And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2

**blackhawkrush** · August 22, 2015

But she has got a wart!
Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.
what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.
Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of break... And don't pick your nose! :tsk:
I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.
A scratch? Your arm's off!
When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut it off. :)
Stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.
when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk
He gets up at three o'clock ... and goes back to bed again because it's far too early.
Oh, do hurry Sir Horace, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes.
Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: Hounslow

No, no, it's er, Ipswich. :P Edited August 22, 2015 by blackhawkrush

**Citizen of the World** · August 22, 2015

But she has got a wart!
Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.
what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.
Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of break... And don't pick your nose! :tsk:
I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.
A scratch? Your arm's off!
When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut it off. :)
Stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.
when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk
He gets up at three o'clock ... and goes back to bed again because it's far too early.
Oh, do hurry Sir Horace, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes.
Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: Hounslow
No, no, it's er, Ipswich. :P

Not any more Lady Blackhawkrush... the line's been closed.

**blackhawkrush** · August 22, 2015

But she has got a wart!
Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.
what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.
Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of break... And don't pick your nose! :tsk:
I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.
A scratch? Your arm's off!
When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut it off. :)
Stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.
when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk
He gets up at three o'clock ... and goes back to bed again because it's far too early.
Oh, do hurry Sir Horace, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes.
Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: Hounslow
No, no, it's er, Ipswich. :P
Not any more Lady Blackhawkrush... the line's been closed.

Oh, this is most inconvenient. :coy:

**Citizen of the World** · August 22, 2015

But she has got a wart!
Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.
what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.
Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of break... And don't pick your nose! :tsk:
I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.
A scratch? Your arm's off!
When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut it off. :)
Stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.
when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk
He gets up at three o'clock ... and goes back to bed again because it's far too early.
Oh, do hurry Sir Horace, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes.
Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: Hounslow
No, no, it's er, Ipswich. :P
Not any more Lady Blackhawkrush... the line's been closed.
Oh, this is most inconvenient.

We apologize for any inconvenience caused by our bombing... sorry..

**Your_Lion** · August 22, 2015

But she has got a wart!
Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.
what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.
Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of break... And don't pick your nose! :tsk:
I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.
A scratch? Your arm's off!
When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut it off. :)
Stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.
when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk
He gets up at three o'clock ... and goes back to bed again because it's far too early.
Oh, do hurry Sir Horace, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes.
Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: Hounslow
No, no, it's er, Ipswich. :P
Not any more Lady Blackhawkrush... the line's been closed.
Oh, this is most inconvenient.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused by our bombing... sorry..

But now over to the exploding version of the 'Blue Danube'.

**blackhawkrush** · August 22, 2015

But she has got a wart!
Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.
what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.
Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of break... And don't pick your nose! :tsk:
I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.
A scratch? Your arm's off!
When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut it off. :)
Stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.
when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk
He gets up at three o'clock ... and goes back to bed again because it's far too early.
Oh, do hurry Sir Horace, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes.
Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: Hounslow
No, no, it's er, Ipswich. :P
Not any more Lady Blackhawkrush... the line's been closed.
Oh, this is most inconvenient.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused by our bombing... sorry..
But now over to the exploding version of the 'Blue Danube'.

And that's the final entry. La derniere entree. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. :syrinx:

**Your_Lion** · August 22, 2015

But she has got a wart!
Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.
what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.
Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of break... And don't pick your nose! :tsk:
I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.
A scratch? Your arm's off!
When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut it off. :)
Stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.
when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk
He gets up at three o'clock ... and goes back to bed again because it's far too early.
Oh, do hurry Sir Horace, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes.
Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: Hounslow
No, no, it's er, Ipswich. :P
Not any more Lady Blackhawkrush... the line's been closed.
Oh, this is most inconvenient.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused by our bombing... sorry..
But now over to the exploding version of the 'Blue Danube'.
And that's the final entry. La derniere entree. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. :syrinx:

What a terrible way to end a series. Why couldn't it end with something like this? http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance007.gif

**blackhawkrush** · August 22, 2015

But she has got a wart!
Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.
what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.
Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of break... And don't pick your nose! :tsk:
I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.
A scratch? Your arm's off!
When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut it off. :)
Stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.
when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk
He gets up at three o'clock ... and goes back to bed again because it's far too early.
Oh, do hurry Sir Horace, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes.
Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: Hounslow
No, no, it's er, Ipswich. :P
Not any more Lady Blackhawkrush... the line's been closed.
Oh, this is most inconvenient.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused by our bombing... sorry..
But now over to the exploding version of the 'Blue Danube'.
And that's the final entry. La derniere entree. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. :syrinx:
What a terrible way to end a series. Why couldn't it end with something like this? http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance007.gif

