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No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(

I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.

All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gif

My new cheque book hasn't arrived. :ph34r:

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. :cool:

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. :blush:

strangling animals, golf and masturbating
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No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(

I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.

All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gif

My new cheque book hasn't arrived. :ph34r:

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. :cool:

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. :blush:

strangling animals, golf and masturbating

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|
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No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(

I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.

All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gif

My new cheque book hasn't arrived. :ph34r:

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. :cool:

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. :blush:

strangling animals, golf and masturbating

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|

I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away.
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No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(

I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.

All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gif

My new cheque book hasn't arrived. :ph34r:

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. :cool:

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. :blush:

strangling animals, golf and masturbating

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|

I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away.

...and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. :wtf:
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No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(

I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.

All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gif

My new cheque book hasn't arrived. :ph34r:

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. :cool:

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. :blush:

strangling animals, golf and masturbating

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|

I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away.

...and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. :wtf:

had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?
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No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(

I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.

All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gif

My new cheque book hasn't arrived. :ph34r:

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. :cool:

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. :blush:

strangling animals, golf and masturbating

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|

I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away.

...and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. :wtf:

had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?

:no: Number four: the bridge of the nose.
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No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(

I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.

All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gif

My new cheque book hasn't arrived. :ph34r:

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. :cool:

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. :blush:

strangling animals, golf and masturbating

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|

I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away.

...and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. :wtf:

had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?

:no: Number four: the bridge of the nose.

Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'
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No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(

I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.

All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gif

My new cheque book hasn't arrived. :ph34r:

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. :cool:

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. :blush:

strangling animals, golf and masturbating

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|

I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away.

...and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. :wtf:

had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?

:no: Number four: the bridge of the nose.

Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'

Give him another twenty seconds. :popcorn:
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No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(

I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.

All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gif

My new cheque book hasn't arrived. :ph34r:

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. :cool:

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. :blush:

strangling animals, golf and masturbating

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|

I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away.

...and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. :wtf:

had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?

:no: Number four: the bridge of the nose.

Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'

Give him another twenty seconds. :popcorn:

Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this page's been cut.
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No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(

I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.

All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gif

My new cheque book hasn't arrived. :ph34r:

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. :cool:

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. :blush:

strangling animals, golf and masturbating

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|

I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away.

...and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. :wtf:

had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?

:no: Number four: the bridge of the nose.

Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'

Give him another twenty seconds. :popcorn:

Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this page's been cut.

You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy "Turn the Page" threads. :moon:
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No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(

I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.

All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gif

My new cheque book hasn't arrived. :ph34r:

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. :cool:

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. :blush:

strangling animals, golf and masturbating

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|

I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away.

...and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. :wtf:

had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?

:no: Number four: the bridge of the nose.

Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'

Give him another twenty seconds. :popcorn:

Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this page's been cut.

You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy "Turn the Page" threads. :moon:

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.
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No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(

I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.

All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gif

My new cheque book hasn't arrived. :ph34r:

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. :cool:

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. :blush:

strangling animals, golf and masturbating

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|

I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away.

...and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. :wtf:

had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?

:no: Number four: the bridge of the nose.

Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'

Give him another twenty seconds. :popcorn:

Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this page's been cut.

You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy "Turn the Page" threads. :moon:

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.

Take me to the place where eternity knows no bounds, where the garden of love encloses us round. :coy:
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No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(

I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.

All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gif

My new cheque book hasn't arrived. :ph34r:

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. :cool:

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. :blush:

strangling animals, golf and masturbating

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|

I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away.

...and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. :wtf:

had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?

:no: Number four: the bridge of the nose.

Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'

Give him another twenty seconds. :popcorn:

Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this page's been cut.

You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy "Turn the Page" threads. :moon:

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.

Take me to the place where eternity knows no bounds, where the garden of love encloses us round. :coy:

and then... spank me.
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No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(

I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.

All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gif

My new cheque book hasn't arrived. :ph34r:

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. :cool:

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. :blush:

strangling animals, golf and masturbating

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|

I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away.

...and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. :wtf:

had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?

:no: Number four: the bridge of the nose.

Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'

Give him another twenty seconds. :popcorn:

Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this page's been cut.

You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy "Turn the Page" threads. :moon:

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.

Take me to the place where eternity knows no bounds, where the garden of love encloses us round. :coy:

and then... spank me.

She's from Purley. :drool:
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Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North

And we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:
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Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North

And we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:

An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.
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Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North

And we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:

An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.

Does it start with a goodnight kiss? :bitchslap:
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Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North

And we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:

An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.

Does it start with a goodnight kiss? :bitchslap:

You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.
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Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North

And we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:

An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.

Does it start with a goodnight kiss? :bitchslap:

You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.

I can wait for you no longer. :hug2: You must be mine, utterly.
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Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North

And we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:

An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.

Does it start with a goodnight kiss? :bitchslap:

You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.

I can wait for you no longer. :hug2: You must be mine, utterly.

I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,...
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Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North

And we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:

An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.

Does it start with a goodnight kiss? :bitchslap:

You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.

I can wait for you no longer. :hug2: You must be mine, utterly.

I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,...

No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M. :outtahere:
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Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North

And we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:

An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.

Does it start with a goodnight kiss? :bitchslap:

You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.

I can wait for you no longer. :hug2: You must be mine, utterly.

I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,...

No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M. :outtahere:

Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North

And we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:

An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.

Does it start with a goodnight kiss? :bitchslap:

You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.

I can wait for you no longer. :hug2: You must be mine, utterly.

I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,...

No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M. :outtahere:

Oh you're no fun anymore.
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Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North

And we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:

An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.

Does it start with a goodnight kiss? :bitchslap:

You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.

I can wait for you no longer. :hug2: You must be mine, utterly.

I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,...

No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M. :outtahere:

Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North

And we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:

An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.

Does it start with a goodnight kiss? :bitchslap:

You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.

I can wait for you no longer. :hug2: You must be mine, utterly.

I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,...

No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M. :outtahere:

Oh you're no fun anymore.

Ah, yes. Try Mr. Barnard, room 12. :coy:
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Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North

And we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:

An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.

Does it start with a goodnight kiss? :bitchslap:

You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.

I can wait for you no longer. :hug2: You must be mine, utterly.

I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,...

No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M. :outtahere:

Oh you're no fun anymore.

Ah, yes. Try Mr. Barnard, room 12. :coy:

I came here for an argument!

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