vaportrailer Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Hymn to Zelix: "Zelix down by the riverbed - Oooh!Zelix layin' down by me - Oooh!Zelix came into me." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 http://helix.eecs.harvard.edu/images/thumb/b/b3/Helix.jpeg/400px-Helix.jpeg http://resources.wimpmusic.com/images/80e28b8f/70b1/491b/b5ac/fbbc77601056/640x640.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Did you know... ...that Zelix is unable to lick? ...that ORF is the Anti-Zelix? ...that JohnRogers is merely a clever anagram of "Shorn Ogre J"? ...that Kenny Loggins once pooped a perfect replica of Zelix, but his wife-at-the-time was allergic to graven images? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 I should expect these things on Halloween I guess. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 I should expect these things on Halloween I guess. Kenny Loggins smirks at your pagan celebration! http://earbuds.popdose.com/therobsmith/loggins_2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 And well Kenny should. :dweez: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Did you know that Kenny Loggins met his wife-at-the-time during a colonic irrigation session? True story! Did you know that they wrote a book together? True story! Did you know that the book is absolutely terrible? And that their marriage ended just as it was published? True story! For more true Kenny Loggins stories, please consult: And of course, "Return to Pooh Corner": 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 From the Book of Kenny: "Colon therapist?" I said to myself. "How old can this girl be? She looks all of 16, maybe 18. But she sure is sweet."Although I was nervous at first, I quickly relaxed into the program and found myself telling her all sorts of personal things.The hour flew by, and even thought I can't say I noticed much abut the physical effect of the colonic, I did notice something else.(p. 27-28) Awww! "What the hell is on that plate?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Has he been in yet? *looking hopeful* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 looks like he's lying on that plate a couple of posts above this one...in a pond of anal irrigation fluid.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 It's a big complicated world out there. With people who really need Zelix. I have lit the Zelix candles in hope he comes soon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 (edited) If I start an anniversary thread for him, it may lure him in. Edited December 9, 2019 by Lorraine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Wait, Xelix is Santa now? http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/120715/thenug-7smaA1jIhe.jpg"Thanks, Kenny! Loved your book by the way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 In the spirit of the season: 2:09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Babycat Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Takes a brave person to dress their cat up - if I tried that with mine, I wouldn't come out of it alive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Zelix will come! Joy and peace! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Out of your BUTT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Out of your BUTT? :( 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Well, John, he seems to live 'up there' in your life, ya know? He's posted 78 times, and NO WHERE does he give ANY HINT of his so-called Solid Gold Awesomeness. Why Deify him? Can you tell me that? Are you trying to 'build another Jesus'? And Here [on supposedly] Jesus's birthday.What is your play? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 We waited. We watched and prayed and you never came! Zelix, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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