Lost In Xanadu Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 About a 9 on a 10 scale... with long legs straight on up to my lunch pail You don't like Van Halen?
The Analog Grownup Posted March 25, 2014 Author Posted March 25, 2014 Hey guys, I think we need photos of you to illustrate your points! I think it's only fair I take the first beating ;) This is my handsomeness in the morning. And it gets even better as the day advances 3
Slack jaw gaze Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 http://blogs.whatsontv.co.uk/movietalk/wp-content/gallery/elephant-man/elephant-man-free1.jpgI sent you that selfie in confidence, and did not grant you rights to publish my picture. I hate having people jealous of me. How can I ever trust you again? 1
Narps Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 Hey guys, I think we need photos of you to illustrate your points! Here's a scary one from my trip to Florida last weekend. At least Mr. Palmer looks good for his age.....http://s12.postimg.org/wwbyzo6jh/IMAG0640.jpgCareful with the whip because I will likely enjoy it......... :) 3
treeduck Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 About a 9 on a 10 scale... with long legs straight on up to my lunch pail You don't like Van Halen?He fuckking DOES like Van Halen, in fact he loves them more than his own children, but he's offended by the reminder of a Van Hagar song!! http://m0.i.pbase.com/o4/08/854608/1/114942930.vKXX6Tb8.puke.gif 3
hobo73 Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 And when they have white in their beards/hair? ohhhhh MAMA. Quotes like that is why I cheer everytime I find yet another grey hair :D. My family and friends think I'm crazy, but I keep telling them that there are chicks out there who dig it hell yes, there are!! we exist!!! lmaoLOVE it. especially a mostly-white beard with dark hair. oh my. oh yes. ...one time my husband plucked all his white hairs from his beard. I was very upset and told him off hahaha he never did it again!
Principled Man Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 I'm so freaking handsome, I had some fairly hot girl less than half my age hitting on me this past Satuirday night. I. Kid. You. Not. :7up: "My name is Brooke", she said. I'm at this bar with a bunch of friends, and we had just finished a great dinner at the local upper-scale prime rib restaurant. It was a surprise 50th Birthday Party for a buddy of mine. His wife paid for all 13 of us..... :o So after dinner, we're enjoying some tasty beers at a not-so-upper-scale tavern, and we're watching the Wisconsin Badgers earn a great comeback win in the NCAA Tournament..... ...and this girl, all of 24 years, keeps coming on to me, talkin' and a flirtin', and I'm thinking to myself, "Honey, what on Earth are you doing hitting on ME.....??" My group started moving to another part of the bar, and I took advantage of the opportunity. Well, it looks like I'm getting left behind, Brooke, so I gotta go. You're alright, but you're 24 years old. Bye bye..... She took it well. Not much to worry about Brooke, who probably hooked up with some other guy shortly afterwards. I rejoined my group of friends and endured the laughs and taunts for being such a principled man..... :doh: To hell with principles! There should be a special place in Hell for principles.......Dante should'a created a 10th Circle for 'em...... ;)
Ya_Big_Tree Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/squeaktoysneezer/photo_zps744cec89.jpgSubmission from -D-RocK- I'm so lucky! :P 3
Ya_Big_Tree Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 Very. I've been compared to classic Mel GibsonPix?
