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I mean be fair - Pascal

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

I mean be fair - Pascal

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

Freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. :scared: :whipgirl: :scared:

I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

I'm going to operate! :gumby:

Oh what a great slit. :cool: Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.

:o I'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust.

A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved.

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. :rose:

No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well.

He's feeling kinda blue, he don't know just what to do, he's not feeling so good today. :(
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I mean be fair - Pascal

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

I mean be fair - Pascal

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

Freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. :scared: :whipgirl: :scared:

I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

I'm going to operate! :gumby:

Oh what a great slit. :cool: Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.

:o I'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust.

A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved.

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. :rose:

No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well.

He's feeling kinda blue, he don't know just what to do, he's not feeling so good today. :(

I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.
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I mean be fair - Pascal

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

I mean be fair - Pascal

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

Freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. :scared: :whipgirl: :scared:

I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

I'm going to operate! :gumby:

Oh what a great slit. :cool: Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.

:o I'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust.

A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved.

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. :rose:

No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well.

He's feeling kinda blue, he don't know just what to do, he's not feeling so good today. :(

I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.

How should I know? I'm not Doctor bloody Bernofsky! :huh:
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I mean be fair - Pascal

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

I mean be fair - Pascal

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

Freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. :scared: :whipgirl: :scared:

I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

I'm going to operate! :gumby:

Oh what a great slit. :cool: Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.

:o I'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust.

A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved.

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. :rose:

No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well.

He's feeling kinda blue, he don't know just what to do, he's not feeling so good today. :(

I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.

How should I know? I'm not Doctor bloody Bernofsky! :huh:

No, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw. :tsk:
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I mean be fair - Pascal

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

I mean be fair - Pascal

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

Freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. :scared: :whipgirl: :scared:

I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

I'm going to operate! :gumby:

Oh what a great slit. :cool: Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.

:o I'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust.

A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved.

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. :rose:

No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well.

He's feeling kinda blue, he don't know just what to do, he's not feeling so good today. :(

I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.

How should I know? I'm not Doctor bloody Bernofsky! :huh:

No, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw. :tsk:

Ooh, I must be in the wrong house. :outtahere:
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I mean be fair - Pascal

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

I mean be fair - Pascal

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

Freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. :scared: :whipgirl: :scared:

I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

I'm going to operate! :gumby:

Oh what a great slit. :cool: Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.

:o I'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust.

A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved.

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. :rose:

No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well.

He's feeling kinda blue, he don't know just what to do, he's not feeling so good today. :(

I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.

How should I know? I'm not Doctor bloody Bernofsky! :huh:

No, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw. :tsk:

Ooh, I must be in the wrong house. :outtahere:

It's not a lifeboat. It's this lady's house. :no:
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I mean be fair - Pascal

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

I mean be fair - Pascal

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

Freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. :scared: :whipgirl: :scared:

I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

I'm going to operate! :gumby:

Oh what a great slit. :cool: Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.

:o I'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust.

A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved.

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. :rose:

No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well.

He's feeling kinda blue, he don't know just what to do, he's not feeling so good today. :(

I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.

How should I know? I'm not Doctor bloody Bernofsky! :huh:

No, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw. :tsk:

Ooh, I must be in the wrong house. :outtahere:

It's not a lifeboat. It's this lady's house. :no:

You're beautiful house is full of bits and pieces of balloons. :blink:
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I mean be fair - Pascal

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

I mean be fair - Pascal

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

Freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. :scared: :whipgirl: :scared:

I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

I'm going to operate! :gumby:

Oh what a great slit. :cool: Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.

:o I'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust.

A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved.

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. :rose:

No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well.

He's feeling kinda blue, he don't know just what to do, he's not feeling so good today. :(

I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.

How should I know? I'm not Doctor bloody Bernofsky! :huh:

No, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw. :tsk:

Ooh, I must be in the wrong house. :outtahere:

It's not a lifeboat. It's this lady's house. :no:

You're beautiful house is full of bits and pieces of balloons. :blink:

Oh, I see. I hadn't correctly divined your attitude towards your tenants. :huh:
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I mean be fair - Pascal

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

I mean be fair - Pascal

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

Freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. :scared: :whipgirl: :scared:

I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

I'm going to operate! :gumby:

Oh what a great slit. :cool: Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.

:o I'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust.

A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved.

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. :rose:

No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well.

He's feeling kinda blue, he don't know just what to do, he's not feeling so good today. :(

I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.

How should I know? I'm not Doctor bloody Bernofsky! :huh:

No, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw. :tsk:

Ooh, I must be in the wrong house. :outtahere:

It's not a lifeboat. It's this lady's house. :no:

Your beautiful house is full of bits and pieces of balloons. :blink:

Oh, I see. I hadn't correctly divined your attitude towards your tenants. :huh:

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0225.gif
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0225.gif

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. :rose:
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0225.gif

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. :rose:

Pity, perhaps they're not actors at all. Impostors perchance?
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0225.gif

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. :rose:

Mind you, at least Your_Lion can act a bit, I could have done with him in 'Finian's Rainbow' ... The man from the Sense-o Clock News was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0225.gif

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. :rose:

Mind you, at least Your_Lion can act a bit, I could have done with him in 'Finian's Rainbow' ... The man from the Sense-o Clock News was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom

Sooooo, Tombstone Mountain...jumping in a game above your pay grade...and moral fiber I see!
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0225.gif

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. :rose:

Mind you, at least Your_Lion can act a bit, I could have done with him in 'Finian's Rainbow' ... The man from the Sense-o Clock News was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom

Sooooo, Tombstone Mountain...jumping in a game above your pay grade...and moral fiber I see!

