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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0225.gif

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. :rose:

Mind you, at least Your_Lion can act a bit, I could have done with him in 'Finian's Rainbow' ... The man from the Sense-o Clock News was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom

Sooooo, Tombstone Mountain...jumping in a game above your pay grade...and moral fiber I see!

I'm, I'm afraid there's been a mistake. The man who has been posting is an impostor. He is not in fact Tombstone Mountain, but a man wanted by the police

True, but only for a crime that is considered relatively minor in the eye's of those who come from Leichtenstien

After a few minutes I perceived a line of gentlemen with rifles. They were looking in my direction... I looked around but could not see the target. :huh:

I reckon I could hit that tree over there...the one just behind that hillock...not the big hillock, the little hillock on the left. You see the three trees, the third from the left and back a bit - that one - I reckon I clould hit that four times out of five...on a good day. Say with this wind...say, say, seven times out of ten..

Well, supposing you haven't got a gun or a sixteen-ton weight?

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! ;)

:LMAO: Ha, ha, ha, very good. Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. Pity we missed that. Still, never mind, we can always do it again. Make a series out of it.
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0225.gif

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. :rose:

Mind you, at least Your_Lion can act a bit, I could have done with him in 'Finian's Rainbow' ... The man from the Sense-o Clock News was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom

Sooooo, Tombstone Mountain...jumping in a game above your pay grade...and moral fiber I see!

I'm, I'm afraid there's been a mistake. The man who has been posting is an impostor. He is not in fact Tombstone Mountain, but a man wanted by the police

True, but only for a crime that is considered relatively minor in the eye's of those who come from Leichtenstien

After a few minutes I perceived a line of gentlemen with rifles. They were looking in my direction... I looked around but could not see the target. :huh:

I reckon I could hit that tree over there...the one just behind that hillock...not the big hillock, the little hillock on the left. You see the three trees, the third from the left and back a bit - that one - I reckon I clould hit that four times out of five...on a good day. Say with this wind...say, say, seven times out of ten..

Well, supposing you haven't got a gun or a sixteen-ton weight?

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! ;)

:LMAO: Ha, ha, ha, very good. Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. Pity we missed that. Still, never mind, we can always do it again. Make a series out of it.

a wacky new comedy series about the gay exploits of two television cricket commentators with E. W. Swanton as Aggie the kooky Scots maid.
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0225.gif

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. :rose:

Mind you, at least Your_Lion can act a bit, I could have done with him in 'Finian's Rainbow' ... The man from the Sense-o Clock News was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom

Sooooo, Tombstone Mountain...jumping in a game above your pay grade...and moral fiber I see!

I'm, I'm afraid there's been a mistake. The man who has been posting is an impostor. He is not in fact Tombstone Mountain, but a man wanted by the police

True, but only for a crime that is considered relatively minor in the eye's of those who come from Leichtenstien

After a few minutes I perceived a line of gentlemen with rifles. They were looking in my direction... I looked around but could not see the target. :huh:

I reckon I could hit that tree over there...the one just behind that hillock...not the big hillock, the little hillock on the left. You see the three trees, the third from the left and back a bit - that one - I reckon I clould hit that four times out of five...on a good day. Say with this wind...say, say, seven times out of ten..

Well, supposing you haven't got a gun or a sixteen-ton weight?

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! ;)

:LMAO: Ha, ha, ha, very good. Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. Pity we missed that. Still, never mind, we can always do it again. Make a series out of it.

a wacky new comedy series about the gay exploits of two television cricket commentators with E. W. Swanton as Aggie the kooky Scots maid.

At last they done been put on something interesting. :clap:
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0225.gif

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. :rose:

Mind you, at least Your_Lion can act a bit, I could have done with him in 'Finian's Rainbow' ... The man from the Sense-o Clock News was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom

Sooooo, Tombstone Mountain...jumping in a game above your pay grade...and moral fiber I see!

I'm, I'm afraid there's been a mistake. The man who has been posting is an impostor. He is not in fact Tombstone Mountain, but a man wanted by the police

True, but only for a crime that is considered relatively minor in the eye's of those who come from Leichtenstien

After a few minutes I perceived a line of gentlemen with rifles. They were looking in my direction... I looked around but could not see the target. :huh:

I reckon I could hit that tree over there...the one just behind that hillock...not the big hillock, the little hillock on the left. You see the three trees, the third from the left and back a bit - that one - I reckon I clould hit that four times out of five...on a good day. Say with this wind...say, say, seven times out of ten..

Well, supposing you haven't got a gun or a sixteen-ton weight?

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! ;)

:LMAO: Ha, ha, ha, very good. Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. Pity we missed that. Still, never mind, we can always do it again. Make a series out of it.

a wacky new comedy series about the gay exploits of two television cricket commentators with E. W. Swanton as Aggie the kooky Scots maid.