Principled Man Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 Very. I've been compared to classic Mel Gibson Pix? Warning: He may be referring to the classic "looney ranting while being arrested by the cops" Mel Gibson.... ;) :P
Ya_Big_Tree Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 Very. I've been compared to classic Mel Gibson Pix? Warning: He may be referring to the classic "looney ranting while being arrested by the cops" Mel Gibson.... ;) :PThats hot 4
Lady April Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 (edited) I'm so freaking handsome, I had some fairly hot girl less than half my age hitting on me this past Satuirday night. I. Kid. You. Not. :7up: "My name is Brooke", she said. I'm at this bar with a bunch of friends, and we had just finished a great dinner at the local upper-scale prime rib restaurant. It was a surprise 50th Birthday Party for a buddy of mine. His wife paid for all 13 of us..... :o So after dinner, we're enjoying some tasty beers at a not-so-upper-scale tavern, and we're watching the Wisconsin Badgers earn a great comeback win in the NCAA Tournament..... ...and this girl, all of 24 years, keeps coming on to me, talkin' and a flirtin', and I'm thinking to myself, "Honey, what on Earth are you doing hitting on ME.....??" My group started moving to another part of the bar, and I took advantage of the opportunity. Well, it looks like I'm getting left behind, Brooke, so I gotta go. You're alright, but you're 24 years old. Bye bye..... She took it well. Not much to worry about Brooke, who probably hooked up with some other guy shortly afterwards. I rejoined my group of friends and endured the laughs and taunts for being such a principled man..... :doh: To hell with principles! There should be a special place in Hell for principles.......Dante should'a created a 10th Circle for 'em...... ;)yeah principles suck! Edited March 26, 2014 by Lady April 1
Lady April Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/squeaktoysneezer/photo_zps744cec89.jpgSubmission from -D-RocK- I'm so lucky! :P SEXXXXYYYY BITCH ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: 1
Ya_Big_Tree Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/squeaktoysneezer/photo_zps744cec89.jpgSubmission from -D-RocK- I'm so lucky! :P SEXXXXYYYY BITCH ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:DAYUM STRAIGHT!!!! :LMAO:
-D-RocK- Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/squeaktoysneezer/photo_zps744cec89.jpgSubmission from -D-RocK- I'm so lucky! :P SEXXXXYYYY BITCH ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:DAYUM STRAIGHT!!!! :LMAO: Damn I gotta get those teeth cleaned and straightened out! Other than that, I give myself a 10 baby!! 3
Janie Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/squeaktoysneezer/photo_zps744cec89.jpgSubmission from -D-RocK- I'm so lucky! :P SEXXXXYYYY BITCH ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:DAYUM STRAIGHT!!!! :LMAO:Mmmm yeah, you got competition for that sweet piece of ass girl. 2
Ya_Big_Tree Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 (edited) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/squeaktoysneezer/photo_zps744cec89.jpgSubmission from -D-RocK- I'm so lucky! :P SEXXXXYYYY BITCH ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:DAYUM STRAIGHT!!!! :LMAO:Mmmm yeah, you got competition for that sweet piece of ass girl. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a128/braniffops/orly_owl.jpg Edited March 26, 2014 by Ya_Big_Tree 1
GeddysMullet Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 I'm kinda handsome. I kinda look the same. 1
BasqueNYC Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 I dunno get some chicks in here and look at us,as for me I get "I love your hair" a lot ,with my retarded reply "hmm that's nice but my snicker satisfies" ok I'm a pig
Fordgalaxy Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 Not very but one person who thinks I am is my wife so that's all I need. I'm about as unattractive as Geddy (if you polled 100 women who didn't know who he is or what he does for a living, I contend at least 85 of them would say he's unattractive or very unattractive). 1
default236 Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 I'd say I'm a solid 10/10 on a good day. 8/10 on a not so good day :P
BasqueNYC Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 I'd post a pic but I'm using my shitty iPad so my main pic is the best I can do.........start throwing insults......NOW!
hobo73 Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 Very. I've been compared to classic Mel Gibson Pix? Warning: He may be referring to the classic "looney ranting while being arrested by the cops" Mel Gibson.... ;) :P SUGARTITS!!!!!
BasqueNYC Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 Very. I've been compared to classic Mel Gibson Pix? Warning: He may be referring to the classic "looney ranting while being arrested by the cops" Mel Gibson.... ;) :P SUGARTITS!!!!! Oh man I remember that hearing it slurring the words and shit lol and goes further and says "Are you Jew" and then the classic "what do you think your looking at sugar tits?!?!" Haha f*ckin all slurred ,good lord I laughed so hard when I heard that I nearly spat out my beer."Mad Max wouldn't say that,Martin Riggs wouldn't say that!" 1
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