I'm, I'm afraid there's been a mistake. The man who has been posting is an impostor. He is not in fact Tombstone Mountain, but a man wanted by the police
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0225.gif

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. :rose:

Mind you, at least Your_Lion can act a bit, I could have done with him in 'Finian's Rainbow' ... The man from the Sense-o Clock News was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom

Sooooo, Tombstone Mountain...jumping in a game above your pay grade...and moral fiber I see!

I'm, I'm afraid there's been a mistake. The man who has been posting is an impostor. He is not in fact Tombstone Mountain, but a man wanted by the police

Better call the po-po ho!

--Aunt Madea

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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0225.gif

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. :rose:

Mind you, at least Your_Lion can act a bit, I could have done with him in 'Finian's Rainbow' ... The man from the Sense-o Clock News was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom

Sooooo, Tombstone Mountain...jumping in a game above your pay grade...and moral fiber I see!

I'm, I'm afraid there's been a mistake. The man who has been posting is an impostor. He is not in fact Tombstone Mountain, but a man wanted by the police

True, but only for a crime that is considered relatively minor in the eye's of those who come from Leichtenstien
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0225.gif

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. :rose:

Mind you, at least Your_Lion can act a bit, I could have done with him in 'Finian's Rainbow' ... The man from the Sense-o Clock News was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom

Sooooo, Tombstone Mountain...jumping in a game above your pay grade...and moral fiber I see!

I'm, I'm afraid there's been a mistake. The man who has been posting is an impostor. He is not in fact Tombstone Mountain, but a man wanted by the police

True, but only for a crime that is considered relatively minor in the eye's of those who come from Leichtenstien

After a few minutes I perceived a line of gentlemen with rifles. They were looking in my direction... I looked around but could not see the target. :huh:
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0225.gif

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. :rose:

Mind you, at least Your_Lion can act a bit, I could have done with him in 'Finian's Rainbow' ... The man from the Sense-o Clock News was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom

Sooooo, Tombstone Mountain...jumping in a game above your pay grade...and moral fiber I see!

I'm, I'm afraid there's been a mistake. The man who has been posting is an impostor. He is not in fact Tombstone Mountain, but a man wanted by the police

True, but only for a crime that is considered relatively minor in the eye's of those who come from Leichtenstien

After a few minutes I perceived a line of gentlemen with rifles. They were looking in my direction... I looked around but could not see the target. :huh:

I reckon I could hit that tree over there...the one just behind that hillock...not the big hillock, the little hillock on the left. You see the three trees, the third from the left and back a bit - that one - I reckon I clould hit that four times out of five...on a good day. Say with this wind...say, say, seven times out of ten..
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0225.gif

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. :rose:

Mind you, at least Your_Lion can act a bit, I could have done with him in 'Finian's Rainbow' ... The man from the Sense-o Clock News was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom

Sooooo, Tombstone Mountain...jumping in a game above your pay grade...and moral fiber I see!

I'm, I'm afraid there's been a mistake. The man who has been posting is an impostor. He is not in fact Tombstone Mountain, but a man wanted by the police

True, but only for a crime that is considered relatively minor in the eye's of those who come from Leichtenstien

After a few minutes I perceived a line of gentlemen with rifles. They were looking in my direction... I looked around but could not see the target. :huh:

I reckon I could hit that tree over there...the one just behind that hillock...not the big hillock, the little hillock on the left. You see the three trees, the third from the left and back a bit - that one - I reckon I clould hit that four times out of five...on a good day. Say with this wind...say, say, seven times out of ten..

Well, supposing you haven't got a gun or a sixteen-ton weight?
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Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards! :moon:

Well the referees really are clamping down these days. Only last week the Belgian captain was sent off for having a Sony radio cassette player.

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good... :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

He Asked! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0001.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0011.gif

...him knowingly. :cool:

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0225.gif

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. :rose:

Mind you, at least Your_Lion can act a bit, I could have done with him in 'Finian's Rainbow' ... The man from the Sense-o Clock News was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom

Sooooo, Tombstone Mountain...jumping in a game above your pay grade...and moral fiber I see!

I'm, I'm afraid there's been a mistake. The man who has been posting is an impostor. He is not in fact Tombstone Mountain, but a man wanted by the police

True, but only for a crime that is considered relatively minor in the eye's of those who come from Leichtenstien

After a few minutes I perceived a line of gentlemen with rifles. They were looking in my direction... I looked around but could not see the target. :huh:

I reckon I could hit that tree over there...the one just behind that hillock...not the big hillock, the little hillock on the left. You see the three trees, the third from the left and back a bit - that one - I reckon I clould hit that four times out of five...on a good day. Say with this wind...say, say, seven times out of ten..

Well, supposing you haven't got a gun or a sixteen-ton weight?

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! ;)
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