Lorraine Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Did Zelix kick the bucket? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Did Zelix kick the bucket?My dryer kicked the bucket. Where was Zelix to help with the laundry? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Did Zelix kick the bucket?My dryer kicked the bucket. Where was Zelix to help with the laundry?One of my whiskers broke. Where was Zelix to stick it back on? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Did Zelix kick the bucket?My dryer kicked the bucket. Where was Zelix to help with the laundry?One of my whiskers broke. Where was Zelix to stick it back on? John was probably taking a nap...you see, when John is unconcious, Zelix has no god-like powers...or ever for that matter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Did Zelix kick the bucket?My dryer kicked the bucket. Where was Zelix to help with the laundry?One of my whiskers broke. Where was Zelix to stick it back on? John was probably taking a nap...you see, when John is unconcious, Zelix has no god-like powers...or ever for that matter... What about my poor little whisker...? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Did Zelix kick the bucket?My dryer kicked the bucket. Where was Zelix to help with the laundry?One of my whiskers broke. Where was Zelix to stick it back on? John was probably taking a nap...you see, when John is unconcious, Zelix has no god-like powers...or ever for that matter... What about my poor little whisker...? It's just one of those things that happens to kitties, hon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 The weather was absolutely beautiful today. I had a great time boating and holding my wife’s hand as we strolled the streets of Manhattan. Truly these are the daily miracles Zelix provides. All things are possible through Zelix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Did Zelix kick the bucket?My dryer kicked the bucket. Where was Zelix to help with the laundry?One of my whiskers broke. Where was Zelix to stick it back on? John was probably taking a nap...you see, when John is unconcious, Zelix has no god-like powers...or ever for that matter... What about my poor little whisker...? It's just one of those things that happens to kitties, hon. Will it grow back..? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Did Zelix kick the bucket?My dryer kicked the bucket. Where was Zelix to help with the laundry?One of my whiskers broke. Where was Zelix to stick it back on? John was probably taking a nap...you see, when John is unconcious, Zelix has no god-like powers...or ever for that matter... What about my poor little whisker...? It's just one of those things that happens to kitties, hon. Will it grow back..? They always have on all the cats I've owned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Did Zelix kick the bucket?My dryer kicked the bucket. Where was Zelix to help with the laundry?One of my whiskers broke. Where was Zelix to stick it back on? John was probably taking a nap...you see, when John is unconcious, Zelix has no god-like powers...or ever for that matter... What about my poor little whisker...? It's just one of those things that happens to kitties, hon. Will it grow back..? They always have on all the cats I've owned! :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 (edited) I lost the lotto again. What do you have to say for yourself, PAL????!!!!! :fuckinputer: :sarcastic: Edited June 10, 2019 by Lorraine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Did Zelix kick the bucket?My dryer kicked the bucket. Where was Zelix to help with the laundry? Go down to the border and grab one of those illegals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 (edited) Did Zelix kick the bucket?My dryer kicked the bucket. Where was Zelix to help with the laundry?One of my whiskers broke. Where was Zelix to stick it back on? John was probably taking a nap...you see, when John is unconcious, Zelix has no god-like powers...or ever for that matter... What about my poor little whisker...? It's just one of those things that happens to kitties, hon. Will it grow back..? They always have on all the cats I've owned! :) It grew back! :yay: :yay: :yay: Edited June 12, 2019 by Babycat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Did Zelix kick the bucket?My dryer kicked the bucket. Where was Zelix to help with the laundry?One of my whiskers broke. Where was Zelix to stick it back on? John was probably taking a nap...you see, when John is unconcious, Zelix has no god-like powers...or ever for that matter... What about my poor little whisker...? It's just one of those things that happens to kitties, hon. Will it grow back..? They always have on all the cats I've owned! :) It grew back! :yay: :yay: :yay:Zelix is truly wonderful! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Did Zelix kick the bucket?My dryer kicked the bucket. Where was Zelix to help with the laundry?One of my whiskers broke. Where was Zelix to stick it back on? John was probably taking a nap...you see, when John is unconcious, Zelix has no god-like powers...or ever for that matter... What about my poor little whisker...? It's just one of those things that happens to kitties, hon. Will it grow back..? They always have on all the cats I've owned! :) It grew back! :yay: :yay: :yay:Zelix is truly wonderful! Yeah, it's too bad he had NOTHING TO DO with babycat's whisker growing backl Cat's own metabolism has been causing that for millenia before Zelix was even BORN. Too Bad for your non existant deity, John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 (edited) Our Zelix,who art in cyberspace,awesome is thy name! Edited June 13, 2019 by Lorraine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Did Zelix kick the bucket?My dryer kicked the bucket. Where was Zelix to help with the laundry?One of my whiskers broke. Where was Zelix to stick it back on? John was probably taking a nap...you see, when John is unconcious, Zelix has no god-like powers...or ever for that matter... What about my poor little whisker...? It's just one of those things that happens to kitties, hon. Will it grow back..? They always have on all the cats I've owned! :) It grew back! :yay: :yay: :yay:Zelix is truly wonderful! Yeah, it's too bad he had NOTHING TO DO with babycat's whisker growing backl Cat's own metabolism has been causing that for millenia before Zelix was even BORN. Too Bad for your non existant deity, John. It was ORFie's belief that made my whisker grow back! Praise ORFie! :notworthy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Did Zelix kick the bucket?My dryer kicked the bucket. Where was Zelix to help with the laundry?One of my whiskers broke. Where was Zelix to stick it back on? John was probably taking a nap...you see, when John is unconcious, Zelix has no god-like powers...or ever for that matter... What about my poor little whisker...? It's just one of those things that happens to kitties, hon. Will it grow back..? They always have on all the cats I've owned! :) It grew back! :yay: :yay: :yay:Zelix is truly wonderful! Yeah, it's too bad he had NOTHING TO DO with babycat's whisker growing backl Cat's own metabolism has been causing that for millenia before Zelix was even BORN. Too Bad for your non existant deity, John. It was ORFie's belief that made my whisker grow back! Praise ORFie! :notworthy: Thanks Babycat! I FINALLY 'GOT IT'! It's what people BELIEVE. But I STILL don't believe in Zelix. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Did Zelix kick the bucket?My dryer kicked the bucket. Where was Zelix to help with the laundry?One of my whiskers broke. Where was Zelix to stick it back on? John was probably taking a nap...you see, when John is unconcious, Zelix has no god-like powers...or ever for that matter... What about my poor little whisker...? It's just one of those things that happens to kitties, hon. Will it grow back..? They always have on all the cats I've owned! :) It grew back! :yay: :yay: :yay:Zelix is truly wonderful! Yeah, it's too bad he had NOTHING TO DO with babycat's whisker growing backl Cat's own metabolism has been causing that for millenia before Zelix was even BORN. Too Bad for your non existant deity, John. It was ORFie's belief that made my whisker grow back! Praise ORFie! :notworthy: Thanks Babycat! I FINALLY 'GOT IT'! It's what people BELIEVE. But I STILL don't believe in Zelix. Thank you, Babycat! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OldRUSHfan Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Z e l i x ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 :sigh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 I saw a child blow off three fingers tonight after lighting an M80. A few minutes later a Nissan GTR pulled up, a well dressed young Korean man stepped out. He hugged the child, rubbed kimchi on the child’ forehead then left as he came. Behold all of the child’s fingers were intact. Blessed be Zelix. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 (edited) Edited July 5, 2019 by Lorraine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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