And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2

[Citizen of the World]

Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.

I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's life

There's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip.

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean?

Oh I'm sorry, I have a cold

Uhh,... I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.

I abhor the implication that the Rush Forum is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is RIAB who now suffer the largest casualties in this area

roasted with a few French fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...Fred, get some parsnips.

No longer will food be squashed, crushed and damaged, by the ignorance and stupidity of the driver! Whole picnics will be built to withstand the most enormous forces! Snacks will be safer than ever! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0208.gif

So if you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken, so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave.

That was a nasty business back at the restaurant. I thought most places took Barclaycard nowadays.

They take bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.

I used birds' nests, moss and oak leaves round the outside.

Shut up! This is a hold-up, not a botany lesson. :bang bang:

This is a lingerie shop, sir.

Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime.

Oh, right away sport. Right away... you know... I haven't had it for weeks...

This is your moment, Citizen - this is it, Citizen! At last, you're a man!

Citizen! This is for your benefit. Would you kindly wake up? I've no intention of going through this all again.

I used to wake Citizen up with a crowbar on the back of the head. But I recently found that this was too far from his brain and I wasn't getting through to him anymore. So I now wake him up with a steel peg driven into his skull with a mallet.

[Your_Lion]

Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.

I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's life

There's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip.

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean?

Oh I'm sorry, I have a cold

Uhh,... I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.

I abhor the implication that the Rush Forum is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is RIAB who now suffer the largest casualties in this area

roasted with a few French fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...Fred, get some parsnips.

No longer will food be squashed, crushed and damaged, by the ignorance and stupidity of the driver! Whole picnics will be built to withstand the most enormous forces! Snacks will be safer than ever! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0208.gif

So if you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken, so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave.

That was a nasty business back at the restaurant. I thought most places took Barclaycard nowadays.

They take bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.

I used birds' nests, moss and oak leaves round the outside.

Shut up! This is a hold-up, not a botany lesson. :bang bang:

This is a lingerie shop, sir.

Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime.

Oh, right away sport. Right away... you know... I haven't had it for weeks...

This is your moment, Citizen - this is it, Citizen! At last, you're a man!

Citizen! This is for your benefit. Would you kindly wake up? I've no intention of going through this all again.

I used to wake Citizen up with a crowbar on the back of the head. But I recently found that this was too far from his brain and I wasn't getting through to him anymore. So I now wake him up with a steel peg driven into his skull with a mallet.

But he can't get Citizen woken up. He's slamming away there as best he can. He's getting absolutely no reaction at all.

[blackhawkrush]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

[Citizen of the World]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

[blackhawkrush]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

[Your_Lion]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

Why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. :ebert:

[blackhawkrush]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

Why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. :ebert:

That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p., sir. $ :drool: $

[Your_Lion]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

Why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. :ebert:

That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p., sir. $ :drool: $

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

[blackhawkrush]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

Why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. :ebert:

That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p., sir. $ :drool: $

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

Not really, no. Have you anything a little fishier? Like halibut or sea bass. :pussy:

[Your_Lion]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

Why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. :ebert:

That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p., sir. $ :drool: $

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

Not really, no. Have you anything a little fishier? Like halibut or sea bass. :pussy:

Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

[Citizen of the World]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

Why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. :ebert:

That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p., sir. $ :drool: $

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

Not really, no. Have you anything a little fishier? Like halibut or sea bass. :pussy:

Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Now, are you going to give me a fish license?

[blackhawkrush]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

Why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. :ebert:

That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p., sir. $ :drool: $

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

Not really, no. Have you anything a little fishier? Like halibut or sea bass. :pussy:

Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Now, are you going to give me a fish license?

I'll offer you a poke in the eye and a punch in the throat.

[Citizen of the World]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

Why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. :ebert:

That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p., sir. $ :drool: $

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

Not really, no. Have you anything a little fishier? Like halibut or sea bass. :pussy:

Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Now, are you going to give me a fish license?

I'll offer you a poke in the eye and a punch in the throat.

Blackhawkrush was very keen on boxing, until he learned to walk, then he took up putting the boot in the groin

[Your_Lion]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

Why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. :ebert:

That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p., sir. $ :drool: $

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

Not really, no. Have you anything a little fishier? Like halibut or sea bass. :pussy:

Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Now, are you going to give me a fish license?

