And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2

[blackhawkrush]

What news flom Prymouth?

oh yes know Coronworl very well. Went to school there, mother and father live there, ah yes. Go many weekend parties and polo playing cards in blidge club. Belong many clubs in Coronworld.

You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings. :kisshug:

 

Nah nah. Its just restin'.

Well, he finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own, so I said he could sleep with us.

our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

Yes, after breakfast. :codger:

The stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari.

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken.

After five years they give me a brush.

Well, people keep taking your hairdryer on every turn.

Kipling Road was a typical sort of Eastend street, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all day

They wouldn't give it to us if we didn't pay for it, would they... eh?

But here, an immersion heater for the hot-water tank costs six billion pounds.

I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas.

I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

No, super...well, er...I think it shows I'm human, don't you?

He wasna so much a man as... a blancmange! :o

Now this is extremely nasty. But we can't prosecute you for that.

[Your_Lion]

What news flom Prymouth?

oh yes know Coronworl very well. Went to school there, mother and father live there, ah yes. Go many weekend parties and polo playing cards in blidge club. Belong many clubs in Coronworld.

You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings. :kisshug:

 

Nah nah. Its just restin'.

Well, he finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own, so I said he could sleep with us.

our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

Yes, after breakfast. :codger:

The stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari.

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken.

After five years they give me a brush.

Well, people keep taking your hairdryer on every turn.

Kipling Road was a typical sort of Eastend street, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all day

They wouldn't give it to us if we didn't pay for it, would they... eh?

But here, an immersion heater for the hot-water tank costs six billion pounds.

I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas.

I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

No, super...well, er...I think it shows I'm human, don't you?

He wasna so much a man as... a blancmange! :o

Now this is extremely nasty. But we can't prosecute you for that.

No, m'lud, the full penalty of the law is hardly sufficient. I insist I must be made an example of.

[blackhawkrush]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

[Citizen of the World]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

[blackhawkrush]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

[Your_Lion]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

Not really, no. Have you anything a little more fishier?

[blackhawkrush]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

Not really, no. Have you anything a little more fishier?

Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you.

[Citizen of the World]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

Not really, no. Have you anything a little more fishier?

Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often.

[Your_Lion]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

Not really, no. Have you anything a little more fishier?

Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often.

Very good speaking voice.

[blackhawkrush]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

Not really, no. Have you anything a little more fishier?

Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often.

Very good speaking voice.

I'm not having TRF filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang: :moon:

[Citizen of the World]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

Not really, no. Have you anything a little more fishier?

Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often.

Very good speaking voice.

I'm not having TRF filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang: :moon:

We have some film now taken of one of the notorious weekend mouse parties, where these disgusting little perverts meet.

[blackhawkrush]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

Not really, no. Have you anything a little more fishier?

Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often.

Very good speaking voice.

I'm not having TRF filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang: :moon:

We have some film now taken of one of the notorious weekend mouse parties, where these disgusting little perverts meet.

I think we ought to be going. We have two children to collect. :outtahere: :outtahere:

[Your_Lion]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

Not really, no. Have you anything a little more fishier?

Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often.

Very good speaking voice.

I'm not having TRF filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang: :moon:

We have some film now taken of one of the notorious weekend mouse parties, where these disgusting little perverts meet.

I think we ought to be going. We have two children to collect. :outtahere: :outtahere:

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids in that bag.... I want you kids to get a-head. :LMAO:

[Citizen of the World]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

Not really, no. Have you anything a little more fishier?

Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often.

Very good speaking voice.

I'm not having TRF filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang: :moon:

We have some film now taken of one of the notorious weekend mouse parties, where these disgusting little perverts meet.

I think we ought to be going. We have two children to collect. :outtahere: :outtahere:

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids in that bag.... I want you kids to get a-head. :LMAO:

People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head's come off in the last six fights.

[Your_Lion]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

Not really, no. Have you anything a little more fishier?

Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often.

Very good speaking voice.

I'm not having TRF filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang: :moon:

We have some film now taken of one of the notorious weekend mouse parties, where these disgusting little perverts meet.

I think we ought to be going. We have two children to collect. :outtahere: :outtahere:

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids in that bag.... I want you kids to get a-head. :LMAO:

People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head's come off in the last six fights.

Good evening, last week we learned how to saw a lady in half. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body... :outtahere:

[Citizen of the World]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

Not really, no. Have you anything a little more fishier?

Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often.

Very good speaking voice.

I'm not having TRF filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang: :moon:

We have some film now taken of one of the notorious weekend mouse parties, where these disgusting little perverts meet.

I think we ought to be going. We have two children to collect. :outtahere: :outtahere:

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids in that bag.... I want you kids to get a-head. :LMAO:

People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head's come off in the last six fights.

Good evening, last week we learned how to saw a lady in half. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body... :outtahere:

The naughty bits.

[blackhawkrush]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

Not really, no. Have you anything a little more fishier?

Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often.

Very good speaking voice.

I'm not having TRF filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang: :moon:

We have some film now taken of one of the notorious weekend mouse parties, where these disgusting little perverts meet.

I think we ought to be going. We have two children to collect. :outtahere: :outtahere:

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids in that bag.... I want you kids to get a-head. :LMAO:

People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head's come off in the last six fights.

Good evening, last week we learned how to saw a lady in half. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body... :outtahere:

The naughty bits.

I've told you once. :bang bang: :moon:

[Your_Lion]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

Not really, no. Have you anything a little more fishier?

Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often.

Very good speaking voice.

I'm not having TRF filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang: :moon:

We have some film now taken of one of the notorious weekend mouse parties, where these disgusting little perverts meet.

I think we ought to be going. We have two children to collect. :outtahere: :outtahere:

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids in that bag.... I want you kids to get a-head. :LMAO:

People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head's come off in the last six fights.

Good evening, last week we learned how to saw a lady in half. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body... :outtahere:

The naughty bits.

I've told you once. :bang bang: :moon:

I've come for some free repetition of doubtful words on an inland telegram.

[Citizen of the World]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

Not really, no. Have you anything a little more fishier?

Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often.

Very good speaking voice.

I'm not having TRF filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang: :moon:

We have some film now taken of one of the notorious weekend mouse parties, where these disgusting little perverts meet.

I think we ought to be going. We have two children to collect. :outtahere: :outtahere:

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids in that bag.... I want you kids to get a-head. :LMAO:

People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head's come off in the last six fights.

Good evening, last week we learned how to saw a lady in half. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body... :outtahere:

The naughty bits.

I've told you once. :bang bang: :moon:

I've come for some free repetition of doubtful words on an inland telegram.

A telegram? From the Kremlin! The Central Committee! It says...'Carry on with the execution'.

[blackhawkrush]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

Not really, no. Have you anything a little more fishier?

Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often.

Very good speaking voice.

I'm not having TRF filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang: :moon:

We have some film now taken of one of the notorious weekend mouse parties, where these disgusting little perverts meet.

I think we ought to be going. We have two children to collect. :outtahere: :outtahere:

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids in that bag.... I want you kids to get a-head. :LMAO:

People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head's come off in the last six fights.

Good evening, last week we learned how to saw a lady in half. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body... :outtahere:

The naughty bits.

I've told you once. :bang bang: :moon:

I've come for some free repetition of doubtful words on an inland telegram.

A telegram? From the Kremlin! The Central Committee! It says...'Carry on with the execution'.

Yes, yes, it is indeed. You're on your way to the lounge suite, Karl.

[Your_Lion]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

Not really, no. Have you anything a little more fishier?

Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often.

Very good speaking voice.

I'm not having TRF filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang: :moon:

We have some film now taken of one of the notorious weekend mouse parties, where these disgusting little perverts meet.

I think we ought to be going. We have two children to collect. :outtahere: :outtahere:

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids in that bag.... I want you kids to get a-head. :LMAO:

People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head's come off in the last six fights.

Good evening, last week we learned how to saw a lady in half. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body... :outtahere:

The naughty bits.

I've told you once. :bang bang: :moon:

I've come for some free repetition of doubtful words on an inland telegram.

A telegram? From the Kremlin! The Central Committee! It says...'Carry on with the execution'.

Yes, yes, it is indeed. You're on your way to the lounge suite, Karl.

At the post it's the wash basin from WC then sofa, hat stand, standard lamp and lastly Joanna Southcott's box. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0005.gif

[Citizen of the World]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

Not really, no. Have you anything a little more fishier?

Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often.

Very good speaking voice.

I'm not having TRF filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang: :moon:

We have some film now taken of one of the notorious weekend mouse parties, where these disgusting little perverts meet.

I think we ought to be going. We have two children to collect. :outtahere: :outtahere:

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids in that bag.... I want you kids to get a-head. :LMAO:

People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head's come off in the last six fights.

Good evening, last week we learned how to saw a lady in half. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body... :outtahere:

The naughty bits.

I've told you once. :bang bang: :moon:

I've come for some free repetition of doubtful words on an inland telegram.

A telegram? From the Kremlin! The Central Committee! It says...'Carry on with the execution'.

Yes, yes, it is indeed. You're on your way to the lounge suite, Karl.

At the post it's the wash basin from WC then sofa, hat stand, standard lamp and lastly Joanna Southcott's box. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0005.gif

Well a very exciting race there at Epsom. And now over to the European Cup at Barcelona where the latest news is that Miguel Otana, the burly Real Madrid striker, was sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute

[Your_Lion]

Don't be silly. How can you find someone "Not Esther Williams?"

Let's get on with this bleeding trial, I've got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o'clock.

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?

Not really, no. Have you anything a little more fishier?

Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often.

Very good speaking voice.

I'm not having TRF filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang: :moon:

We have some film now taken of one of the notorious weekend mouse parties, where these disgusting little perverts meet.

I think we ought to be going. We have two children to collect. :outtahere: :outtahere:

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids in that bag.... I want you kids to get a-head. :LMAO:

People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head's come off in the last six fights.

Good evening, last week we learned how to saw a lady in half. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body... :outtahere:

The naughty bits.

I've told you once. :bang bang: :moon:

I've come for some free repetition of doubtful words on an inland telegram.

A telegram? From the Kremlin! The Central Committee! It says...'Carry on with the execution'.

Yes, yes, it is indeed. You're on your way to the lounge suite, Karl.

At the post it's the wash basin from WC then sofa, hat stand, standard lamp and lastly Joanna Southcott's box. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0005.gif

Well a very exciting race there at Epsom. And now over to the European Cup at Barcelona where the latest news is that Miguel Otana, the burly Real Madrid striker, was sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[Citizen of the World]

What's wrong with fruit? You think you know it all, eh?

[blackhawkrush]

What's wrong with fruit? You think you know it all, eh?

As in lettuces, radishes, cucumber?