And next, gentlemen and ladies, here at the Peephole Club for the very first time, a very big welcome please for the Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. :clap:

**Citizen of the World** · August 23, 2015

But she has got a wart!
Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.
what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.
Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of break... And don't pick your nose! :tsk:
I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.
A scratch? Your arm's off!
When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut it off. :)
Stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.
when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk
He gets up at three o'clock ... and goes back to bed again because it's far too early.
Oh, do hurry Sir Horace, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes.
Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: Hounslow
No, no, it's er, Ipswich. :P
Not any more Lady Blackhawkrush... the line's been closed.
Oh, this is most inconvenient.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused by our bombing... sorry..
But now over to the exploding version of the 'Blue Danube'.
And that's the final entry. La derniere entree. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. :syrinx:
What a terrible way to end a series. Why couldn't it end with something like this? http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance007.gif
And next, gentlemen and ladies, here at the Peephole Club for the very first time, a very big welcome please for the Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. :clap:

He can't come!

**blackhawkrush** · August 23, 2015

Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:

**Citizen of the World** · August 23, 2015

Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:

No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.

**Your_Lion** · August 23, 2015

Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:
No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.

If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.

**blackhawkrush** · August 23, 2015

Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:
No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.
If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.

This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. :blink:

**Citizen of the World** · August 23, 2015

Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:
No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.
If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.
This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere.

This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body

**blackhawkrush** · August 23, 2015

Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:
No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.
If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.
This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere.
This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body

Somebody. In this room. Must the murderer be. :unsure:

**Your_Lion** · August 23, 2015

Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:
No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.
If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.
This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere.
This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body
Somebody. In this room. Must the murderer be.

Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gif

**blackhawkrush** · August 23, 2015

Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:
No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.
If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.
This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere.
This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body
Somebody. In this room. Must the murderer be.
Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gif

Ha, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great! :bitchslap:

**Citizen of the World** · August 24, 2015

Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:
No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.
If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.
This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere.
This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body
Somebody. In this room. Must the murderer be.
Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gif
Ha, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great!

My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me in

**blackhawkrush** · August 24, 2015

Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:
No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.
If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.
This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere.
This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body
Somebody. In this room. Must the murderer be.
Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gif
Ha, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great!
My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me in

No, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet. :coy:

**Your_Lion** · August 24, 2015

Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:
No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.
If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.
This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere.
This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body
Somebody. In this room. Must the murderer be.
Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gif
Ha, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great!
My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me in
No, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet.

I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance011.gif

**Citizen of the World** · August 24, 2015

Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:
No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.
If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.
This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere.
This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body
Somebody. In this room. Must the murderer be.
Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gif
Ha, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great!
My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me in
No, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet.
I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance011.gif

Well that's all very well, sir, but this is an off-licence.

**blackhawkrush** · August 24, 2015

Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:
No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.
If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.
This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere.
This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body
Somebody. In this room. Must the murderer be.
Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gif
Ha, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great!
My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me in
No, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet.
I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance011.gif
Well that's all very well, sir, but this is an off-licence.

Oh! Oh, well, in that case I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:

**Citizen of the World** · August 25, 2015

Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:
No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.
If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.
This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere.
This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body
Somebody. In this room. Must the murderer be.
Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gif
Ha, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great!
My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me in
No, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet.
I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance011.gif
Well that's all very well, sir, but this is an off-licence.
Oh! Oh, well, in that case I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:

Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I'd like to assure you that you would be never treated that way if you posted on The Sense o"Clock News

**blackhawkrush** · August 25, 2015

Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:
No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.
If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.
This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere.
This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body
Somebody. In this room. Must the murderer be.
Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gif
Ha, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great!
My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me in
No, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet.
I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance011.gif
Well that's all very well, sir, but this is an off-licence.
Oh! Oh, well, in that case I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:
Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I'd like to assure you that you would be never treated that way if you posted on The Sense o"Clock News

We must study them in conditions of absolute secrecy. :cool:

**Citizen of the World** · August 25, 2015

Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:
No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.
If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.
This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere.
This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body
Somebody. In this room. Must the murderer be.
Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gif
Ha, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great!
My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me in
No, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet.
I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance011.gif
Well that's all very well, sir, but this is an off-licence.
Oh! Oh, well, in that case I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:
Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I'd like to assure you that you would be never treated that way if you posted on The Sense o"Clock News
We must study them in conditions of absolute secrecy.

The first thing that Dr. Blackhawkrush came up with was that the penguin has a much smaller brain than the man. This postulate formed the fundamental basis of all of his thinking and remained with him until the Clockwork Angels tour. Edited August 25, 2015 by Citizen of the World

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