JohnRogers Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 I never have to wear a mask while worshiping Zelix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 I believe Zelix cured my erectial disfunction. I won't ask... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 I just realized I didn't need to get vaccinated, I have Zelix in my soul. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Zelix, I think the world needs you now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Not Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 (zelix kinda sucks) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Who would Zelix mask? Who would Zelix vax? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Well Lorraine, we had some good times. You’ll now bask in the warmth and light of Zelix in perpetuity. ;) RIP, friend. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Not Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 lorraine was cool, zelix however? no comment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Not Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Well Lorraine, we had some good times. You’ll now bask in the warmth and light of Zelix in perpetuity. ;) RIP, friend. i looked into it just now, kind of regret missing those threads - it would have been nice to give her a farewell. i should be more aware of what's going on while on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Well Lorraine, we had some good times. You’ll now bask in the warmth and light of Zelix in perpetuity. ;) RIP, friend. i looked into it just now, kind of regret missing those threads - it would have been nice to give her a farewell. i should be more aware of what's going on while on here.Nah, you got to do what you want. TRF should never feel like work. Unless you're the slumlord that owns the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 New variant, flu, RSVP...we need Zelix now more THAN EVER! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Zelix! Where are you, for Pete's sake?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzy85 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Zelix restores my leather car seats like new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grep Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Who is this Zelix and where can I find him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 13 hours ago, ozzy85 said: Zelix restores my leather car seats like new. Leather car seats is a metaphor for spirit, faith, soul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 2 hours ago, grep said: Who is this Zelix and where can I find him? I believe Zelix’s pronoun is zee. Zelix is everywhere. Zelix is like an energy field manifested by all living things. Zelix surrounds us and penetrates* us. Zelix binds the galaxy together. *hmmmm, penetrate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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