I'll offer you a poke in the eye and a punch in the throat.

Blackhawkrush was very keen on boxing, until he learned to walk, then he took up putting the boot in the groin

He was really considerate to his mother, and not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone, spitting teeth and fragments of gum into a ring which had become one man's hell and Blackhawkrush's glory.

[Citizen of the World]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

Why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. :ebert:

That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p., sir. $ :drool: $

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

Not really, no. Have you anything a little fishier? Like halibut or sea bass. :pussy:

Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Now, are you going to give me a fish license?

I'll offer you a poke in the eye and a punch in the throat.

Blackhawkrush was very keen on boxing, until he learned to walk, then he took up putting the boot in the groin

He was really considerate to his mother, and not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone, spitting teeth and fragments of gum into a ring which had become one man's hell and Blackhawkrush's glory.

No, no. Never, never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to give his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me

[blackhawkrush]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

Why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. :ebert:

That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p., sir. $ :drool: $

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

Not really, no. Have you anything a little fishier? Like halibut or sea bass. :pussy:

Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Now, are you going to give me a fish license?

I'll offer you a poke in the eye and a punch in the throat.

Blackhawkrush was very keen on boxing, until he learned to walk, then he took up putting the boot in the groin

He was really considerate to his mother, and not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone, spitting teeth and fragments of gum into a ring which had become one man's hell and Blackhawkrush's glory.

No, no. Never, never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to give his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me

What will you be washing, Citizen?

[Your_Lion]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

Why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. :ebert:

That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p., sir. $ :drool: $

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

Not really, no. Have you anything a little fishier? Like halibut or sea bass. :pussy:

Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Now, are you going to give me a fish license?

I'll offer you a poke in the eye and a punch in the throat.

Blackhawkrush was very keen on boxing, until he learned to walk, then he took up putting the boot in the groin

He was really considerate to his mother, and not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone, spitting teeth and fragments of gum into a ring which had become one man's hell and Blackhawkrush's glory.

No, no. Never, never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to give his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me

What will you be washing, Citizen?

This table has been treated with ordinary soap powder, but the sheets have been treated with new Fibro-Val. We put both of them through our washing machine, and just look at the difference. The table is broken and smashed, but the sheets, with Fibro-Val, are sparkling clean and white. :D

[Citizen of the World]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

Why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. :ebert:

That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p., sir. $ :drool: $

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

Not really, no. Have you anything a little fishier? Like halibut or sea bass. :pussy:

Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Now, are you going to give me a fish license?

I'll offer you a poke in the eye and a punch in the throat.

Blackhawkrush was very keen on boxing, until he learned to walk, then he took up putting the boot in the groin

He was really considerate to his mother, and not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone, spitting teeth and fragments of gum into a ring which had become one man's hell and Blackhawkrush's glory.

No, no. Never, never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to give his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me

What will you be washing, Citizen?

This table has been treated with ordinary soap powder, but the sheets have been treated with new Fibro-Val. We put both of them through our washing machine, and just look at the difference. The table is broken and smashed, but the sheets, with Fibro-Val, are sparkling clean and white. :D

certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

[blackhawkrush]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

Why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. :ebert:

That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p., sir. $ :drool: $

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

Not really, no. Have you anything a little fishier? Like halibut or sea bass. :pussy:

Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Now, are you going to give me a fish license?

I'll offer you a poke in the eye and a punch in the throat.

Blackhawkrush was very keen on boxing, until he learned to walk, then he took up putting the boot in the groin

He was really considerate to his mother, and not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone, spitting teeth and fragments of gum into a ring which had become one man's hell and Blackhawkrush's glory.

No, no. Never, never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to give his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me

What will you be washing, Citizen?

This table has been treated with ordinary soap powder, but the sheets have been treated with new Fibro-Val. We put both of them through our washing machine, and just look at the difference. The table is broken and smashed, but the sheets, with Fibro-Val, are sparkling clean and white. :D

certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

Some of the fellows there...started handing...cheese around...and well just out of curiosity I tried a bit...and well, that was that. :|

[Your_Lion]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

Why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. :ebert:

That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p., sir. $ :drool: $

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

Not really, no. Have you anything a little fishier? Like halibut or sea bass. :pussy:

Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Now, are you going to give me a fish license?