At last they done been put on something interesting. :clap:

Well, you can't get much more interesting than that, or can you?
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0225.gif

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. :rose:

Mind you, at least Your_Lion can act a bit, I could have done with him in 'Finian's Rainbow' ... The man from the Sense-o Clock News was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom

Sooooo, Tombstone Mountain...jumping in a game above your pay grade...and moral fiber I see!

I'm, I'm afraid there's been a mistake. The man who has been posting is an impostor. He is not in fact Tombstone Mountain, but a man wanted by the police

True, but only for a crime that is considered relatively minor in the eye's of those who come from Leichtenstien

After a few minutes I perceived a line of gentlemen with rifles. They were looking in my direction... I looked around but could not see the target. :huh:

I reckon I could hit that tree over there...the one just behind that hillock...not the big hillock, the little hillock on the left. You see the three trees, the third from the left and back a bit - that one - I reckon I clould hit that four times out of five...on a good day. Say with this wind...say, say, seven times out of ten..

Well, supposing you haven't got a gun or a sixteen-ton weight?

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! ;)

:LMAO: Ha, ha, ha, very good. Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. Pity we missed that. Still, never mind, we can always do it again. Make a series out of it.

a wacky new comedy series about the gay exploits of two television cricket commentators with E. W. Swanton as Aggie the kooky Scots maid.

At last they done been put on something interesting. :clap:

Well, you can't get much more interesting than that, or can you?

:digi: Why, a Sumerian drinking vessel of the fourth dynasty.
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0225.gif

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. :rose:

Mind you, at least Your_Lion can act a bit, I could have done with him in 'Finian's Rainbow' ... The man from the Sense-o Clock News was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom

Sooooo, Tombstone Mountain...jumping in a game above your pay grade...and moral fiber I see!

I'm, I'm afraid there's been a mistake. The man who has been posting is an impostor. He is not in fact Tombstone Mountain, but a man wanted by the police

True, but only for a crime that is considered relatively minor in the eye's of those who come from Leichtenstien

After a few minutes I perceived a line of gentlemen with rifles. They were looking in my direction... I looked around but could not see the target. :huh:

I reckon I could hit that tree over there...the one just behind that hillock...not the big hillock, the little hillock on the left. You see the three trees, the third from the left and back a bit - that one - I reckon I clould hit that four times out of five...on a good day. Say with this wind...say, say, seven times out of ten..

Well, supposing you haven't got a gun or a sixteen-ton weight?

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! ;)

:LMAO: Ha, ha, ha, very good. Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. Pity we missed that. Still, never mind, we can always do it again. Make a series out of it.

a wacky new comedy series about the gay exploits of two television cricket commentators with E. W. Swanton as Aggie the kooky Scots maid.

At last they done been put on something interesting. :clap:

Well, you can't get much more interesting than that, or can you?

:digi: Why, a Sumerian drinking vessel of the fourth dynasty.

It could be carried by an African swallow!
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It could be carried by an African swallow!

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.
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It could be carried by an African swallow!

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Oh, bugger... :bang bang: Right in the wing.

Slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off. :wub:
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It could be carried by an African swallow!

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Oh, bugger... :bang bang: Right in the wing.

Slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off. :wub:

And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.
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It could be carried by an African swallow!

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Oh, bugger... :bang bang: Right in the wing.

Slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off. :wub:

And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

You're just trying to cash in on the BBC's exciting Icelandic saga. :moon:
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It could be carried by an African swallow!

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Oh, bugger... :bang bang: Right in the wing.

Slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off. :wub:

And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

You're just trying to cash in on the BBC's exciting Icelandic saga. :moon:

The only trouble is, you gave me the idea before I'd given you the pound. And that's not good business.
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It could be carried by an African swallow!

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Oh, bugger... :bang bang: Right in the wing.

Slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off. :wub:

And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

You're just trying to cash in on the BBC's exciting Icelandic saga. :moon:

The only trouble is, you gave me the idea before I'd given you the pound. And that's not good business.

Just because I have an idea, it doesn't mean it's great. It could be lousy. :P
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It could be carried by an African swallow!

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Oh, bugger... :bang bang: Right in the wing.

Slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off. :wub:

And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

You're just trying to cash in on the BBC's exciting Icelandic saga. :moon:

The only trouble is, you gave me the idea before I'd given you the pound. And that's not good business.

Just because I have an idea, it doesn't mean it's great. It could be lousy. :P

Er... exactly. What is it?
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It could be carried by an African swallow!

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Oh, bugger... :bang bang: Right in the wing.

Slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off. :wub:

And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

You're just trying to cash in on the BBC's exciting Icelandic saga. :moon:

The only trouble is, you gave me the idea before I'd given you the pound. And that's not good business.

Just because I have an idea, it doesn't mean it's great. It could be lousy. :P

Er... exactly. What is it?

Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias... :gumby:
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It could be carried by an African swallow!

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Oh, bugger... :bang bang: Right in the wing.

Slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off. :wub:

And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

You're just trying to cash in on the BBC's exciting Icelandic saga. :moon:

The only trouble is, you gave me the idea before I'd given you the pound. And that's not good business.

Just because I have an idea, it doesn't mean it's great. It could be lousy. :P

Er... exactly. What is it?

Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias... :gumby:

Well I think Utrillo's brushwork is fantastic... But he doesn't always agree with me ... Not after a Rubens, anyway ... all those cherries ... ooohh ... Urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt...
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It could be carried by an African swallow!

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Oh, bugger... :bang bang: Right in the wing.

Slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off. :wub:

And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

You're just trying to cash in on the BBC's exciting Icelandic saga. :moon:

The only trouble is, you gave me the idea before I'd given you the pound. And that's not good business.

Just because I have an idea, it doesn't mean it's great. It could be lousy. :P

Er... exactly. What is it?

Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias... :gumby:

Well I think Utrillo's brushwork is fantastic... But he doesn't always agree with me ... Not after a Rubens, anyway ... all those cherries ... ooohh ... Urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt...

When some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! :codger:
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It could be carried by an African swallow!

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Oh, bugger... :bang bang: Right in the wing.

Slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off. :wub:

And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

You're just trying to cash in on the BBC's exciting Icelandic saga. :moon:

The only trouble is, you gave me the idea before I'd given you the pound. And that's not good business.

Just because I have an idea, it doesn't mean it's great. It could be lousy. :P

Er... exactly. What is it?

Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias... :gumby:

Well I think Utrillo's brushwork is fantastic... But he doesn't always agree with me ... Not after a Rubens, anyway ... all those cherries ... ooohh ... Urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt...

When some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! :codger:

Hmmmmm. Thinks - this sounds like a job for... Bicycle Repair Man...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif
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It could be carried by an African swallow!

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Oh, bugger... :bang bang: Right in the wing.

Slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off. :wub:

And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

You're just trying to cash in on the BBC's exciting Icelandic saga. :moon:

The only trouble is, you gave me the idea before I'd given you the pound. And that's not good business.

Just because I have an idea, it doesn't mean it's great. It could be lousy. :P

Er... exactly. What is it?

Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias... :gumby:

Well I think Utrillo's brushwork is fantastic... But he doesn't always agree with me ... Not after a Rubens, anyway ... all those cherries ... ooohh ... Urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt...

When some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! :codger:

Hmmmmm. Thinks - this sounds like a job for... Bicycle Repair Man...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. :blah:
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It could be carried by an African swallow!

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Oh, bugger... :bang bang: Right in the wing.

Slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off. :wub:

And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

You're just trying to cash in on the BBC's exciting Icelandic saga. :moon:

The only trouble is, you gave me the idea before I'd given you the pound. And that's not good business.

Just because I have an idea, it doesn't mean it's great. It could be lousy. :P

Er... exactly. What is it?

Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias... :gumby:

Well I think Utrillo's brushwork is fantastic... But he doesn't always agree with me ... Not after a Rubens, anyway ... all those cherries ... ooohh ... Urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt...

When some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! :codger:

Hmmmmm. Thinks - this sounds like a job for... Bicycle Repair Man...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. :blah:

At 10.30 every morning, Ken arrives at what he thinks is the gym. Sometimes it's a sweetshop, sometimes it's a private house. Today its a hospital.
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It could be carried by an African swallow!

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Oh, bugger... :bang bang: Right in the wing.

Slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off. :wub:

And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

You're just trying to cash in on the BBC's exciting Icelandic saga. :moon:

The only trouble is, you gave me the idea before I'd given you the pound. And that's not good business.

Just because I have an idea, it doesn't mean it's great. It could be lousy. :P

Er... exactly. What is it?

Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias... :gumby:

Well I think Utrillo's brushwork is fantastic... But he doesn't always agree with me ... Not after a Rubens, anyway ... all those cherries ... ooohh ... Urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt...

When some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! :codger:

Hmmmmm. Thinks - this sounds like a job for... Bicycle Repair Man...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. :blah:

At 10.30 every morning, Ken arrives at what he thinks is the gym. Sometimes it's a sweetshop, sometimes it's a private house. Today its a hospital.

