JohnRogers Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 I never have to wear a mask while worshiping Zelix. 1 1
Babycat Posted July 31, 2021 Posted July 31, 2021 I believe Zelix cured my erectial disfunction. I won't ask... 1
JohnRogers Posted August 4, 2021 Posted August 4, 2021 I just realized I didn't need to get vaccinated, I have Zelix in my soul. 1 1
JohnRogers Posted March 19, 2022 Posted March 19, 2022 Well Lorraine, we had some good times. You’ll now bask in the warmth and light of Zelix in perpetuity. ;) RIP, friend. 2
Mr. Not Posted March 19, 2022 Posted March 19, 2022 lorraine was cool, zelix however? no comment... 1
Mr. Not Posted March 19, 2022 Posted March 19, 2022 Well Lorraine, we had some good times. You’ll now bask in the warmth and light of Zelix in perpetuity. ;) RIP, friend. i looked into it just now, kind of regret missing those threads - it would have been nice to give her a farewell. i should be more aware of what's going on while on here. 1
JohnRogers Posted April 1, 2022 Posted April 1, 2022 Well Lorraine, we had some good times. You’ll now bask in the warmth and light of Zelix in perpetuity. ;) RIP, friend. i looked into it just now, kind of regret missing those threads - it would have been nice to give her a farewell. i should be more aware of what's going on while on here.Nah, you got to do what you want. TRF should never feel like work. Unless you're the slumlord that owns the place.
JohnRogers Posted November 27, 2022 Posted November 27, 2022 New variant, flu, RSVP...we need Zelix now more THAN EVER! 3
ozzy85 Posted January 11, 2023 Posted January 11, 2023 Zelix restores my leather car seats like new. 1 1
JohnRogers Posted January 11, 2023 Posted January 11, 2023 13 hours ago, ozzy85 said: Zelix restores my leather car seats like new. Leather car seats is a metaphor for spirit, faith, soul? 1
JohnRogers Posted January 11, 2023 Posted January 11, 2023 2 hours ago, grep said: Who is this Zelix and where can I find him? I believe Zelix’s pronoun is zee. Zelix is everywhere. Zelix is like an energy field manifested by all living things. Zelix surrounds us and penetrates* us. Zelix binds the galaxy together. *hmmmm, penetrate... 1
Babycat Posted September 15, 2023 Posted September 15, 2023 On 8/10/2023 at 9:22 PM, JohnRogers said: Aw man, it's just Babycat. Wha.....? 1
JohnRogers Posted September 15, 2023 Posted September 15, 2023 Zelix, please end the auto strike in Detroit. In Zelix name I pray. 1
Zelix Posted October 1, 2024 Author Posted October 1, 2024 Rejoice followers. For I have not forsaken you. Nacchi be praised! 1
JohnRogers Posted October 1, 2024 Posted October 1, 2024 12 minutes ago, Zelix said: Rejoice followers. For I have not forsaken you. Nacchi be praised! Zelix has returned! The longshoreman dock strike will be brief! Zelix will ensure the flow of life saving goods! In Zelix name. 1
grep Posted October 1, 2024 Posted October 1, 2024 I, for one, welcome our new Zelix overlord. I think so anyway. 2
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