I'll offer you a poke in the eye and a punch in the throat.

Blackhawkrush was very keen on boxing, until he learned to walk, then he took up putting the boot in the groin

He was really considerate to his mother, and not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone, spitting teeth and fragments of gum into a ring which had become one man's hell and Blackhawkrush's glory.

No, no. Never, never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to give his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me

What will you be washing, Citizen?

This table has been treated with ordinary soap powder, but the sheets have been treated with new Fibro-Val. We put both of them through our washing machine, and just look at the difference. The table is broken and smashed, but the sheets, with Fibro-Val, are sparkling clean and white. :D

certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

Some of the fellows there...started handing...cheese around...and well just out of curiosity I tried a bit...and well, that was that. :|

Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?

[Citizen of the World]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

Why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. :ebert:

That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p., sir. $ :drool: $

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

Not really, no. Have you anything a little fishier? Like halibut or sea bass. :pussy:

Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Now, are you going to give me a fish license?

I'll offer you a poke in the eye and a punch in the throat.

Blackhawkrush was very keen on boxing, until he learned to walk, then he took up putting the boot in the groin

He was really considerate to his mother, and not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone, spitting teeth and fragments of gum into a ring which had become one man's hell and Blackhawkrush's glory.

No, no. Never, never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to give his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me

What will you be washing, Citizen?

This table has been treated with ordinary soap powder, but the sheets have been treated with new Fibro-Val. We put both of them through our washing machine, and just look at the difference. The table is broken and smashed, but the sheets, with Fibro-Val, are sparkling clean and white. :D

certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

Some of the fellows there...started handing...cheese around...and well just out of curiosity I tried a bit...and well, that was that. :|

Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?

An interesting point about these boys is they all have one thing in common.

[blackhawkrush]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

Why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. :ebert:

That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p., sir. $ :drool: $

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

Not really, no. Have you anything a little fishier? Like halibut or sea bass. :pussy:

Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Now, are you going to give me a fish license?

I'll offer you a poke in the eye and a punch in the throat.

Blackhawkrush was very keen on boxing, until he learned to walk, then he took up putting the boot in the groin

He was really considerate to his mother, and not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone, spitting teeth and fragments of gum into a ring which had become one man's hell and Blackhawkrush's glory.

No, no. Never, never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to give his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me

What will you be washing, Citizen?

This table has been treated with ordinary soap powder, but the sheets have been treated with new Fibro-Val. We put both of them through our washing machine, and just look at the difference. The table is broken and smashed, but the sheets, with Fibro-Val, are sparkling clean and white. :D

certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

Some of the fellows there...started handing...cheese around...and well just out of curiosity I tried a bit...and well, that was that. :|

Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?

An interesting point about these boys is they all have one thing in common.

They're all number three. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

[Your_Lion]

I understand he also nailed Mrs. Citizen's head to a coffee table.

Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with Citizen. He's been drinking a bit recently, you know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast, that sort of thing.

Why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. :ebert:

That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p., sir. $ :drool: $

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

Not really, no. Have you anything a little fishier? Like halibut or sea bass. :pussy:

Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Now, are you going to give me a fish license?

I'll offer you a poke in the eye and a punch in the throat.

Blackhawkrush was very keen on boxing, until he learned to walk, then he took up putting the boot in the groin

He was really considerate to his mother, and not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone, spitting teeth and fragments of gum into a ring which had become one man's hell and Blackhawkrush's glory.

No, no. Never, never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to give his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me

What will you be washing, Citizen?

This table has been treated with ordinary soap powder, but the sheets have been treated with new Fibro-Val. We put both of them through our washing machine, and just look at the difference. The table is broken and smashed, but the sheets, with Fibro-Val, are sparkling clean and white. :D

certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

Some of the fellows there...started handing...cheese around...and well just out of curiosity I tried a bit...and well, that was that. :|

Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?

An interesting point about these boys is they all have one thing in common.

They're all number three. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

[Citizen of the World]

Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

[blackhawkrush]

Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose.