cause havik somewhere else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 OK I dont mind doin his laundry at all Its just i refuse to stick my hand into the stinky rolled up Dirty sock to wash it! Why is it so hard for em to remember to UNroll the sock and THEN put it in the hamper ( lil reminder...Hamper is NOT the floor!) I toss the rolled up dirty socks to the side and wont wash em..then hes surprized when he has no socks to wear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LerxstLady Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 My husband... * Thought you could make a 2-quart package of Kool-Aid using 1 quart of water and leaving the sugar out. * Was admiring a friend's LA Gear shoes and thought they were cool because they were imported. (Another friend looked at him and said, very dryly "Yeah, we're thinking of making California a state any day now...") * Got upset when I asked him to reseed the lawn because he didn't want to have to dig that many holes * Spent about 3 hours one night trying to figure out what was wrong with his computer, then excitedly announced he'd narrowed it down to being either a software or a hardware problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 QUOTE (LerxstLady @ Jul 5 2005, 04:58 PM) My husband... * Thought you could make a 2-quart package of Kool-Aid using 1 quart of water and leaving the sugar out. * Was admiring a friend's LA Gear shoes and thought they were cool because they were imported. (Another friend looked at him and said, very dryly "Yeah, we're thinking of making California a state any day now...") * Got upset when I asked him to reseed the lawn because he didn't want to have to dig that many holes * Spent about 3 hours one night trying to figure out what was wrong with his computer, then excitedly announced he'd narrowed it down to being either a software or a hardware problem. classic...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Aren't they cute, though? My favorite bone-headed remark by my hubby was: "I can play drums every bit as good as Neil Pert. I had a dream about it last light!" whatevah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted July 5, 2005 Author Share Posted July 5, 2005 this one time...one of the 1st few dinners My ex had with my family (Dad,Mom & my brother) So we're all there havin our salad and my dad was there sayin how most of the stuff he grew in his garden.. So my Ex is eating an sayin how fresh everythin is and tasty ...then he spears a slice of Pepperoni on his fork and says .." This is REALLY tasty stuff..Do u grow this is ur garden also?" Unfortunatly he WASNT jokin..Oman i felt sooo embarrassed when he asked that my whole family looked up with these faces on like...WTF?!? have to add my ex at that time was a big time drinker...(runs in his family) So he had on a lil buzz at dinner that nite hes been outta my life for 4 yrs now and me and my family still laff bout that dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cla2112 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted July 7, 2005 Author Share Posted July 7, 2005 (edited) Indys back in KY for a lil visit with his family. Hes been gone since yesterday and will be back by this weekend. But this Apt is so lonley and quiet without him here As much as i bitch bout him and the things he does that drives me insane I love em with all my heart and miss him terribly Wheres that Fastforward button to my life? Cripes sorry bout this...draggin my personal life back into the posts Edited July 7, 2005 by DonnaWanna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trance Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jul 6 2005, 09:20 PM) Cripes sorry bout this...draggin my personal life back into the posts Drag away, my friend, drag away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Rat Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 I quote one of my friends (A girl): "Boys are so uncivilized." Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LerxstLady Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 Tonight's "Really! He HAS a brain! I swear!" update: He was going to make a hot fudge sundae by heating up the hot fudge in the microwave AFTER putting it on the ice cream.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Rat Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 QUOTE (LerxstLady @ Jul 7 2005, 12:19 AM) Tonight's "Really! He HAS a brain! I swear!" update: He was going to make a hot fudge sundae by heating up the hot fudge in the microwave AFTER putting it on the ice cream.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeofThePlace Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Dude, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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