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How a woman as beautiful as my wife wakes up next to this every morning and doesn't go running for the door.

You probably don't drive a jacked up pick up....... :coy:
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What puzzles me?

 

Women. Why are you all so beautiful and at the same time DARN HARD TO MAKE SENSE OF!!

 

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How a Rush fan could hate "The Garden".

 

:wtf:

 

That puzzles me too.

 

Who could hate The Garden?

 

Is it even possible?

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the obsessive interest in 'celebrities' like Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber, etc....

 

This times a billion.

 

Kim Kardashian is one of the few women who I would propose to even if she kicked me in the groin.

 

HOT HOT HOT HOT

 

I would even go deaf just so I could look at her without having to listen to her whine.

 

I would absolutely love to...well...I plan on having kids someday!!

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How a Rush fan could hate "The Garden".

 

:wtf:

 

That puzzles me too.

 

Who could hate The Garden?

 

Is it even possible?

 

It's more than possible. It's a reality.

 

You hate it?

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How a Rush fan could hate "The Garden".

 

:wtf:

 

Even Half The World has better lyrics than The Garden. And don't even get me started on Red Lenses!

 

:madra:

The lyrics to Half the World could have been written by a third grader...The Garden has some of the most beautiful, meaningful, and mature lyrics of any song in the Rush canon.

 

Wait, I figured out why you don't like them.

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How a Rush fan could hate "The Garden".

 

:wtf:

 

Even Half The World has better lyrics than The Garden. And don't even get me started on Red Lenses!

 

:madra:

The lyrics to Half the World could have been written by a third grader...The Garden has some of the most beautiful, meaningful, and mature lyrics of any song in the Rush canon.

 

Wait, I figured out why you don't like them.

 

I lol'd so hard

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How a Rush fan could hate "The Garden".

 

:wtf:

 

Even Half The World has better lyrics than The Garden. And don't even get me started on Red Lenses!

 

:madra:

The lyrics to Half the World could have been written by a third grader...The Garden has some of the most beautiful, meaningful, and mature lyrics of any song in the Rush canon.

 

Wait, I figured out why you don't like them.

 

Oh bullshit!

 

"Half of us are trying

To reach the other half"

 

F*cking brilliant!

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How a Rush fan could hate "The Garden".

 

:wtf:

 

Even Half The World has better lyrics than The Garden. And don't even get me started on Red Lenses!

 

:madra:

The lyrics to Half the World could have been written by a third grader...The Garden has some of the most beautiful, meaningful, and mature lyrics of any song in the Rush canon.

 

Wait, I figured out why you don't like them.

 

Oh bullshit!

 

"Half of us are trying

To reach the other half"

 

F*cking brilliant!

 

Half the world hates

What half the world does every day

Half the world waits

While half gets on with it anyway

 

Half the world lives

Half the world makes

Half the world gives

While the other half takes

 

Half the world is

Half the world was

Half the world thinks

While the other half does

 

Half the world talks

With half a mind on what they say

Half the world walks

With half a mind to run away

 

Half the world lies

Half the world learns

Half the world flies

As half the world turns

 

Half the world cries

Half the world laughs

Half the world tries

To be the other half

 

Half of us divided

Like a torn-up photograph

Half of us are trying

To reach the other half

 

Half the world cares

While half the world is wasting the day

Half the world shares

While half the world is stealing away

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Half the figs make

what half the pigs ate

half the pimps rate

segues booty an hot eight

 

half the chimps feel

the clowns of montreal

half the seals deal

in clubbed cubs and boiled veal

 

 

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Half the figs make

what half the pigs ate

half the pimps rate

segues booty an hot eight

 

half the chimps feel

the clowns of montreal

half the seals deal

in clubbed cubs and boiled veal

Springsteen lyrics?

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Half the figs make

what half the pigs ate

half the pimps rate

segues booty an hot eight

 

half the chimps feel

the clowns of montreal

half the seals deal

in clubbed cubs and boiled veal

Springsteen lyrics?

 

Nawt funneh!

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How a Rush fan could hate "The Garden".

 

:wtf:

 

Even Half The World has better lyrics than The Garden. And don't even get me started on Red Lenses!

 

:madra:

 

Aww, Sheldon, are you seeing red?

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How a Rush fan could hate "The Garden".

 

:wtf:

 

Even Half The World has better lyrics than The Garden. And don't even get me started on Red Lenses!

 

:madra:

 

Aww, Sheldon, are you seeing red?

 

Nah.

 

I don't let intellectual peasants like LABT get me mad.

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How a Rush fan could hate "The Garden".

 

:wtf:

 

Even Half The World has better lyrics than The Garden. And don't even get me started on Red Lenses!

 

:madra:

 

Aww, Sheldon, are you seeing red?

 

Nah.

 

I don't let intellectual peasants like LABT get me mad.

I see your inferiority complex is flaring up again tonight. Better that than your herpes, though, I guess....

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How a Rush fan could hate "The Garden".

 

:wtf:

 

Even Half The World has better lyrics than The Garden. And don't even get me started on Red Lenses!

 

:madra:

 

Aww, Sheldon, are you seeing red?

 

Nah.

 

I don't let intellectual peasants like LABT get me mad.

I see your inferiority complex is flaring up again tonight. Better that than your herpes, though, I guess....

 

One should take better care of his garden

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How a Rush fan could hate "The Garden".

 

:wtf:

 

Even Half The World has better lyrics than The Garden. And don't even get me started on Red Lenses!

 

:madra:

 

Aww, Sheldon, are you seeing red?

 

Nah.

 

I don't let intellectual peasants like LABT get me mad.

I see your inferiority complex is flaring up again tonight. Better that than your herpes, though, I guess....

 

One should take better care of his garden

Nah, then he'd probably have poison ivy flaring up too.

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How a Rush fan could hate "The Garden".

 

:wtf:

 

Even Half The World has better lyrics than The Garden. And don't even get me started on Red Lenses!

 

:madra:

 

Aww, Sheldon, are you seeing red?

 

Nah.

 

I don't let intellectual peasants like LABT get me mad.

I see your inferiority complex is flaring up again tonight. Better that than your herpes, though, I guess....

 

No, my herpes is flaring up, too.

 

:scratchyguy:

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I just always amazes me that some people think having a pet is the same thing as having a baby. It's not.

There's HUGE difference between raising a child and raising an animal that you can leave at home by itself for a day or two

and probably won't live more than ten years and won't be around to visit you in the nursing home

or to support you in any way, shape or form when you can't support yourself.

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I just always amazes me that some people think having a pet is the same thing as having a baby. It's not.

There's HUGE difference between raising a child and raising an animal that you can leave at home by itself for a day or two

and probably won't live more than ten years and won't be around to visit you in the nursing home

or to support you in any way, shape or form when you can't support yourself.

I agree, especially seeing I barely like our cat :LOL:

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It drives me crazy to see cars in a 5 or 10 mile backup when at least 90% of them have smartphones and/or GPS in their cars. When I'm in my truck, sometimes I'm prohibited from taking and alternate route, and I'm just screwed, but I NEVER sit in my car. What's insane, is that most of the interstates parallel previous US highways. When I get off the freeway and jump on the back road, only 1 or 2 trucks and 3 or 4 cars follow me. When I jump back on, people pass me and look up at me like I went through a wormhole. Why have technology if you're not going to act on it?
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Half the world poops

While half the world wipes

Half the world pees

While something that rhymes with wipes.

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Half the world poops

While half the world wipes

Half the world pees

While something that rhymes with wipes.

An improvement on the original lyric.

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