Get on parade! Come on! We haven't got all day, have we? Come on :bitchslap: come on :bitchslap: come on. :bitchslap:
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It could be carried by an African swallow!

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Oh, bugger... :bang bang: Right in the wing.

Slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off. :wub:

And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

You're just trying to cash in on the BBC's exciting Icelandic saga. :moon:

The only trouble is, you gave me the idea before I'd given you the pound. And that's not good business.

Just because I have an idea, it doesn't mean it's great. It could be lousy. :P

Er... exactly. What is it?

Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias... :gumby:

Well I think Utrillo's brushwork is fantastic... But he doesn't always agree with me ... Not after a Rubens, anyway ... all those cherries ... ooohh ... Urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt...

When some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! :codger:

Hmmmmm. Thinks - this sounds like a job for... Bicycle Repair Man...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. :blah:

At 10.30 every morning, Ken arrives at what he thinks is the gym. Sometimes it's a sweetshop, sometimes it's a private house. Today its a hospital.

Get on parade! Come on! We haven't got all day, have we? Come on :bitchslap: come on :bitchslap: come on. :bitchslap:

Well, to be quite honest, Sarge, I'd... rather be at home with the wife and kids.
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It could be carried by an African swallow!

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Oh, bugger... :bang bang: Right in the wing.

Slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off. :wub:

And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

You're just trying to cash in on the BBC's exciting Icelandic saga. :moon:

The only trouble is, you gave me the idea before I'd given you the pound. And that's not good business.

Just because I have an idea, it doesn't mean it's great. It could be lousy. :P

Er... exactly. What is it?

Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias... :gumby:

Well I think Utrillo's brushwork is fantastic... But he doesn't always agree with me ... Not after a Rubens, anyway ... all those cherries ... ooohh ... Urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt...

When some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! :codger:

Hmmmmm. Thinks - this sounds like a job for... Bicycle Repair Man...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. :blah:

At 10.30 every morning, Ken arrives at what he thinks is the gym. Sometimes it's a sweetshop, sometimes it's a private house. Today its a hospital.

Get on parade! Come on! We haven't got all day, have we? Come on :bitchslap: come on :bitchslap: come on. :bitchslap:

Well, to be quite honest, Sarge, I'd... rather be at home with the wife and kids.

I won't say I'm glad to see ya, but boy, am I glad to see ya. :hug2:
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It could be carried by an African swallow!

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Oh, bugger... :bang bang: Right in the wing.

Slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off. :wub:

And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

You're just trying to cash in on the BBC's exciting Icelandic saga. :moon:

The only trouble is, you gave me the idea before I'd given you the pound. And that's not good business.

Just because I have an idea, it doesn't mean it's great. It could be lousy. :P

Er... exactly. What is it?

Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias... :gumby:

Well I think Utrillo's brushwork is fantastic... But he doesn't always agree with me ... Not after a Rubens, anyway ... all those cherries ... ooohh ... Urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt...

When some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! :codger:

Hmmmmm. Thinks - this sounds like a job for... Bicycle Repair Man...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. :blah:

At 10.30 every morning, Ken arrives at what he thinks is the gym. Sometimes it's a sweetshop, sometimes it's a private house. Today its a hospital.

Get on parade! Come on! We haven't got all day, have we? Come on :bitchslap: come on :bitchslap: come on. :bitchslap:

Well, to be quite honest, Sarge, I'd... rather be at home with the wife and kids.

I won't say I'm glad to see ya, but boy, am I glad to see ya. :hug2:

If they can't see you, they can't get you
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It could be carried by an African swallow!

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Oh, bugger... :bang bang: Right in the wing.

Slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off. :wub:

And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

You're just trying to cash in on the BBC's exciting Icelandic saga. :moon:

The only trouble is, you gave me the idea before I'd given you the pound. And that's not good business.

Just because I have an idea, it doesn't mean it's great. It could be lousy. :P

Er... exactly. What is it?

Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias... :gumby:

Well I think Utrillo's brushwork is fantastic... But he doesn't always agree with me ... Not after a Rubens, anyway ... all those cherries ... ooohh ... Urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt...

When some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! :codger:

Hmmmmm. Thinks - this sounds like a job for... Bicycle Repair Man...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. :blah:

At 10.30 every morning, Ken arrives at what he thinks is the gym. Sometimes it's a sweetshop, sometimes it's a private house. Today its a hospital.

Get on parade! Come on! We haven't got all day, have we? Come on :bitchslap: come on :bitchslap: come on. :bitchslap:

Well, to be quite honest, Sarge, I'd... rather be at home with the wife and kids.

I won't say I'm glad to see ya, but boy, am I glad to see ya. :hug2:

If they can't see you, they can't get you

You haven't given us time to hide. :(
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