And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2

[blackhawkrush]

I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpolling activites, sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.

You silly old leg-before-wicket English person. :nya nya:

I'm very pleased to be able to tell you that your flat has been chosen as the venue for the third test against the West Indies. :clap:

Not clicket - clicket...clicketty click...clicket...housey housey...er, bingo!

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. Likes games, eh?

Don't you swear at my wife. Say that once more, I'll smash your bloody face in. One more time, mate. I'll take you to the f**kin' cleaners!

Clearly Blackhawkrush's view is a hostile one.

I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day on page 254, I completely...so sorry. I do beg your pardon. I must sit down.

Take the weight off the feet, eh?

The comfy chair? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0016.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gif

No, we prefer to stand, thank you, colonel. :scared:

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night .

Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step

He's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships. :tsk:

[Your_Lion]

I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpolling activites, sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.

You silly old leg-before-wicket English person. :nya nya:

I'm very pleased to be able to tell you that your flat has been chosen as the venue for the third test against the West Indies. :clap:

Not clicket - clicket...clicketty click...clicket...housey housey...er, bingo!

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. Likes games, eh?

Don't you swear at my wife. Say that once more, I'll smash your bloody face in. One more time, mate. I'll take you to the f**kin' cleaners!

Clearly Blackhawkrush's view is a hostile one.

I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day on page 254, I completely...so sorry. I do beg your pardon. I must sit down.

Take the weight off the feet, eh?

The comfy chair? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0016.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gif

No, we prefer to stand, thank you, colonel. :scared:

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night .

Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step

He's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships. :tsk:

Here; it's the Ark Royal, Doris. Have you got their rock buns ready?

[Citizen of the World]

I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpolling activites, sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.

You silly old leg-before-wicket English person. :nya nya:

I'm very pleased to be able to tell you that your flat has been chosen as the venue for the third test against the West Indies. :clap:

Not clicket - clicket...clicketty click...clicket...housey housey...er, bingo!

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. Likes games, eh?

Don't you swear at my wife. Say that once more, I'll smash your bloody face in. One more time, mate. I'll take you to the f**kin' cleaners!

Clearly Blackhawkrush's view is a hostile one.

I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day on page 254, I completely...so sorry. I do beg your pardon. I must sit down.

Take the weight off the feet, eh?

The comfy chair? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0016.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gif

No, we prefer to stand, thank you, colonel. :scared:

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night .

Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step

He's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships. :tsk:

Here; it's the Ark Royal, Doris. Have you got their rock buns ready?

there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'

[blackhawkrush]

I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpolling activites, sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.

You silly old leg-before-wicket English person. :nya nya:

I'm very pleased to be able to tell you that your flat has been chosen as the venue for the third test against the West Indies. :clap:

Not clicket - clicket...clicketty click...clicket...housey housey...er, bingo!

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. Likes games, eh?

Don't you swear at my wife. Say that once more, I'll smash your bloody face in. One more time, mate. I'll take you to the f**kin' cleaners!

Clearly Blackhawkrush's view is a hostile one.

I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day on page 254, I completely...so sorry. I do beg your pardon. I must sit down.

Take the weight off the feet, eh?

The comfy chair? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0016.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gif

No, we prefer to stand, thank you, colonel. :scared:

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night .

Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step

He's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships. :tsk:

Here; it's the Ark Royal, Doris. Have you got their rock buns ready?

there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'

Well, they certainly seem to be in a TIGHT spot.

[Your_Lion]

I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpolling activites, sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.

You silly old leg-before-wicket English person. :nya nya:

I'm very pleased to be able to tell you that your flat has been chosen as the venue for the third test against the West Indies. :clap:

Not clicket - clicket...clicketty click...clicket...housey housey...er, bingo!

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. Likes games, eh?

Don't you swear at my wife. Say that once more, I'll smash your bloody face in. One more time, mate. I'll take you to the f**kin' cleaners!

Clearly Blackhawkrush's view is a hostile one.

I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day on page 254, I completely...so sorry. I do beg your pardon. I must sit down.

Take the weight off the feet, eh?

The comfy chair? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0016.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gif

No, we prefer to stand, thank you, colonel. :scared:

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night .

Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step

He's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships. :tsk:

Here; it's the Ark Royal, Doris. Have you got their rock buns ready?

there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'

Well, they certainly seem to be in a TIGHT spot.

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling. Edited September 6, 2016 by Your_Lion

[Citizen of the World]

I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpolling activites, sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.

You silly old leg-before-wicket English person. :nya nya:

I'm very pleased to be able to tell you that your flat has been chosen as the venue for the third test against the West Indies. :clap:

Not clicket - clicket...clicketty click...clicket...housey housey...er, bingo!

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. Likes games, eh?

Don't you swear at my wife. Say that once more, I'll smash your bloody face in. One more time, mate. I'll take you to the f**kin' cleaners!

Clearly Blackhawkrush's view is a hostile one.

I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day on page 254, I completely...so sorry. I do beg your pardon. I must sit down.

Take the weight off the feet, eh?

The comfy chair? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0016.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gif

No, we prefer to stand, thank you, colonel. :scared:

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night .

Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step

He's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships. :tsk:

Here; it's the Ark Royal, Doris. Have you got their rock buns ready?

there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'

Well, they certainly seem to be in a TIGHT spot.

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg and fours and let's get the bacon delivered!

[Your_Lion]

I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpolling activites, sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.

You silly old leg-before-wicket English person. :nya nya:

I'm very pleased to be able to tell you that your flat has been chosen as the venue for the third test against the West Indies. :clap:

Not clicket - clicket...clicketty click...clicket...housey housey...er, bingo!

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. Likes games, eh?

Don't you swear at my wife. Say that once more, I'll smash your bloody face in. One more time, mate. I'll take you to the f**kin' cleaners!

Clearly Blackhawkrush's view is a hostile one.

I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day on page 254, I completely...so sorry. I do beg your pardon. I must sit down.

Take the weight off the feet, eh?

The comfy chair? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0016.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gif

No, we prefer to stand, thank you, colonel. :scared:

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night .

Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step

He's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships. :tsk:

Here; it's the Ark Royal, Doris. Have you got their rock buns ready?

there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'

Well, they certainly seem to be in a TIGHT spot.

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg and fours and let's get the bacon delivered!

That's not bacon, that's sirloin, Teddy.

[Jack Aubrey]

BURMA!

[blackhawkrush]

I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpolling activites, sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.

You silly old leg-before-wicket English person. :nya nya:

I'm very pleased to be able to tell you that your flat has been chosen as the venue for the third test against the West Indies. :clap:

Not clicket - clicket...clicketty click...clicket...housey housey...er, bingo!

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. Likes games, eh?

Don't you swear at my wife. Say that once more, I'll smash your bloody face in. One more time, mate. I'll take you to the f**kin' cleaners!

Clearly Blackhawkrush's view is a hostile one.

I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day on page 254, I completely...so sorry. I do beg your pardon. I must sit down.

Take the weight off the feet, eh?

The comfy chair? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0016.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gif

No, we prefer to stand, thank you, colonel. :scared:

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night .

Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step

He's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships. :tsk:

Here; it's the Ark Royal, Doris. Have you got their rock buns ready?

there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'

Well, they certainly seem to be in a TIGHT spot.

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg and fours and let's get the bacon delivered!

That's not bacon, that's sirloin, Teddy.

Look, I hear there's a US ballet organizer round these parts by the name of Teddy Salad. :cheerleader:

[Citizen of the World]

I like a nice dance - you're forced to.

[blackhawkrush]

I like a nice dance - you're forced to.

That's my favorite way of spending a night out.

[Your_Lion]

I like a nice dance - you're forced to.

That's my favorite way of spending a night out.

Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gif

[Citizen of the World]

I like a nice dance - you're forced to.

That's my favorite way of spending a night out.

Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gif

Oh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.

[Your_Lion]

I like a nice dance - you're forced to.

That's my favorite way of spending a night out.

Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gif

Oh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.

Do you get wafers with it?

[Citizen of the World]

I like a nice dance - you're forced to.

That's my favorite way of spending a night out.

Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gif

Oh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.

Do you get wafers with it?

Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little one.

[blackhawkrush]

I like a nice dance - you're forced to.

That's my favorite way of spending a night out.

Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gif

Oh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.

Do you get wafers with it?

Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little one.

But don't take it out in public :tsk: or they will stick you in the dock.

[Jack Aubrey]

There's another dead bishop on the landing.

[Citizen of the World]

I like a nice dance - you're forced to.

That's my favorite way of spending a night out.

Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gif

Oh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.

Do you get wafers with it?

Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little one.

But don't take it out in public :tsk: or they will stick you in the dock.

Mr Blackhawkrush, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offence.

[Your_Lion]

I like a nice dance - you're forced to.

That's my favorite way of spending a night out.

Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gif

Oh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.

Do you get wafers with it?

Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little one.

But don't take it out in public :tsk: or they will stick you in the dock.

Mr Blackhawkrush, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offence.

Call the next deaf-end- http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/8a/32/8a325a29e6c82648977140c89726a2c7.png

[Citizen of the World]

I like a nice dance - you're forced to.

That's my favorite way of spending a night out.

Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gif

Oh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.

Do you get wafers with it?

Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little one.

But don't take it out in public :tsk: or they will stick you in the dock.

Mr Blackhawkrush, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offence.

Call the next deaf-end- http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/8a/32/8a325a29e6c82648977140c89726a2c7.png

Hey! You've got two legs missing! And that's a false feeler

[blackhawkrush]

I like a nice dance - you're forced to.

That's my favorite way of spending a night out.

Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gif

Oh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.

Do you get wafers with it?

Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little one.

But don't take it out in public :tsk: or they will stick you in the dock.

Mr Blackhawkrush, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offence.

Call the next deaf-end- http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/8a/32/8a325a29e6c82648977140c89726a2c7.png

Hey! You've got two legs missing! And that's a false feeler

He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. :clap:

[Your_Lion]

I like a nice dance - you're forced to.

That's my favorite way of spending a night out.

Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gif

Oh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.

Do you get wafers with it?

Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little one.

But don't take it out in public :tsk: or they will stick you in the dock.

Mr Blackhawkrush, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offence.

Call the next deaf-end- http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/8a/32/8a325a29e6c82648977140c89726a2c7.png

Hey! You've got two legs missing! And that's a false feeler

He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. :clap:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

[Citizen of the World]

I like a nice dance - you're forced to.

That's my favorite way of spending a night out.

Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gif

Oh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.

Do you get wafers with it?

Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little one.

But don't take it out in public :tsk: or they will stick you in the dock.

Mr Blackhawkrush, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offence.

Call the next deaf-end- http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/8a/32/8a325a29e6c82648977140c89726a2c7.png

Hey! You've got two legs missing! And that's a false feeler

He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. :clap:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

That was 'The Cherry Orchard' by Anton Chekov adapted for the Rush Forum by putting it onto a piece of wood and banging a few nails through it

[Your_Lion]

I like a nice dance - you're forced to.

That's my favorite way of spending a night out.

Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gif

Oh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.

Do you get wafers with it?

Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little one.

But don't take it out in public :tsk: or they will stick you in the dock.

Mr Blackhawkrush, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offence.

Call the next deaf-end- http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/8a/32/8a325a29e6c82648977140c89726a2c7.png

Hey! You've got two legs missing! And that's a false feeler

He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. :clap:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

That was 'The Cherry Orchard' by Anton Chekov adapted for the Rush Forum by putting it onto a piece of wood and banging a few nails through it

An exiting new American plank, a rainforest and a bucket of sawdust giving their views on teenage violence, and an unusual guest for this forum, a piece of laminated plastic.

[blackhawkrush]

I like a nice dance - you're forced to.

That's my favorite way of spending a night out.

Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gif

Oh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.

Do you get wafers with it?

Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little one.

But don't take it out in public :tsk: or they will stick you in the dock.

Mr Blackhawkrush, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offence.

Call the next deaf-end- http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/8a/32/8a325a29e6c82648977140c89726a2c7.png

Hey! You've got two legs missing! And that's a false feeler

He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. :clap:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

That was 'The Cherry Orchard' by Anton Chekov adapted for the Rush Forum by putting it onto a piece of wood and banging a few nails through it

An exiting new American plank, a rainforest and a bucket of sawdust giving their views on teenage violence, and an unusual guest for this forum, a piece of laminated plastic.

And it's from here we go over there...well we're already here so let's go over there...welcome back. :hi: